SheFindsHerLifeDauntingSoSheSpendsItCroissantingLikeJen Pt. 456

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    First of all, my sister won the Angel’s Landing lottery and a friend of mine won it for the second time, neither of them have millions from their ex-husbands supporting them either so suck on that, Jen.

    Second, she’s really feeling herself buying more clothes since she fits into those faux size four jeans. I’d love for her to try on a size 4 pant with no spandex or from a company like Zara who is known not to participate in the vanity sizing nonsense. She’d come crashing down to reality with a quickness.

    Last, I can’t believe I made an appearance!

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    I was nice and guesstimated 155 lbs
     
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    I put in 5'3" and guessed 168 for her and it also gave size 10 :lol: now I'm going to play around on there and see how I can get to a 4 :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    Reverse engineering Jen's lies is fun!
     
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    ok 5'3" and 140lbs still says size 6 LOL. I couldn't remember her exact height. she lies so much she even lies to websites :(
     
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    This is her size 4. She originally order a 6.

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    Nope. More like a 12-14 in more standard sizing.
     
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    just cuz she showed a size 4 doesn't mean that's what she is wearing.

    she is a liar who lies

    she wants to see dainty and we all know she isn't

    shoving all these croissants sugary drinks and food by the serving bowl size meals add up that she is way bigger then she will ever let on
     
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    I believe the size 4 scam just because she is prone to buy in bulk and then make returns. She would do it.
     
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    Let’s keep in mind those jeans do not fit like they are meant to 😅

    Also, Jen is 5’4, not that an inch should make much difference
     
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    I need to order some of those magic pants. They think I should wear a size 10. Damn!

    I think she is 5'4" and maybe 140-150 lbs. My daughter is that size right now and she has the same birthin' hips. She said she usually wears a 10 in jeans.
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/29/2024, 12:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (Jin’s Colonial Ponytail @ 29/4/2024, 19:33) 
    I’ve been taking a break from Gene and just reading casually here and there. Did she really pretend that she got dat ass into size 4 jeans? On what planet?!?!? :hearty-laugh:

    They were sized 4 from a company that makes people believe they are that small, Beefy Gene’s world . Meanwhile in the real world, she is most likely an 8, those size 4 gave her a camel toe.

    They are also meant to be baggy, not skin tight.
     
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    Also….looser jeans seem to be what is in fashion right now. But Jen has to wear tight everything.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 4/29/2024, 02:43 PM) 
    Being bored, I went to the Carve website and plugged in my info to get my suggested size. It said SIZE 6! I am nowhere near Jen’s size or weight. But also they don’t ask for measurements, just height, weight, age, and whether your belly, hips, and butt are small, average or large (which is all opinion—not fact). Anyway, it’s an odd way to recommend sizes imo. If Jen wears a 4, I should fit in a 0.

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    I think there was some age discrimination in their calculation. :snickering:

    Yeah..I don't understand how age would have any bearing on what size one wears.
     
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    Those jeans are too small and so tight that they turned her ginormous ass into a flat pancake
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