Marnie turned fifty, Stumpy stayed thrifty Pt. 173

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    In case anyone didn't know by now...
    #itsmy50thbirthday
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    QUOTE (CC and Donny's PT Babysitter @ 30/3/2023, 12:14) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 30/3/2023, 04:58) 
    Don't they live at the cul-de-sac end of a street that loops around? Nobody would just be randomly driving by, so the only ones who would see the sign would be the neighbors. And then why have it spotlighted at night, too?
    (This is an example of what I mean, since I don't know what these types of street are called. Not their street, but they live in a house at the end of a similar type of street)
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    That’s what I was thinking. Their 3 neighbors will be the only ones to see the sign. And it’s lit up?

    Solar lights so it will be lit at night
     
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    The lot lizard has returned! Fifty and flabby!

    Bonus close up shot of the jowls that need their own zip code!




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    They went there as a family on weekends but Stumpy traveled95% of their marriage, logged 3 million sky miles and the boys both played football?

    Sure Jan. Stumpy isn’t buying food for 2 people on the regular let alone 4.
     
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    JICYMI!

    She’s 50 y’all, ye haw!

    Yes, these signs are for small children or a graduation. Otherwise used they are for narcissists.
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    I did a yard sign for my father last year for Father's Day. He is 72 and a total ham and loved it. Plus he lives where lots of people saw it. It seems like a total waste to have it out in front of The Addams Family house though.
     
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    Marnie...no one cares that it is your birthday! We all have them. Shut up about it!
     
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    As usual, you ladies crushed it. Love the thread title!
     
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    This right here….
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    Fifty going on seventy five! Have fun at country kitchen buffet 2for1 in your beige muumuu!
     
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    On and on about the birthday!

    Are you turning 1? Or 3? Or even 10????

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    Sad. Her birthday is obviously not a big deal in her own home. She’s literally begging for attention. And gifts, I’m sure.

    I stopped telling others it was my birthday when I turned 21. She really has such a pathetic life.

    Shes 50. Is Stumpy having a surprise party for her? No. Is Stumpy sending her to a spa? Or even Message Envy. Did her chosen son send flowers? Did the other one bring any home? Is Stumpy taking her on a long weekend trip to a place SHE wants to go to? Without a golf course?

    No. She will get clearance generic Walgreens bath salts. A little cake she has to share, on a paper plate.
     
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    Of course she had to praise “Babe” that he “won” the birthday lawn sign game/competition. Never change.

    Edited by Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes - 3/30/2023, 10:49 AM
     
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    QUOTE (Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes @ 30/3/2023, 19:33) 
    Oh course she had to praise “Babe” that he “won” the birthday lawn sign. Never change.

    She always has to stroke the troll’s massive ego :waiting-hand-gesture-smiley-emo
     
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    Ok Marnie, we get it. It’s your birthday. You’re 50 now and you’ve prepared for your senior years by dressing like an 80 year old. I’ve seen better dressed women at my mom’s senior living center.
     
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