Marnie Goldberg -- the Not So Incredible Stretchy, Skinny, Bloaty Woman of San Antonio Tx. Pt. 177

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    She looks so so awful. How does she see this and think it looks good?
     
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    too much makeup, spermy brows, snarly lips, unwashed....
     
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    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 9/1/2024, 16:22) 
    On IG she’s talking about returning a countertop ice maker. Said she had wanted it forever and finally bought it.

    My question is why in the world did she think she needed a countertop icemaker? It’s not like they have cocktail parties and need tons of ice and the two of them certainly don’t need more ice than what her regular refrigerator freezer makes.

    Her dog Rowdy likes to chew ice but cracked a molar chewing regular ice cubes. This machine is supposed to make soft ice so she bought it to make ice for him. The day she hooked it up she was calling out GE about the manual being garbage and telling them they needed to do better.
     
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    Love the thread title suggestions. You gals always make me laugh! Those pictures of ol snaggle tooth stress me out!!
     
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    QUOTE (Downanddirty @ 9/1/2024, 18:07) 
    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 9/1/2024, 16:22) 
    On IG she’s talking about returning a countertop ice maker. Said she had wanted it forever and finally bought it.

    My question is why in the world did she think she needed a countertop icemaker? It’s not like they have cocktail parties and need tons of ice and the two of them certainly don’t need more ice than what her regular refrigerator freezer makes.

    Her dog Rowdy likes to chew ice but cracked a molar chewing regular ice cubes. This machine is supposed to make soft ice so she bought it to make ice for him. The day she hooked it up she was calling out GE about the manual being garbage and telling them they needed to do better.

    Thank you, I skip more than I watch of her post lately (boring), so I missed that.

    She looks like a cartoon in that photo above in the green sweater
     
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    So glad she told us how returns work at Walmart. I never would have figured it out myself :wacko:
    What a stupid IG story to fulfill her contract as a Walmart partner.
     
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    Why cant she get her pants length right? She says she is wearing the short length in these , and they are too short. Is there a flood in SATX that did not make the news?

    The outfit, if it can be called that, is really only posted for linking. It's not noteworthy or cute.

    And of course, she is overly edited, as per usual.




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    I don't hate the length of these. They are crops on her which I know a lot of people don't like. I like crop and ankle length pants. Not in a wide leg pant though.

    What I really don't understand is her size. She has always claimed to be a small, sometimes even an extra small. She has claimed she lost weight. She says the sweater is TTS, she's wearing a small. Wouldn't she be in an extra small if she lost weight?
     
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    she cannot keep track of her "claims" because there are so many and they are all conflicting.

    the length would probably not be so bad if her legs were not so overly stretched.

    i pick on her pants length because she claims to be a fashion influencer and therefore should know what lengths are current and in fashion.
     
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    She should never wear pants so short with white shoes, literally can’t tell where her leg ends and her shoes begin…..

    #tanningseasonisover
     
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    All I can see is her dirty, oily, and greasy hair. Yuck!!!!
     
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    The white shoes are awful period. Her pant length generally is very wrong. She posted that picture last week in the bright pink Avara sweater and jeans. The jeans are too short for the shoes she has on.
     
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    Now she is wearing pants that are too long and dragging on the ground. Lolwut.

    She claims outfit is unfinished and she's in slippers ... will the length of the pants change if she changes in to sneakers or loafers?

    She is also freezing and not sure why — could it be because you arent allowed to turn the heater on?!?


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