The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (Good Ol’ Suze @ 28/5/2022, 17:10) 
    Maybe. But we have seen pictures of the work lunch spreads, and the HUGE bar at RM1. I think the Rosses are drinkers. No judgment. I think Don may have partially (fully?) switched to 420 to avoid the calories/hang overs.

    Could definitely be, he was looking a lot slimmer for a time so changes were definitely made somewhere. He's filling out again so maybe it's the munchies and all those charcuterie boards :eating-grapes:
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 28/5/2022, 01:18) 
    It's strange to keep booze front on in the pantry. She did this with the Titos at RM1, though maybe that was after she nuked the drinks cabinet? I'd love to know the real story behind that suddenly being gone. It was huge and full to the brim. Wouldn't you keep it with the nice glasses in a cupboard or drinks cabinet of some sort? Somewhere kids can't grab it?

    Pure speculation alert:

    I think that pre or post back surgery sweet boy Donald may have been managing his pain with alcohol. I can see Jen going 0-100 and just getting rid of the entire thing. Also, perhaps it's why tinder Don advertised being 420 friendly? Maybe he originally sought it out as a safer way to manage his back pain and decided it wasn't the worst thing in the world and has kept at it ever since.
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    It's probably a pre recorded day of her beautiful littles going back to school and the anxiety she feels :eyeroll: . I can't imagine anything else going on. I think the whole school thing is dumb for her situation. Her kids are young, just keep them home and decrease class sizes for the kids who have parents who actually work and don't have the luxury of staying home doing fuck all.
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    Wow, a whole lot of nothing, huh? Unless you count further confirmation that Don is not the cheating, gaslighting monster she was not so subtly hinting at. Jen, I'm so proud you mooched off of Don for over a decade to finally come to the realization you don't want to have sex with him. She's brave and inspirational. Good thing she got out with a $800k house and who knows whatever assets and support after enduring years of being doted on.
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    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 21/8/2020, 18:15) 
    I don’t care what she says - Don hates her guts.

    How on earth did she wind up with the DVC? Of course she will sell it. Then Don and his fam can pay for any future Disney trips they take together as a “family”.

    I’m eager to see all of the work Vincente has been doing while she has been faffing around on her in-laws dime in Utah

    This is exactly what I was thinking. More money for her and Don will of course pay for his kids to go in the future. Also, editing Jen is going to give me nightmares.
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    Is that excerpt her idea of trolling? Does hauling $1000's upon $1000's dollars of shit for herself while buying Don the occasional ill fitting pair of pants from, was it Marshall's, for years count as abandoning one's self?
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    I still think there's a chance Emily and her family will show up. Jen never said they weren't. Maybe they'd rather not spend an entire month. I don't believe Emily's avoiding Jen either, they presumably just had a playdate.
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    I think Emily is a weirdo...the Tim Allen vlog is all I needed to see, she's not right. I think Jen fit into the Ross family well because she was willing to become Suzanne 2.0...same shit, I mean traditions, year after year, after year, after year, after year....... If they want to kick Julie out of the dead crow room for Jen, oh well. I for one suggest they get bunk beds so when travelling isn't so risky she and Julie can share. First, preschool teacher Suzanne has to teach her the concept of course.
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    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 7/8/2020, 20:27) 
    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 7/8/2020, 20:18) 
    This whole RV trip is a snapshot of our princess. Perched on the RV bed as a glorified uterus and momma warrior. Whilst EVERYONE ELSE makes sure she is safe .
    She has no clue how much work it takes to drive the RV across the country. Didn't even do basic research on it, no clue about maintenance. Zero involvement to help with anything. God forbid she drives for a few hrs. Although I shudder to think how would that end.
    It's a flashback from the olden Utah days. When Don did all the hard labor around the property, whilst our housewife bought clutter for her loftice.

    From a desperate housewife, to just desperate, in a few short years.
    This RV content is not for Youtube. And I am glad people downloaded it.

    When has Don done any “hard labor” around the property?

    Not the property, but Utah

    1_Mo4_LW
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    This is Jen's hair and nose in 2013. Her hair has always been extremely thin and I think maybe pregnancy changed her nose a bit, but it's always been substantial.

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    QUOTE (walkingpharmacy @ 7/8/2020, 19:59) 
    how did her hair get so bad. do you really think it is her disordered eating and stress? bc I would like to take steps to avoid anything resembling that hair situation.

    I say this as someone who lost a parent, countless family members, and a few young friends to the disease. So not flippantly and with deep understanding of the cruelty of the disease. She looks like a cancer patient.

    She has never had good hair, but I'm confident it's the worst it has ever looked now because she's massively restricting calories while over exercising. She's not vegan, but has been using plant based foods to mask her presumed disorder. Maybe a massive kale salad looks like a substantial meal, but it's just volume and doesn't contain enough calories/nutrients. She'd kill to be thin, she'll never be truly petite, but she's willing to lose all of her hair trying.
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    Oh Don...maybe you should have been open to a more loving and accepting view of people and the world because karma is really fucking you over. Imagine being free of a nagging, lazy, and belittling wife after so many years of funding her fleeting overindulgent hobbies? He dropped a bunch of weight, presumably by eating better and most likely cutting back on the booze as well. Then, he got to explore his sexuality and suddenly....Global pandemic! We joke about him meeting someone, but I'm sure he has enough sense not to be dumb enough to meet up with anyone physically. Anyway, here he is, in the best shape of his adult life, and ready to find at the very least a fwb, but he's stuck with his witchy ex for his family's annual trip to their vacation home :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon I feel mildly bad, but he's a dick.
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    My prediction for her stupid vlog is: Packing for UTAH!!! She never gives us anything good.
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    I want their family friends to introduce Don to a newly single, non mormon, divorcee during one of their boring senior citizen cheese cube "parties". Imagine the nostril flares and shit quotes! Don is an ass, but how can he enjoy his vacation with his family with his ex? I'm one who believes she doesn't need to be there at all. However, if she insisted, why not for a week to help settle the kids and go home to catch up on all of those books she bought that she has no time to read? Oh yeah, because she bought them for show, I guess black lives don't matter when she's invading her heart home.

    Really though, when are we going to see crow pose in the dead crow room?
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    I hate Don because of his world views, but I kind of feel bad he has to travel with his gold digger ex-wife in a small rv to HIS family's vacation home. The kids would be fine without her for a few weeks. Don didn't abuse her, she just realized living with him cramped her selfish style. Too bad they brought kids into it.
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