The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by DirtyMartini

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    Why on earth with her unlimited D**Dollars and Patreon bonus bucks will she not go to a salon and fix that mess?

    I forgot…it’s because she knows best. She doesn’t want to hear that a shorter cut would help with volume. Does she even own a hair dryer? Drop $$$ on celebrity hair products but probably uses Winnie’s scissors to cut her own hair.

    This. This pure idiocy and absolute belief that she knows what’s best when she is so clearly wrong is why The Jen Show will always be the most fascinating to watch.

    Edited by DirtyMartini - 4/22/2022, 12:27 PM
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    She cuts her own hair…I can’t…

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    I will be hanging out near the very relaxed caterer :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic and putting extra blue cheese stuffed olives in everyone’s martinis…
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    Broken Christmas Tree Jen is still available I believe…
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    What’s Pookie doing now? I’m sure she hasn’t ventured far out of Tikka’s death grip on her…
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    Haven’t been in the Tikaa threads in a loooooonnnng time. I see not much has changed. Filters working overtime and crazy as ever. WTF with the voodoo dolls though?
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    I mean what else could I really go as?!?! :XD: It’s like something off of Stumpy Goldberg’s IG account!!

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    They all lurk here…
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    Been watching The Jen Show since the beginning. Explain to me how talking about this show that has been willingly put on the air for all these years is problematic? She even made National TV :snickering:

    I have never contacted Jen or her family. I don’t comment on her socials. I come here and snark on her absurdity- which has been what has kept me watching all of these years. I’m also here for the community that has been built, I’ve been gossiping here with many of you for years :hug:

    She is a public figure who has had a very public presence for a very long time. Love how these little bit characters in the Jeniverse like to come in and scold us :rolleyes: more free entertainment.

    I slept great last night btw, how about the rest of you Bakers? Definitely not losing sleep or my soul gossiping about a public figure who has shared her life online for 12 years. My soul is just fine, thanks…

    Manky tried to pull the argument a few years ago that it’s ok to gossip about tv shows but not her because they get paid $$$ and she doesn’t. Give me a break. She takes any sponsorship that comes our way and Jen is certainly getting $$$ with her new Patreon cult.

    Secretly I think Jen loves that she has the most active thread on this site. She can cry “woe is me” to the Jenions and bit characters and all their sympathy feeds her insatiable appetite for attention.
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    I always have at least 10 yoga mats on rotation…I can’t believe Jen and are the only ones! So strange! :XD:
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    Taking bets on if the legless bear makes the travel favs list…

    I vote yes.
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    This entire Easter display is a performance for the Bakery…she’s reading here. Immediately went out for clearance candy and dug through the garage bins for old crap to regift so she could post on IG and “show those bakers I’m a good mom!”
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    Coming in clutch with the title!! :hearty-laugh:

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    BoraBoraWasHorrificButMyPelotonTreadIsSoTerrific(OooSyrup!)LikeJen
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    Found the video says she went back on the pill in spring of 2010 after not taking it for a year.
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