The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by DirtyMartini

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    I just saw the jacket pics…
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    I’ll be back when I stop laughing my ass off🤣🤣🤣
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    We need a bakery investigation to determine how often she’s actually at the mausoleum, because it seems to me she doing everything she can to avoid living in her actual house.
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    She didn’t even need to do the video…it’s all right there in the monotonous IG stories…
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    The problem with Jen is that she has never had a true sense of self. She has been a chameleon her entire life. She tries to make herself into all of these personas that always fall flat because her heart really isn't in it. She's been a wanna be trophy wife, dog groomer, organizer, make-up guru, You-Tube sensation, baker, beader, knitter, runner, exercise guru, guitar player, princess, bidness wady, vegan, and super mother. Se has failed at all of it.

    Now it seems she is trying to become the furthest opposite to to Tens, and she's failing at that too. She throws around a bunch of cash, buys all the things for her new identity, fails at it or gets bored and finds the next identity to imitate.

    For all her alleged introspection and naval gazing, she has never really figured out who she actual is. She is an empty shell of person. Until she does the real work with a real mental health professional she will never change.
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    Please Jen, just go Whole Foods/ Trader Joe’s/ Target and film it. Thanks.
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    Jen piss off the Italians so much they are making the site act weird?
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    This may be her most boring camping/travel/whatever to dayte…
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    Oof
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    OMg this is a snooze
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    Here we go… tent camping… not for me

    I can’t… I need walls and a lock. Nope.

    Edited by DirtyMartini - 11/15/2021, 10:09 AM
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    That tree was so depressing. I get that she probably doesn’t want to use any ornaments that she had at RM1 that had sentimental meaning for her (Piglet/Pooh) but since she’s been at the new house it’s all generic box of 50 unbreakables on the tree. Why not take them to the store, have them pick out some fun ornaments themselves? Get some garland or have them make a paper chain?

    It’s so weird what she chooses to spend $$ on. She had thousands in Christmas decor that has now been donated, thrown out, or sold. She went all out for Christmas, but now that she has kids she barely makes an effort. Instead of putting some $ into some quality, memorable decor/ornaments she’s buying a bajillion dollars worth of hiking equipment that we all know is going the same route as her sewing machine, beading supplies, tone it up merch, and Martha Stewart mags.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 13/11/2021, 18:30) 
    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 13/11/2021, 18:26) 
    Omg, the kids look bored to tears. Why do they have to be in there? Isn’t the whole basement a play area?

    Yes the whole basement is a play area but they’re near Jen because they want her attention. Those kids have the entire house but they have to be right where mommy is, it’s because they’re starving for her attention.
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    Yes. You’re right, I had it backwards thinking Jen was making them stay in there with her.
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    Omg, the kids look bored to tears. Why do they have to be in there? Isn’t the whole basement a play area?
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