Marnie Goldberg -- the Not So Incredible Stretchy, Skinny, Bloaty Woman of San Antonio Tx. Pt. 177

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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 22/4/2024, 00:05) 
    The pics are blurry and I am not watching her low rent infomercials but she seems to be wearing her Invisalign.

    I cannot imagine her sticking to Invisalign, especially if she has to wear them for so many hours a day. She is the queen of no follow through and hates being inconvenienced.

    Yeah, I predicted she isn't going to stick with this and she'll dog out her dentist over it.
     
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    None of her posts contain any cohesive information. It’s obvious that the two of them produce these badly staged photos, then she plugs in descriptors/links with evidence of zero pre-planning or forethought for the post. The copy is all an afterthought; allowing her plenty of time to run out for a cheap 2-for-1 meal deal.
     
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    QUOTE (Gnocchiknees @ 22/4/2024, 18:37) 
    The blouse is “made of a wrinkle resistant synthetic material”……can she not even look at the tag inside to let her viewers know EXACTLY what it’s made of?

    The jeans come in “lots of different washes”…..so if someone wanted those exact ones (doubtful, btw) she can’t tell them which ones she’s wearing.

    The belt is reversible, but she of course didn’t bother reversing it so that it might match her bag.

    Instead of showing another photo of that outfit while wearing dressier trousers, she just talks about it.

    Nothing new to anyone here, but she is truly THE LAZIEST PERSON I THINK I’VE EVER SEEN! :mfr_omg:

    She can't share more accurate information because she's already returned the outfit after the photo was taken.
     
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    i mean ... she can look the item up using her links to get more info. but she wont do that because she is lazy!
     
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    That belt may be Tory Burch but it's too big/thick for the belt loops on those HORRID jeans. They remind me of 1980's acid wash.
     
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    Imagine doing a paid ad for Kendra Scott and not being bothered to look at what stone you’re shilling. “Either topaz or sapphire, I can’t remember which” not once, but twice.
     
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    The 80s called and would like their popped collar back.

    Is she wearing pajamas in this reel? The print looks like pajamas - if that were the case, the popped collar is even more ridic.


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    She is showing her age in these screenshots - her neck, hands and face have aged terribly.


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    She looks awful! Those wild eyebrows that are too dark for her. Her face is so sunken in, horrible!
    I don't think these so called influencers realize that as you age, your face looks so sunken with huge weight loss and it's not pretty or attractive! I noticed on a LisaJ post also.
    I'll keep some weight on rather look like that!
     
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    Wow! She has really accelerated her aging just to be able to brag she’s an XS.

    I can’t pinpoint exactly what is different—but she is looking odd.

    What you guys think it is? Even her eyes look too big and strange. It’s almost like her face is melting. Those eyebrows are way too bold and bushy and she dresses like a Golden Girl.
     
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    This thumbnail on her reel is so ridic -- the snarl, the open mouth pose, the caterpillar sperm brows, the dingy hair, the dead, dead eyes.


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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 23/4/2024, 14:54) 
    This thumbnail on her reel is so ridic -- the snarl, the open mouth pose, the caterpillar sperm brows, the dingy hair, the dead, dead eyes.


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    Don’t forget the black fillings!
     
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    QUOTE (ZizizouzouTWO! @ 4/23/2024, 03:07 PM) 
    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 23/4/2024, 14:54) 
    This thumbnail on her reel is so ridic -- the snarl, the open mouth pose, the caterpillar sperm brows, the dingy hair, the dead, dead eyes.


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    Don’t forget the black fillings!

    YASSS!!! She really needed those fixed before going on Invisalign.
     
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    Home improvement with the clueless Goldturds.

    Its like putting lipstick on a pig, tbh.


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    Well, there goes their vacation budget for the summer 💸💸💸💸.
     
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