Marnie Goldberg: Even With Restored Power She Still Won’t Shower #washyourhair Pt 155

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    QUOTE (MysteryMeat @ 1/3/2021, 00:29) 
    Oh that’s right, I forgot about his birthday. A month of eating out so she can post on IG. I want hear about her Faster Way progress this go around. Judging from her lack of exercise posts, I’d say she isn’t following the program.

    My thoughts exactly. She has given up on Faster Way. She has barely mentioned it in weeks, doesn’t show workouts, and looked she was having cocktails again tonight. Show is your before and after pictures Marnie, I dare you!
     
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    Their house really does look like a haunted house with a cross! :hearty-laugh:

    What is it with these people announcing every life milestone to neighbours and strangers? The Goldbergs announcing Stumpy is 50. Kristina Braly had signs with storks announcing she had a new baby and that Harper was a big sister, telling the world she has two kids at home. Very smart! :strong_no_smiley_emoticon:

    No one gives a fig about your life milestones, except your friends and family! I know the Goldbergs don't have either to celebrate with them but that's their fault.
     
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 1/3/2021, 04:49) 
    Hotty Toddy! We are at Ole Miss for a tour tomorrow. Drove through tornadoes to get here :nervous:

    Happy Birthday Stumpy! Guess we won’t be seeing you on campus? Also, was there a tacky birthday sign bucket or is Marnie gonna get in trouble?

    No way she paid for this. Probably ‘reach out’ to them for the signs in exchange for a post on her SM.
     
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    Exactly how did this sign come to be?

    Marnie has to ask The Stumpy Little Pecker for a dollar. So he already knew there would be a giant ass sign in their front yard. And don’t they live on a cul-de-sac?

    Thank heavens for the pandemic. It saves them the embarrassment of having absolutely no one over to celebrate.

    The big question is, will Stumpy get a paper plate and cupcake?
     
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    Stumpy the sleazebag will be upgrading his cam girl subscription as a 50th birthday present to himself.

    Marnie will buy him new golf clubs after he authorised the payment as an acceptable amount for a present to himself.
     
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    Oh lawd.

    Take a look at Stumpy’s baby picture. His tiny head looks so strange on his body.
     
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    Stumpy must’ve stood on a box in this pic so that he would appear taller than the letters :hearty-laugh:

    Hey Manks....zip it about the weather already. Why don’t you challenge yourself to find something interesting and/or intelligent to post for a change.
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    $85 for the sign....I say she got it for free!
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    Based on KB & this, I think Texans just love to be loud & obnoxious in all forms
     
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    Her house is frightening! What is up with the window treatments? None of them fit the windows. Yuck.
     
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    What’s the big T looking thing on the front of the house? Please tell me it’s not T for Texas.
     
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    Fifty years old and still living off mommy and daddy.
     
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    That’s one unfortunate looking baby...
     
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    Yikes! His baby photo. He wasn’t terrible in those younger years. He should have continued working; he’s aged rapidly.
     
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    The pic of him as a kid with his hands in his pockets is definitely the best of the bunch. Looks like a totally different person.

    This thread title is great—hilarious and disgusting simultaneously.
     
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