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"Boobs on a pillow, gum in a box, living the dream with my Scandi-locks; pickin' our teeth after every meal. Matterfact, we got a daughter, 23 and a son named 'Wheel'."
Yes, that caps it. 
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Zoom in on that thumbnail, her eyes and everything are photoshopped to the moon. He head is way smaller too. The previous one she had before looked more like her with the crossed eyes, but that video thumbnail was changed after people here pointed out her crossed eyes. That’s not even Lisa’s channel, so she had to have had 5 minute body change it. She’s such a phony.
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QUOTE (rfjox @ 8/22/2023, 11:59 PM) "Boobs on a pillow, gum in a box, living the dream with my Scandi-locks; pickin' our teeth after every meal. Matterfact, we got a daughter, 23 and a son named 'Wheel'." Yes, that caps it.
I like the previous one without matterfact. Just my humble opinion.
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I used to follow a carnivore influencer who forced everyone to wipe their face to prove they aren't wearing make-up. "Health is beauty," they say. Lisa would never pass the test.
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QUOTE (Mulva @ 23/8/2023, 00:25)
I like the previous one without matterfact. Just my humble opinion.
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I like it better, too, mulva. I hate her incorrect grammar and misuse of southern slang anyway.
The proper way to say it is "matter of fact" but Lisa is a hick who screws up everything. I don't even use that saying. I will say "in fact..." but I never say "matterfact" or "matter of fact". She is a true hick and I'm embarrassed for her.
I like it without her tacky "matterfact". 
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Great title Rfjox! (Every time Lisa says matter of fact is sounds like matterfack.)
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Lisa bragging “I don’t poot” —it’s not necessarily a good thing. Some gas coming out on top or bottom indicates you are digesting and the gi tract is doing its job moving food through the system. Excessive gas could be indicative of an issue, but no gas is not a good thing either. I had no gas for years (TMI 😂) and found out I have SIBO caused by stomach paralysis. The upper gi system stopped transiting my food and it lead to a chronic gut infection where bacteria, mold, and viruses created biofilm (slime colony) that destroyed my gut lining. I looked pregnant for almost 8 years—was skinny all over except my gut. I never even had bloat before this. Multiple docs couldn’t figure out what was wrong. I stopped absorbing key nutrients and almost died (super long story short). Lisa needs to stick to topics she know like manipulating her wimpy husband, staring at herself in mirrors, and shilling every ugly, trendy materialistic item she sees. 
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Abbey Sharp had SIBO. Not easy to overcome, based on her process.
Not farting can actually lead to cell damage and in extreme cases, heart attack or stroke. But, hey, who are we to try to tell Dot-tor Lisa anything? I just pity the fools who are worshiping at her nasty looking feet.
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The point I was trying to make when she said I don't poot is she thinks her crap doesn't stink because of carnivore which is absolutely ridiculous.
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QUOTE (Carnivore Wanna BE @ 8/23/2023, 02:37 PM) The point I was trying to make when she said I don't poot is she thinks her crap doesn't stink because of carnivore which is absolutely ridiculous.
Maybe she is just comparing herself from before when all she ate was fast food salads with 2 packets of thousand island dressing and now that she eats hardly anything she's not farty. But I don't believe her since she's still drinking a lot of diet coke.
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Lisa looks like a man trying to do drag for the first time: Wonky eyelashes, Bad contouring, Bad wig, overdrawn lips and weird taste in clothes....
Lisa: sashay away darling
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Well I can't find the new interview.
Could someone help a Baker out please?
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QUOTE (What'sup @ 22/8/2023, 14:17) A carnivore coach came up on my feed, I was shocked. Lisa will be a guest carnivore coach in September for this so called "food coach" Unreal, Lisa a coach on eating! www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVgSm26TQ1M
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QUOTE (Mulva @ 23/8/2023, 08:29)
She probably does say "matterfack". 
Mumzy QUOTE:
("I took the "ever" (as opposed to "every") as talkin' country (at least that's how this country girl talks-when I'm slinging my country slang & such😁...")
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You're talking about country vs southern. Lisa is both. I think her upbringing was heavily country with southern hick mixed in. We know 20+ years with John hasn't helped.
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