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Posts written by KerryGold - the return

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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 8/31/2022, 06:35 PM) 
    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 1/9/2022, 01:22) 
    I think she just worded it wrong (again) and ment that Oregon doesn't have self-service gas stations, but someone has to pump the gas for you (same in NJ - only TWO! states in US where it's illegal to pump your own gas).

    NJ here chiming in on the amazingness of full service gas!

    We still have several "Fill 'er up?" service stations. They usually offer mechanical work as well. I go there just because I don't want them to close.
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 8/31/2022, 04:26 PM) 
    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 31/8/2022, 22:37) 
    It must be so hard on them, to go back and forth all the time.

    According to Jen, it's an "adventure."

    Jen likes living out of a suitcase.
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    QUOTE (HotHotMommySteak @ 8/31/2022, 02:53 PM) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/31/2022, 04:37 AM) 
    I agree. Something happened, I wish that we knew what it was!

    It could be that they wised up to her ways after being patient. It was obvious that Jenny was taking advantage of their largesse and their privacy was being invaded so they decided to cut off her access before it got even worse. I bet they're on their guard now. I know I would be!

    Every time I think of how rude and abusive she was to the Rosses, it makes me sick. Wasn't it the Hamptons trip where she was making this multicourse VEGAN dinner for herself, with patient Suzanne watching and asking questions about something Jen was cooking for herself, AND NOT SHARING? When there was enough to feed an army?
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 8/31/2022, 02:52 PM) 
    It’s Wednesday - kids go to Don today. She had them for her 2 weeks plus regular Monday Tuesday.

    You know how we can tell (besides the bags) That’s the most joyful she has been around her kids in ages and they are t in their pjs

    When will Don arrange for full custody, in exchange for a large cash sum?
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/30/2022, 07:58 PM) 
    Her solo trips to Utah made no sense. She didn't DO anything. If she so loved hiking, she could have went to Utah and hiked the various trails around there, but she didn't. She did exactly the same thing that she did at home. Exercise, walk Winnie, eat junk food, talk to her camera.

    But that's exactly why she went, she didn't have to do anything... with Don.
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 8/31/2022, 01:45 AM) 
    QUOTE (Yetta @ 31/8/2022, 02:58) 
    Her solo trips to Utah made no sense. She didn't DO anything. If she so loved hiking, she could have went to Utah and hiked the various trails around there, but she didn't. She did exactly the same thing that she did at home. Exercise, walk Winnie, eat junk food, talk to her camera.

    Her solo trips got her out of sexy time with Don for a week.

    She also could let her disordered eating go full force.

    Jen seems to crave total alone time more than most people.

    Her solo trips stopped before she had kids. Wonder what happened.

    Seems like I remember some big woo-haw about Jen not being allowed Utah alone at some point? Food issues?

    QUOTE (Curveball @ 8/30/2022, 12:30 PM) 
    QUOTE (MissMiss @ 8/30/2022, 10:17 AM) 
    If Jen can't handle hangry children, how in the world is she going to handle the teenage years?

    Oh, I think by then they will be with Don 90% of the time and she will only have a sliver of the experience, if they are still speaking to her, that is.

    I really think that "a sliver" of that experience is more than she wants. Don might as well of got him a "surrogate" mother for his kids. Cheaper in the longrun and the kids wouldn't have to deal with Jen and her issues. Jen would've been fine with that. Birthed and over. Bye.
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    QUOTE (Curveball @ 8/24/2022, 07:35 PM) 
    QUOTE (BespokeMuffins @ 8/24/2022, 05:30 PM) 
    She’s packing poopy tp out to throw away later? Yuck.

    This gives a little more insight into why she didn't think trash plates were a problem.

    THIS!
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    QUOTE (GumOnSuzannesShoe @ 8/24/2022, 03:32 PM) 
    I also think she doesn't have an RV because she would prefer to piss and shit in the woods than empty a smelly sewage tank. She doesn't talk about her IBS anymore, but I can only imagine the flies and mosquitoes and I'm repulsed by the whole thing.

    Then again, I don't cry and complain when I don't get the best seat in the house as a party of one, because they don't know how much money I can pay.

    I think the main reason she does NOT have and RV is because the kids would want to come along. Plenty of room.
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 8/24/2022, 02:40 PM) 
    Is anyone else too scared to go camping all by themselves? I guess I've seen way too many true crime docs to voluntarily drive to the middle of a forest and sleep in my car. Seems like all Jenny worried about was the dust that was getting into her car

    I saw Deliverance. And they weren't alone.
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    QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 8/21/2022, 05:41 PM) 
    I wonder if Jen and Don ever tried to work through their marriage issues with a therapist. I would hope so, for the sake of their children. From her (non-Bakery) viewers’ perspective, Jen and Don were in a happy marriage filled with expressions of love, vacations, and companionship. That is what Jen showed her audience for years. Then POOF! She announces her divorce and says she’s been considering divorce for YEARS! Years? Really? What about all the perfectly compatible narratives in the husband and wife tags? The parenting tags, gushing over each other’s potential strengths as a parent? Jen taking very good care of Don? When did things go sideways?

    Jen spins it that she instigated and chose to divorce Don, due to being romantically incompatible - which implies a sudden incompatibility “in the bedroom”. Deductive reasoning narrows it down to - infidelity, porn addiction, a desire for an open marriage, change in sexual identity/gender, newly revealed fetishes, long term lack of sexual attraction. They JUST had 2 children together. She seemed to be angry and hurt by Don. She was no longer a happy wife. I think he betrayed her in some way. He tried to make it up to her with the Babymoon to Hawaii (was that right before CC or Donny?). That video always stood out to me from their other trips. Like, something changed between them. There was tension.

    Jen's shown us that when she is through with something/someone? She's done. I think she popped out the kids, as per their agreement. She fulfilled her end of the contract. He wanted the marital bed. She was over it. I think her putting Don's "meat" in the garage fridge also means she told him no more kids, no more sex. She did her duty, he could sleep in his basement office. The end.
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    QUOTE (MorningRoutineQueen @ 8/21/2022, 05:05 PM) 
    QUOTE (GivingMyselfGrace @ 21/8/2022, 17:10) 
    For those of you who remember Leave It To Beaver, this is what I see in MorningRoutineQueen's avatar:
    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11596872/th.jpg)(IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11596872/...-1650109793.jpg)

    The resemblance is scary! :hearty-laugh:

    Lumpy Rutherford.

    QUOTE (NewMoney @ 8/21/2022, 05:22 PM) 
    I wonder what kind of takeout she orders herself when she’s home alone and how many courses

    Or how many places?
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    QUOTE (HotHotMommySteak @ 8/20/2022, 02:28 PM) 
    QUOTE (cheap ass soy sauce @ 8/20/2022, 07:15 AM) 
    I say this with nothing but love for Winnie
    Put the dog down.

    Where, oh where, is Gravy when we need him?? :cheering-clapping-smiley-emotic Yoohoo, Grayveeeee!!

    Soo relieved that I'm not the only one who heard Gravy say that! :blushing-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (LateKate @ 8/20/2022, 12:54 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 20/8/2022, 12:37) 
    remember when she uploaded a late night IG story talking to Winnie and we argued about whether or not she was crying? we argue about everything around here :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    She was crying

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Longchamp

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Quartz
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 8/20/2022, 10:53 AM) 
    No, it was a Jenny thread. Somebody was talking about her expensive furnitures and how the Ross’s aren’t actually 1%s or something because their furnitures aren’t as nice as the poster’s furnitures. It was something like that. I don’t remember the context of the yacht.

    DANG close enough! Great synopsis! The poster's (who pretended to be very wealthy) lack of grammar and proper spelling also added to the fakeness of their tirade. Even people with English as a second (or third) language wouldn't have made those mistakes. Troll. But watching it all implode was great!
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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 8/20/2022, 08:58 AM) 
    QUOTE (Curveball @ 8/19/2022, 11:21 PM) 
    Oh no. Do you by chance have furnitures?!?! :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo

    Or perhaps a yatch? :1485540604:

    Edit: Pay no attention to me. I see PRC got to that joke, first.

    That yacht/furnitures thread is one of my all time favorite Bakery situations. I actually got to watch it unfold in real time and was so happy I was able to offer up something during that discussion. "THE FURNITURES for Yachts" should be in our Top Ten "Legendary" Bakery threads.


    edited spelling

    Edited by KerryGold - the return - 8/20/2022, 10:31 AM
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