The Gossip Bakery

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    CheapAssMustard

    Did she really flex with Kerrygold cheese! Lol. Remember when Jen Ross used to flex with Kerrygold butter? Meanwhile, it’s the most commonly used butter where I live and has been since I was a child. Everyone bought Kerrygold. Same for Dr. Teals. It’s now imported all the way from the US but still isn’t that expensive here. I buy it myself, but I wouldn’t brag about it.

    Hannah1984
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    Back on the bubble bath . . Does anyone else find it creepy how Darlene often brings up her bath time? Maybe it's just me, but it seems too personal and at the same time much too mundane to be worthy of so much mention. It's not as though this is some beauty guru or even a couple of girlfriends chatting privately. She's a public YTuber who's not even renowned for personal hygiene, let alone an interest in skincare.

    Forget our comedy around Darlene getting stuck in the tub for a moment, it's her emphasis on soaking in the bath that doesn't feel right. It's as if she's inviting voyeurism, or enjoys the idea of imposing herself upon others inappropriately, albeit via the image she forces into the viewer's mind eye.

    I find it creepy, Hannah. You’re right - it’s too personal, yet such a mundane thing to mention. Also inappropriate (and juvenile) for a woman of her age. It’s really as though she thinks, as mg points out, that it’s the height of luxury or something, especially when combined with the wonderful elixirs created by Dr. Teal, that amazing sorcerer who can add soporifics to bath gel to induce sleep, and still sell for under ten dollars at your drug store.

    I don’t know if it’s occurred to Darlene that it’s a bit voyeuristic to force her viewers to imagine her body in a tub, or to ponder the logistics of getting her body in her small tub, and to consider the physics of mass vs water displacement invoked in that exercise, etc., but Darlene is not exactly a bright bulb so maybe she’s never thought about it. She doesn’t think through so many of her tall tales anyway. Even today, she thinks she can fob off some vague allusions to being more social and doing activities merely in passing without explanation and that everyone will take what she says is true for granted.

    I also find it voyeuristic and unsettling when she brings up in detail what she eats, and talks about something being delicious, or worse, talks about her degree of satiety with whatever she’s consumes. Or when she talks about “starving”. That’s even worse to me. Darlene is too overweight to even mention these subjects in public. It’s a bit cringey, at least to me.
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    CheapAssMustard

    Wow! Those two sink photos are unbelievable. Well, not really unbelievable because we see the evidence before our eyes, lol.

    The saggy bottom vacuuming one and the one today at the stove are both crazy comparison photos too. As well as the bust and midsection comparisons. How’s Darlene’s going to lose weight by the time she’s fifty again?
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    Lol, there’s Darlene in the comments agreeing with her superfan Donna that she’d buy organic (I assume fruits and vegetables) too if the prices weren’t so high. What’s the point of that for someone like Darlene who consistently buys fast foods anyway? Are those drive thru chains offering organic options now? I don’t know. Maybe she wants to avoid pesticides. With the minuscule amount of fruits and vegetables Darlene consumes pesticides probably won’t affect her anyway.

    Those screenshots, CAM! Darlene was positively svelte before compared to now. She’s not only equaled out the bust to belly ratio, (lol Socal), but she’s filled out the wrinkles in the jeans. No more saggy bottom.

    Darlene’s kitchen wipe down. She wipes the stove top then wipes the hood over the stove, then the countertop, all with the same cloth! Nice way to spread any stovetop residue around. Not to mention, her weird idea of clear kitchen counters.

    I don’t hate the way her hair looks being up, but I hate the way she sucks on that BUBBA straw.
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    QUOTE (Eyedunno @ 21/4/2024, 12:16) 
    Years ago I was in a weight loss program with a qualified, licensed, nutritionist (not a Youtuber or TikToker - lol). She told me that just because you feel hungry, doesn't mean you are...you could be thirsty. Darlene must be thirsty all the time when her only fluids are coffee, vodka/OJ and, I suspect, pop/soda. Plus eating salt by the pound.

    The other thing I learned was to have a tablespoon of peanut butter if feeling peckish. I'm always drinking water and for the most part, eating properly but still sometimes (rarely) need that tablespoon of peanut butter.

    Hey Darlene since your mind is ALWAYS on food, maybe learn about food and how and where we get nutrients, protein, good fats, bad fats, etc. No? Okay then, you just keep being the obstinate know-it-all you are and continue to fail. Everyone here has been giving you great advice for years and had you bothered to learn from it, you'd likely be in a much better place right now with your weight.

    That’s true, Eye. Thirst is misinterpreted as hunger. Yes, Darlene must be thirsty all the time considering what she consumes. All those salty snacks and processed foods alone. Thank goodness now she has her
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    so all that may change, lol.

    I rarely feel hungry to the point of saying I’m starving myself. It’s amazing what a diet based on non-processed foods and sufficient water can do.

    Good suggestion for Darlene to do some real research about nutrition. But we know Darlene, she doesn’t want to hear hard truths and facts. Seems her weight loss journey has to be her way or not at all. That’s the choice she’s limited herself to.
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    Hannah1984
    Ramble away, Hannah. You never “ramble” without a point, purpose and a great evaluation.

    Crusty Pie
    Great assessment, Crusty.

    CheapAssMustard
    Always appreciate your logical thinking, CAM. And yes, that’s one amazing slimming mirror illusion, for the reason you state. All your diet suggestions are too straight forward and healthy for Darlene. Her food has to come in a man made package of some sort.

    Also, “Petawawa’s 350lb lemming” Lol!

    Kayla M
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    She was making her protein coffee & was STARVING. That mini Clif bar wasn't going to be enough, so she grabbed a bigger one.

    Why is she always “starving” anyway. Darlene should really reconsider her choice of words. Dr. Now would tell her that if she didn’t eat for another year she wouldn’t starve. (He said that to a patient who was a lot heavier than Darlene and he said four years, lol). One of her fans suggested that she learned it was okay to feel hungry. Darlene acts as though if she doesn’t get food into her system immediately she’s a bit hungry, she’ll keel over from starvation.

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    Let's see, I find her to be a narcissist, controlling bitch

    And to think I was trying to be coy about it above, lol. Glad you said it, Kayla. That’s what I think too.

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    She really is all about the marketing. If the wrapper looks good, she buys it.

    Yes. She’s a marketer’s dream customer.

    So many funny one liners and comments from everyone! Lol!
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    Socalgal
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    Ok...But....WHAT is she doing in the store?! I'm sorry but is she out drunkenly photographing herself like a frat girl? I might have it all wrong as I haven't watched yet, but this behavior feels disturbing.

    Yes, Socal, a 50 year old frat girl doing an OOTD at a store. Why she has to do an ootd for her uniform, and why she thinks anyone would be interested is a mystery. Not really a mystery to me as I think her personality traits (can’t diagnose) drives her to do these things. She even states her height and the brands of her pants and shoes, which are no longer available. She haughtily says “there’s nothing to link”. Darlene the holier than thou linkless influencer.
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    Eyedunno
    Hope you get well and feel better soon, Eyedunno.

    Cynbad Oh god, Cynbad and Cornflake Queen Those screenshots! Darlene is one giant beauty.

    I’m not watching her diet nonsense. In the words of Chortle2

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    She just LOVES to talk and preach and lie.

    That’s what I think as well. Lying to herself and to her audience. Must be her duper’s delight working overtime. And she loves to hear herself talk. She’s been opening her recent Fresh Start videos in a strange way, halting, uncertain, forced friendliness. Maybe she was apprehensive about the reception she’d get on this new/old weight loss talk. She knows she’s said it all before. She needn’t have worried because all she got was a couple kindly comments that weren’t lauding her to the skies.

    But what I want to know is, is Darlene really going to wear that spa headband? And if so, I hope she does it on camera.

    Great continuous commentary by everyone as well.
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    I think she she says “it’s a crazy day” and the like, she’s just lying, probably to seem like she has a life.

    All the scenarios for her busy life are hilarious though.
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    Welcomefiends
    Thank you for the link to that thread, Welcomefiends. Some excellent gifs and screenshots there and scattered throughout all the threads. I see you chose one for your avatar, lol.

    Here’s Steve helping out in the kitchen following Darlene’s idea of sanitary kitchen preparation.

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    Kayla’s going to love that one.

    Always interesting to read the old comments, as well as see the posters back then who are now no longer around.
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    QUOTE (SquirrelConvention @ 10/4/2024, 15:08) 
    Way too early, but “ fondling her cheese” has got to be in the next title

    That would hilarious.

    Cynbad Cynbad’s title for this thread is so on point, and getting more so as Darlene keeps rolling out her fresh start and fewd show.
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    Eyedunno
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    ”Uncaring, unfeeling, vicious, unsympathetic, narcissistic bitch”

    Yes! That’s it, Eyedunno. I thought it was either you or Cynbad. Yes, we’ve all said and thought as much, but still, you said it all in one sentence, lol. I love it! And I’m keeping it for real life applications when necessary, because there are many others out there who fit the bill. Darlene is not an anomaly, which makes all her antics even less surprising really.

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    The unsanitary practices in that kitchen. 🤢 But then she wipes her hands on her ass, goes back to touching food after feeding the dogs and, sweeps crumbs, etc. onto the floor too so what can we expect.

    Yes, how could I forget! At this point nothing is surprising.

    Kayla M
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    That cucumber was probably touched by 20 people & yet she had it on a board she is using to make sandwiches. :yucky:

    That’s exactly what leaped out at me, Kayla. I don’t hear all of Darlene’s babble (tune out) but some things I do notice in the moment, even if I forget afterwards. I bet she didn’t wash the cantaloupe before cutting it either. I’m not going back to check but it was probably on the same cutting board she puts the bread on. Does refrigerating sandwiches kill germs, lol.

    Hannah1984
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    On the earthquake, I'd have to disagree it had anything to do with Dar falling over - that would've been a 9 on the Richter Scale . . :snickering:

    Lol, Hannah! You’re noted for your erudition and humor on this thread. Sorry to hear that you’ve been so ill for two weeks.

    I noticed Cornflake Queen hasn’t been around in a while. She always brings the hilarious gifs. I wish we had a compilation of all the Darlene gifs and photos somewhere, now that Darlene has tried erase her past.

    The internet never forgets, Darlene. Just so you know.
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    I didn’t see the whole salmon sandwich segment, (I ff Darlene’s videos a lot) so I went back to check it out. I’m shocked because she’s talking about her mother as though she’s passed away!
    :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:

    I don’t know why I’m surprised as she does it all the time, but the salmon sandwich memories are particularly nauseating the way she’s describes. Also see what you were all talking about with the “my husband” lovey dovey talk. :sick:

    Did Darlene wash that cucumber beforehand and wrap it in her own plastic wrap? Or is it in plastic wrapping from the store? Because she put it down on the cutting board where she is about to make her sandwiches, cut through the plastic, and then cut up the cucumber for her sandwiches. Am I crazy for never putting items in their store wrappings on food surfaces, (she puts the bread there too), for removing the plastic wrap first, washing the cucumber, then cutting it? I just think of that plastic wrapped item having been held by several hands, having been on a conveyor belt at the register, where many other items have been, been necessarily handled by the cashier who may also be handling cash, then handled by the bagging person. Maybe I’m too squeamish. Obviously Darlene’s kitchen customs aren’t making her sick.

    And I wash my hands after touching and opening cans before handling bread. Overkill perhaps, but those are my kitchen customs. :D

    QUOTE (Kishaswonkytits2 @ 9/4/2024, 23:25) 
    Didn’t darliar say that she was only going to show her plate from now on? Also, in this new vlog she said she didn’t want leftovers! What fucking planet is she on now? I sww she bout more orange juice so she can get her drink on! :drunk-smiley-emoticon:

    Sorry for the typos…..jeez

    We’ve been wondering that a lot today, as her contradictions are getting too many to count.
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    Eyedunno
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    She is one crazy, delusional wackadoodle.

    :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    I agree, Eyedunno. Someone recently, in the last couple of days, had a great line describing Darlene, using the word narcissistic. I can’t find it now but whoever said that … perfect. If anyone remembers, or whoever said it, please repeat!

    CheapAssMustard

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    What does it take for Dar to be happy? For Patricia to become a styrofoam memorial bird and Andrew to live permanently at the space station?

    :hearty-laugh:

    Hilarious, CAM. She’ll take those options, and one for “my husband”. Where would she want him sent? Just transfer the salary checks to her account and be on his way.
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    The evidence:
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    Look at how Pat kept her jawline and neck well into her 80’s. Darlene lost hers years ago. And it’s never coming back. :lol:
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