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| QUOTE (headspace @ 3/5/2024, 21:54) I remember going to festivals for the music. Seems like 70% of the people I see going these days are going to dress up and post to their socials. Do they even know any of the artists playing other than the flavour of the month?
Exactly! I worked in college radio and fell in love with indie/alternative music. My friends and I drove hundreds of miles to camp in the heat for the music. I love fashion but my outfit selection was “what will keep me from being poorly exposed to the elements”. Bri doesn’t even seem to like country music all that much. It’s just the latest trend.
We are all on our own timelines but she really strikes me as the type who didn’t get the partying out of her system before getting married. She didn’t have enough life experience. There are some people who meet the love of their life at 20 and are able to financially and emotionally get it together. Bits put up a good front for a few years but she cracked. She is a very selfish person. I think the main reason she filed for divorce was so that she didn’t have to be with her kids half the time. |
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| | She def seems to be perky again and back to her toxic positivity. I really think Mark saw the crocodile tears and they immediately upped her meds. Add on the sunshine and day drinking out on the patio haven, and Karen seems to be heading back to her old ways. She knows how to turn on the giggles and sell the happy schtick. Bliss knows Fourtch won’t have his party bus clouded with real world emotions. He seems like a bit of a douche. |
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| | This is what happens when a lush gets married too soon to compete with her high school friends. Bri should have spent her 20s traveling and partying. I went to those types of festivals when I was in my early and mid 20s. She is trying to recapture her youth. |
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| How much do you want to bet that Karen had a date at her beverage fridge with a flavored seltzer and Mr. Smirnofferschoff when she made that classic ding.
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| | She was dressed like a whore and everyone was drunk. The odds of *not* getting a random guy to hit on you in a crowd of thousands of people is pretty low. This isn’t really hard to believe. What I find interesting is how desperate she was to talk about it like a high school freshman invited to party with upperclassmen. She is so stunted. |
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| Enhance the Revenue with Karen Fourtcherschnoff has to be the next title! lol!
Karen really should go on that Ireland trip with Melissa Parada. Maybe she could recruit either the sissies or Lauren to come out of retirement and go with her. It would be really good content for a change and she needs to see more of the world. |
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| | It’s nice that Karen is “so excited” for phony baloney **Allison “BickerSHNOFF”** being pregnant but she barely made a peep about baby Romy or even precious Morgan’s 4th pregnancy. |
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| Enhance the revenue Lol!
Save that title for next time.
If Karen hosts her beaches, booze and boutiques twenty twenty five influencer excursion, the Bakery has to infiltrate! We can all wear a coded color on the first day. lol |
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| I remember when she first went to that think tank or whatever “mastermind” retreat she talked about out in California. The “coach” gave MLM Mormon cult leader vibes. “Multiple Six Figures” is what Bri boasted she earned from exploiting her life and children online.
What she took away from that woman and her retreat was that the channel should have a “storyline” like a bad reality TV show. Since then, she has been manufacturing nonsense. #Mythcarriage was the season 6 finale. |
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| Karen: “I always say this is the day the Lord has made.”
lol. Really? Because I have never heard Karen say this.
She bought a shower gift…for someone. Isn’t Jodes’ daughter tying the knot soon or am I confused? It seems like Queen Bee doesn’t want so much as a mention of her on the channel. What a B! 🐝
Karen needs one of Mark’s friends to come over and show her how to garden (cough cough do the work for her). All of those books she takes out from the library and the endless resources on YouTube, the internet and through television. She needs someone to hold her hand through everythinggg.
If she does her own content creator trip, you know she will pull Little Orchid out of her travel agent/influencer retirement to come along and do all of the planning for them. |
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| Maybe Karen will book an influencer con trip of her own. Where would she choose?
Coddorodo? lol. She seemed to like it out there.
But my $$$ would be on her choosing somewhere warm and sunny with beaches, booze and boutiques.
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| | I see her old pal Melissa Parada is trying to con her followers into an influencer trip to Ireland with her next year. Karen should go with her. It would be really good content and it’s someone she knows and has traveled with before. I know she and Mark didn’t go to Melissa’s wedding despite the invite (she is now already divorced), so not sure if they have kept in touch. |
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| The “mystery” cowboy nonsense is cringey any way you look at it:
Either she is exploiting her hookups which is just TACKY at her age and station in life.
She’s trying to make Brad/Adam “jealous” which shows how how juvenile she is.
She’s trying to get people to care to stir engagement bc her entire phony life on social media is one long cringe fest.
She has not one friend who would take Brad’s ticket to Stagecoach, so she had to be the third wheel with her skanky “friend” and her husband. Is she experimenting with women? Was there a throuple situation happening? Is she hinting at going after her friend’s husband (Brad’s friend)? Is this the soft launch of her Only Fans? lol.
I didn’t see any of it bc I couldn’t care less to follow her. The only reason I follow along here is bc Bri is a case study in human psychology and the self-destructive downfall of an “influencer”. |
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