The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by lena3

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    I’m trying to get through the Lily Pulitzer haul, but it kind of depresses me and pisses me off at the same time. I ADORE Lily. I own quite a few items, but the are all from secondhand stores because I can’t afford to just walk in a store and drop thousands. I will say this, Lily’s resale value is horrific. I’ve never paid more than $20 for any one item. Also, I wore Lily shorts in Vegas. Lisa’s nuts.

    The Chanel camera bag is $9400.

    Today I watched FashionablyAmy’s unboxing of her new Hermes quota bag that was purchased in Hawaii (she’s Canadian). Amy said that she spent $16,500 at that particular store over the last couple of years before she was offered the bag. The bag itself was $13,000.

    Lisa has a lot of work to do. I mean money to spend.

    That Q&A was laughable and sick. Lisa needs to stop giving “health” advice. It’s dangerous for the gullible people that emulate her.
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 30/4/2024, 02:02) 
    The idea of a pair of skin tight jeans crawling up my crotch for five days in the Florida heat is a hard pass for me.

    Yuck. With Jen’s sketchy hygiene practices? Swamp Cooch.
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    I don’t understand why The Woman of 1,000 Pumps is wearing rubber flip-flops with a suit. I said this on Marnie’s thread…use Pinterest. Search cream suit styling women. LOTS of inspiration.

    Those shoes are too small. It’s not hygienic to have your toes dragging on the hotel carpet.

    Personally, I think Lisa’s bags are real except for that Birkin.
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    Ugh. It’s not Re-Done times Pamela Anderson! It’s not a multiplication symbol. You cannot make this stuff up.

    Also, Lisa…you need to return that corset dress. Your under boob is showing.
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    Jen looks like a raw hot dog in that outfit.
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    I live in Houston (about an hour drive). So, that was the smell that woke me up!
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    Marnie can’t link the bag because Dior doesn’t do affiliate links. This woman is not linking anything that doesn’t make her a penny. If Wal-mart has a “dupe”, she’ll link it. I have no doubt that she tried!
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    QUOTE (Saygoodnightgraciedo @ 16/3/2024, 04:05) 
    So the Shingles vaccine caused all these problems 🤔 Why at her age is she getting that vaccine? Her blow up doll lips are so disturbing with the lip liner and why are her bottom teeth bigger than her top🤣 I’m so glad I’m not her that’s all I have to say 🙏

    When I turned 50, my doctor suggested that I take it. I think that’s the age when you’re supposed to do so.

    With that being said, I didn’t lose my hair, get Covid, or lose my voice due to allergies. Lisa is nuts.
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    I was just coming here to write the same thing. The shingle vaccine is not the problem. It’s the piss poor lifestyle.

    Going back in, but this one is already a doozy.
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    Lisa sure has been quiet this week.

    Hair disaster or cosmetic procedure?
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    That was a swimsuit that Lisa flashed.

    I like that the Duncan’s took their children on a real vacation. It only took 24 years! LOL! It appears that her family did fine. Lisa really needs to stop treating
    her family like they’re too fragile to go anywhere. John planned the whole trip! That doesn’t sound like someone who is averse to traveling. Sounds like Lisa is averse to traveling with her family.

    I’ve been to Hermes a few times, and I was always treated nicely even wearing cut-off shorts, tank top, and flip flops. Maybe, Lisa gives off a diva/bad attitude vibe. As much as I love handbags, this was too much even for me-Gucci, Prada, Hermes, Louis Vuitton. This was INSANE.
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    Didn’t they go to Universal Studios?

    I wasn’t going to watch the hair video, but it sounds like some good WTFery going on in it.
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    The thought of eating all of that fried, processed makes me nauseous. I eat pretty healthy and have a cheat day which consists of eating a piece of cake. NOT going on a fried food fest!

    Jen must have a cast iron stomach or eats WAY more junk than she’s letting on.
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    I live in Houston and would love to see Marnie in the wild. Alas, I don’t think that we would go to the same places. I wouldn’t know how to get an overpriced peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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    Jen could easily go to Pinterest and find outfit ideas. I do it often when I can’t decide what to wear. I go to my closet and pick out something similar. Done.

    Then again, I have more in my closet than athletic gear and an ill-fitting sweater.

    Oh, and pirate boots.

    Edited by lena3 - 2/17/2024, 02:44 PM
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