The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by DirtyMartini

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    She couldn’t do anything about Tosh featuring her material, but she’s going to be successful with this endeavor?

    Didn’t someone show the Patreon ToS that basically said they don’t do anything about leaked content?
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    What’s her excuse for not meeting her quota next week going to be?
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    Beware!!!! Incoming tortoises!!!!

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    I just looked at the stuff and got the lip glosses for my daughter. Jen is a cow. Moo.
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    I’m out of the loop on whatever this Target collection is that she is going to need to buy all of but this looks like something she should be buying just for her kids…

    The last thing this fool needs is another pouch
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    Well Bakers, I did it! It took me a week to catch up but I’m finally up to date! (Maybe I should get a pretzel as big as my head to celebrate…)

    So…she actually started the Patreon…from what I’ve seen of the exclusive content she’s put out, people are going to start dropping out once they realize there is no exclusivity, just Jen hastily “organizing” the smallest drawer she could find in order to meet her promised quota of content. 5 bucks to watch her put the lip balm she sadly doesn’t use back in a teeny drawer does not an organization video make.

    Don and Tens look great! She has done wonders for him. He may be an asshole, but she definitely worked miracles for him. Definitely beats Lego hair and Bazinga shirts.

    Please don’t let Disney race Jen be her new fixation. It’s like the shacks in the woods, they all look the same after awhile. With all her self help books, it’s a shame she’s never figured out who she truly is as a person. She will be SWFing even when she gets to Shady Pines.
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    Hi Bakers! I’m catching up…..seriously behind again…this house reno is taking up every spare second! <3
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    Oh good, more gentleness 🙄

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    Why is she choosing to die on this hill? I will never understand how her robot brain works. Why can’t she just be a mom? Why does it need a specific label? She’s so damn rigid.

    She’s going to need to go radio silent for a week to punish us and book a “single mother vacation” to recover from the lack of headpats.
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    Wow…the Bakery really peed in her cornflakes this morning!

    Just keep sending people our way Jen! Membership drive!
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    So now she’s been systematically traumatized??? What Yetta said….gaslighting at its finest…
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    Comment under her latest IG post:
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    It’s really bad when you can’t figure out if it’s adoring Jenion praise or a baked good…
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    More Glennon Doyle???? Because reading the first book turned out so well for her…
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    QUOTE (Lucky_Me @ 27/1/2022, 20:00) 
    She POSED for the photographers on the race route. She saw the pictures herself, and she was getting all kinds of comments, and probably DMs, about "WTF bitch, you're in Disney without your children?!" And only now wants to weave a narrative about body shaming.

    She has those race pics, as soon as I heard she didn’t save them I knew she was lying. There is no way she wouldn’t save them in her compulsion to document every second of her life.

    Edited by DirtyMartini - 1/27/2022, 02:11 PM
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    She is straight up insane. I’m now firmly in the camp that this is a complete setup and money grab. Especially after the shitshow of the past few days only for her to get caught at Stabby McTooth’s last night. This is a con job.
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