The Gossip Bakery

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    I hope the new dog to torture idea goes the way of the brief tattoo fixation.
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    Oooo Longchamp
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 22/4/2024, 23:10) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 4/22/2024, 10:08 PM) 
    Unless Jenny’s taking a sledgehammer to that hideous bathroom, I don’t think I’ll be able to watch the video.

    Her bathroom makes me feel physically ill 😂

    Same... but mainly because she hangs her towel directly above the toilet for maximum poo spray.

    Hey, poo spray is delicious. Why else would one have an open dish of candy in the same room...
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    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 22/4/2024, 17:15) 
    Can’t imagine what she can do in her awful bathroom to make it nicer other than ripping out all the marble.

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    Or maybe...
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 22/4/2024, 03:14) 
    The jeans need to be thrown away when she gets home.

    I don’t understand? Yes, I too suspect none of her storage bin shorts fit her, but why not run into Target to pick up some shorts, or at the expo, Disney Springs, or one of the many other shops around Disney?

    Or wash a pair of bike shorts and wear those. She had options other than wearing skin tight denim in the moist Florida weather. Jeans in Orlando heat are the woooorst. She makes no sense.

    She should get some of the dry tech pants from Old Navy or Target to wear. I wore them all the time in the summer when we lived there. I'd also suggest linen, but we all know she's too slobby to pull that off.
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    Her bare unfurnished mausoleum is the strangest thing. I'm sure she is tricking herself into thinking she's a minimalist now, even though the garage and basement are piled with shit. Out of sight, right?

    Our current house is very much temporary for us and yet I still unpacked, painted walls, did projects, hung art, and made it look like two adults live there. We'll be listing it soon and I'm proud to show off the improvements we've made.

    It's not that hard to furnish and decorate a space if you aren't a robot without a sense of self. Hell, she could hire someone to recreate someone else's house. But no, by all means keep buying hideous workout clothes.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 22/4/2024, 00:39) 
    any guesses as to what those jeans smell like? :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    Pee, unwashed cooter, sweat, and dairy farts.
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    Her shirt doesn't even fit over her size 4 ass.

    Those jeans are supposed to be slouchy boyfriend style right? Hers are so tight they look like jeggings.
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    She is actively trying to jut out her chin in these latest photos in hopes of disguising her double chin. We can tell you're straining for those lights and angles Jennifer.
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 20/4/2024, 10:37) 
    QUOTE (Conventional Lemons @ 20/4/2024, 10:13) 
    And she's got no one there to dress up and be silly with. She's just on her own looking like a goose.

    Not gonna lie, I'm pretty down on myself about my body. And my emotional dependence on sugary snacks. Tips welcome for anyone who has beaten this addiction. I love the bakery and I know why you point out the Jen body stuff. But sometimes the message doesn't just hit the person it's intended for.

    If any of us walked past Jen in the street we wouldn't notice her appearance. She is very average - yes she has bigger hips and thighs but so do lots of women.

    The only thing I'd notice is the smell. Maybe the rat tail. But, she is painfully average and that's what kills her.

    She wants to be a tiny little athletic thing. She wants to be envied in all aspects of her life. Too bad we don't always get what we want.
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    Jennifer is having the day she deserves and it makes me pleased as punch. Sitting all alone in her hotel room, scrutinizing photos from her 658th Disney wog, making stories for strangers to justify why she looks a certain way.

    She will have her giant receipt to add to her scrapbook as a memory of her choosing herself yet again instead of something truly meaningful.

    No, I won't ever feel bad for her. All D**'s money can't save her from herself.
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    She sure does spend a lot of time making excuses for the way her body looks for someone who is supposedly Ms. Body Positivity now. The denial is strong.

    My weight is the least exciting thing about me and I spend exactly zero minutes agonizing over a number on a scale or a tag. I love that Jennifer Boyles Ross, neglectful mother and animal abuser, will never know that kind of peace.

    She would be happier if she stopped taking herself so seriously and pretending to be some kind of enlightened influencer. I don't have any hope that she'll ever stop being a gluttonous smug self-important bitch though.
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    That chicken and waffle looks fugging disgusting. Why does she think anyone cares about her lumbering through MCO and eating her way through Disney.
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    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 18/4/2024, 01:30) 
    My cousin lives in Sedona and we went there a few years ago. I've been to that exact creekside spot at Cathedral. It's beautiful. The water is freaking cold cause it's glacial--even in the summer. The creekside area there is absolutely magical. She didn't even go to downtown to walk around or shop at Tlaquepaque or go to the Airport look out or Chapel of the Holy Cross. Such a beautiful area and she didn't even see half of it.

    Look, she had two tubs of hummus and an entire cucumber to eat. Not to mention using a random stranger's bathtub. No time for sightseeing unless it involves doughnuts or navel gazing.
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    So she went hiking and got hot and sweaty, then went straight to get coffee and an aura photo and finally did the guided meditation. She subjected the people forced to be in close proximity to her to a whole lotta rank stank.

    We know the guided meditation dude didn't guess she is working on her hygiene.

    She ate the whole bag of chips and the entire chocolate bar that night didn't she.
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