The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by DirtyMartini

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    Hey Bakers! 🧁Long time no snark. Life has gotten complicated in the Martini house.

    So of course I’m trying to catch up on a metric crap ton of Jens antics and I’m at Christmas and I have a question. When she showed Donny’s room during the decor tour his lovie was on his bed and the kids were with D**.

    IHave we established that D&T make the kids leave those filthy lovies at Jen’s? Because they clearly don’t seem to need them unless they are with her.

    Sorry didn’t mean to derail the thread or anything but the lovies always rankle me
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    I really don’t like that half a wreath thing. It’s probably just because Jen threw it up on the wall without any thought. I’m sure in the right hands it could be really pretty
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    She tossed this with such utter disgust on her face…can anyone make out the pic?

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    Also, this hair is a legit crime

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    Maybe something changed with the algorithm on YT - because I got a ton of recs for some of her older stuff - a lot with D** featured. I was barely seeing her stuff in my feed anymore. I know I just watched the Easter one with the sharpie mug while I was cooking dinner the other night and then I realized it seemed odd that I could see it on YT

    IDK, I only get my Jen info from here now so maybe she didn’t do anything

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    I know I’m late to the party, but I hope she get piled on after that live. What a POS. That was appalling and heartbreaking.

    Also - did she unprivate some MHWL videos?

    That clip of the live needs to go viral
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    Did she unprivate a bunch of her YT videos?
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    She is literally the laziest nontent creator out there. Absolutely zero effort. Filming this while on one of her trips just proves that she just grabbed all the shit she packed and turned on her camera. I can’t believe this is the level of effort she puts out for her paying hugbox. Her paying friends aren’t looking for this kind of gift guide - most signed up for OG Jen and there are far superior travel guides on YT then Jen’s REI version of Supermarket Sweep.

    Also, how many coolers does this bish need??? She’s got the big $$$$ Yeti, she also has a Yeti soft sided Hopper, and now a hydroflask cooler as well - just for granola bars and chocolate? This girl literally uses Don dollars for fireplace kindling.
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    Can someone help a baker out and let me in on what DUB means in reference to Jen? I still have some older threads to catch up on and my nurse brain always reads it as dysfunctional uterine bleeding.
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    It’s amazing how incredibly different the kids appear when they are with Don and Tens, I wonder if their “sensitivities” disappear when they are with them as well. My guess is yes.

    That is such a great photo! Jen could never compete with that, not in a million years.
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    I hope Julie really gave it to her. Problem is Jen is a legend in her own mind and thinks she can do no wrong. It’s time for her to do right by Winnie. Leaving that poor animal when she is so fragile so she can play pretend in her new persona is just awful.
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    She was so nasty during that live! Snippy answering questions to people paying to be there.

    People asking how the situation with Blue works and she’s so vague and snarky. No one is asking for the exact location of the car, they are asking how the process works. Not everyone is a vanlifer. When she first started with her 50 grand toy I didn’t get how it worked either. She could simply say she leaves it a particular location and then returns to it to go on the next leg of her journey, but she’s an absolute bitch anytime someone asks, like people should just know how it works.

    She’s was absolutely off-putting in he way she was speaking to people and then the sudden need to leave, like she had a timer going or something and she was only going to give them exactly one hour of her time. She was awful- almost Mankyish.

    I’ve seen her be a smug bish so many times but this was really out of line for people that are paying to engage with her.

    Edited by DirtyMartini - 10/21/2022, 10:55 AM
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    I have never come across anyone with as little self identity as Jennifer Ross. In all of her years of swf’ing, this van travel thing absolutely baffles me. This is a woman who absolutely hates to be uncomfortable in any way. She cannot even go to Target without packing a snack for the ride.

    I do not get this. In all the years we have watched her, she never even went glamping. Now she’s sleeping in her car, barely showering, hiking for hours on a foot that has got to be painful, using a pee rag, getting eaten by bugs, and crying over sporks. To prove what Jen? He left and found someone who seems to know who she is and what she likes. Someone that seems to enjoy her children and spending time with her family. Someone who has a distinct style and owns it. Someone who seems to care and appreciate him. For all of Don’s faults, showing Jen how much he loved her was not one of them. Robo Jen just could not truly ever appreciate that or return the gesture.

    Is the scenery beautiful? Yes. Does Jen truly appreciate these beautiful places? Doubt it. It’s escapism, pure and simple. She’s not really there to explore the places. It’s just the popular thing on YouTube right now and Jen has always had to jump on a trend and adopt a new identity because she has no clue who she really is and she will never put in the hard work to find the answer.

    Jen is one of the most lost people I have ever seen.
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    Edited by DirtyMartini - 9/7/2022, 12:05 PM
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    She will finish, just so she can tell us all how proud of herself she is and get headpats from her support group. She will walk up a mountain 7000 times for praise but bitch about lack of sleep when the kids are with her…
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