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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 26/8/2022, 18:21) 
    QUOTE (Nefarious Sharewithblunder @ 8/26/2022, 06:14 PM) 
    New instastories. Her thighs look photoshopped to death.

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc11418747/...0826-181259.jpg)

    Don't think they are photoshopped just a good angle for lengthening out. But how did she get this angle? Prop the phone in a tree? Actually met a person and exchanged words?? Nah.

    I noticed she has a gorilla pod. We have one. It’s a small super bendable tripod thing you can wrap, hang, stand on just about anything. Great for unlevel places. On a rocks, off a branch, around a pole, etc. Very small and lightweight.
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    She needs to learn there are all kinds of places for showers without shelling out for an Airbnb.

    She’s in hiking territory. There must be a lot of places.

    Campgrounds with showers. Either stay overnight or inquire cost of using shower, filling water tanks, dumping camper tanks if she had a camper. Often some campgrounds will let you use facilities for a fee for the day. Not overnight. Not taking a campsite.

    If there is a state or county or town park that has a beach, there may be showers. Again if the showers are for campers, ask about day pass cost and using showers.

    In towns with many primitive campgrounds, often there is a business where you pay for showers. I’m thinking outside Acadia National Park in Maine for example where the National Park campgrounds are old and only have toilets.

    In towns where through hikers are a thing, there are always such facilities!! You can have packages sent to places and held waiting for you to arrive. Showers. Everything you need.

    She won’t find truck stops with showers unless she is on the main cross country long haul trucking highways. But yes they are great.

    Also, google public showers. We’ve done this in Salt Lake City and Grand Lake, Co outside of Rocky Mountain Ntl Park.

    It’s not as hard as one would think. She just super high criteria of rusty bathtubs in run down expensive isolated Airbnb cabins.
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    QUOTE (Schneck @ 26/8/2022, 06:01) 
    i can’t wait until jen goes to a truck stop and calls herself a “trucker” :1485540604:

    the comments and snark will be so good.

    also i don’t fuck with wildlife, but leaving her windows cracked with nets and having food in her car not in bear safe containers? all i have to say about that is she’s definitely brave. and by brave i mean stupid. i went to lake arrowhead for a birthday party/cabin house party situation last year and all of the instructions for bear safety had me on edge.

    I can’t wait for her to wake up with a raccoon staring her in the face. 😂😂
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    So last video she did not want to disturb others early morning by making breakfast / tea outside. Good. Smart.

    This video she picks the campsite furthest in, passing all other campers on the way in. But she leaves at first site of daylight, driving by and waking up all the other campers on her way out. I hate campers who do that!!!

    QUOTE (MrArthurRadley @ 26/8/2022, 05:33) 
    YT comments-
    Jen plans to try out a truck stop.
    She received an offer by Michael to teach her to ride a motorcycle on the logging roads in Oregon.

    I hope she means truck stop showers. And not sleeping at a truck stop. Showers, laundry, etc are super clean. $12. We’ve used them when we road trip and sleep at Cracker Barrel.
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    QUOTE (Bangle Bitch @ 26/8/2022, 03:12) 
    Yes. Diva cup.

    Nothing like attracting the bears like a little fresh blood around the campsite.
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    Does she seriously not know how to pronounce eureka? The brand / model of her camp stove. Eureka. As in “Eureka I struck gold!” Omg she is so not from this planet!!!

    She keeps leaving her doors and rear doors open. I hope she’s smart enough to turn off interior car lights because she’s going to kill her car battery and she only has 1 bar of service. I also bet she does not know how to tell anyone she calls for assistance on where she is or how to find her.
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    QUOTE (FillingTheVoid @ 25/8/2022, 04:36) 
    Jenny has more money than common sense. Leaving food in her vehicle overnight while sleeping with nets covering her windows is asking for trouble. :strong_no_smiley_emoticon:

    Yes, that totally shocked me!! Just asking for either an encounter with a person or an animal!!!!
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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 25/8/2022, 03:52) 
    In Yosemite, they ask you to not keep food in your vehicle. The rangers go so far as to shine a light in your vehicle, no matter where you are staying. One of the hotels or campsites, both . I can’t imagine crater lake or bend Oregon is much different unless someone knows otherwise.? I will have to look it up.
    When we were in Yosemite, a bear actually broke into a vehicle in the parking lot of the ahwanee. Smashed the windows out, everything. The rangers really patrolled the area . ( the only reason we were at the ahwanee, is because it was a bucket list, not something we Normally do} and the rest of the time we camped at tuolumne meadows. . I’m just saying that being bear safe is so important, not only for your safety, but to keep the bears not used to humans.
    So I’m just flabbergasted that she hasn’t had an incident. Especially being alone.

    Correct. Bear aware means nothing with a scent in your vehicle or tent. To store it in campsite provided bear proof metal boxes or bear proof canisters preferably up a tree.

    Food, food wrappers (trash), deodorant, chapstick, toiletries, scented wipes, car air fresheners, etc.

    They will break into cars for the smell of a candy wrapper.

    Bear proof boxes are found in parking lots in Yosemite. Not just in campgrounds. Bears are a huge problem there.

    But they are a problem anywhere people were stupid and trained the bears that this is a place they can get food. Dumpster. Estes Park, Co they even enter homes and restaurants looking for food.

    Some NH campgrounds temporarily closed recently after bears breaking In vehicles or destroying tent camp sites looking for food.

    She will learn.
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    I’m laughing at her dirt road. There are still unpaved roads in 2nd largest city in MA. With houses on them. I’m guessing everything is paved in her area.

    Dirt roads really easy to find where I live.
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    I watch a ton of travel videos from all kinds of people. I quit at 6 mins because she hasn’t shared a single fact about where she is. I don’t even think she said the name. Or name of trail. Just signs. No facts or info from info center. All about her exercise and how she’s handling the trail.

    So she basically went there to exercise. Not to learn anything. Not to teach us anything. Just to exercise and talk about exercise.

    Terrible travel blogger!!!!!!
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    I will be in Vermont a month from now. Do I need to hunt down Nick and knock some sense into the poor guy?
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    I’m starting to think that the only way Don ever caged Jen was that she felt she was expected to shower and shampoo daily when she was married. And now she’s free. And greasy and smells.
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    We have no idea but Don could have done some sort of speed dating before meeting Tens. You can rule out a bunch of people quickly that way. Or maybe they used a matchmaker. All kinds of ways of meeting your next relationship and saving years of shopping around and trying things on for size.
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    I’m scrolling right past all this arguing shit. I don’t come here for that. Stop engaging with the posts. Just ignore then.
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    Her current IG story. It’s not her past she’s having trouble with. It’s her present. And I don’t think she even thinks about future.
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