The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by DirtyMartini

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    This woman is pushing 40. Her entire wardrobe is now Disney and Peloton branded. How many Disney race shirts does one person need? She got the medals- why does she need all the shirts too?

    I’m not a Disney enthusiast, but surely this is excessive?

    I don’t understand how she doesn’t even bother with the simplest of self maintenance: lip balm, eyebrows, and haircuts. It’s like she purposely trying to look like a hag.

    Jen, please get a haircut and buy a real shirt from a proper store, you are making my eyes bleed.
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    Omg…she brought that legless bear? What a dork.
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    That shot of Donny alone on that bench clutching his lovie is heartbreaking. You can bet your ass when my son was that age his ass would have been glued next to mine if we were on a ferry. I can’t imagine having your back turned on a 4 year old while on a boat. Disney or not, shit can happen.
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    Awesome job Captain Bunion of Fury !!! Thanks for your hard work!!
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    Ughhhhh….she just got off that bike all sweaty and gross and is going to marinate in that tub? Ewww.
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    I can’t understand why the hell she had to lug that cumbersome stroller on a plane instead of just renting one at the park. Why? Because she needed to take them to dinner? That’s nuts.
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    Can’t wait to see D and C strapped into that stroller at 14 and 16 still clutching their lovies. Setting them up for greatness Jen…
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    Lol, how predictable… no more “creepy pirate” so all clear to post the video of the kids. What an idiot.
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    So far, the content on Patreon has been a snooze. I doubt it will get any more riveting…whatever she posts will get leaked in some way, even if it’s not an entire video. But whatever she posts will low effort bs at best.

    What would be great is if a reaction channel started doing Jen content…she would loose her last 3 hairs. They can be brutal.
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    I’m waiting for the IG smugfest, she’s going to be unbearable
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 4/4/2022, 23:31) 
    I went back and checked, it was about a month ago that I posted that she already had the 6k peloton badge, for 6,000 minutes completed this year. Well, now she has the 10k badge. :wacko:

    She said she was listening to Peloton runs during all the races which is adding to her tally. Somehow I feel like that cheating. Idk, just seems like an easy way to up her numbers for a race she’s already running
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    Not even a full month in and breaking content promises. How many excuses will they believe until they realize Jen is just going to do what she wants, promises be damned?
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    Some info about Patreon. My other YT vice is Foodie Beauty, whose channel was yeeted off of YT a few weeks ago, so she started a Patreon (and an OnlyFans, Twitch etc..) One of the FB reaction channels - French Fried Girl did some research about using FB’s content that was on Patreon. She talks about it starting at about 7:30 on this livestream. Basically if a paying Patreon membership is sharing it, it seems Jen is out of luck.

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    Come fly to Italy and find us Jen - we know you love it here…
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