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| Marnie? Weight loss?!
Since you read here, Marnie. I’m a teacher. I cook healthy meals daily. I meal prep my lunch on Sundays-grilled chicken, quinoa or lentils, and a small side salad with sugar-free balsamic dressing. I workout 30-45 minutes EVERYDAY and do a 20 minute stretch afterwards. ALL AT HOME. You name it, I have it-bench, jump ropes, sliders, glute bands, two different mats, and dumbbells ranging from 5-35 lbs. in my bedroom because I workout at home. Oh, yeah, I’m 50.
Marnie has an empty room that she’s clearly not using. That could have made a nice little workout room. Marnie is a lazy liar. These YouTubers are feeding gullible women such bad information. If you haven’t done so, watch LisaLisaD1’s recent workout video. It’s a doozy. I’m so sick of these women giving balanced diets and exercise a bad name.
I just don’t understand how anyone can look at Marnie’s legs and square body and think, “I want to look like that.” |
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| I will take a change of clothes to work if I’m going somewhere afterwards, and I don’t want to wear my work attire. But, on a Lisa Shopping Day? That’s ridiculous. I wonder if it has to do with her ridiculous diet and being malodorous. Doesn’t matter because Lisa will refuse to see the correlation.
I just purged another trash bag full of clothes because I know that I love to shop.Even so, I can not imagine shopping like Lisa at all. Thousands every single week. Those Gucci flip flops are $450. The Dior Tevas dupes are $1300. With tax, those two alone are $2000. I feel guilty about buying a pair of $80 shoes with a gift card that I got for my birthday!
If Lisa is making that kind of money doing YouTube, she could be doing so much more. Instead of talking about wearing sunglasses at a French cafe, how about just going to France? Do some real shopping in a glamorous setting. Put those clothes to good use! If John is so opposed to getting on an airplane, take your mother and Brooke. Make it a girls’ trip.
Lisa has a ton of luxury/designer clothes, shoes, and handbags. A brand new home. Luxury car. Now, should be the time to spend money on experiences. Hell, even Marnie and her cheap husband go on cruises. |
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| | I think the pigs are cleaner. |
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| This whole “quiet” luxury trend is stupid. There’s always going to be someone that knows what you’re carrying or wearing. Oh, and I do own the Steve Madden version of the Dior sandals. They’re cute and comfortable. One of my co-workers thought that they were the real deal. I could have bought the real deal, but the thought of spending $730 for a pair of shoes makes me nauseous. Lisa’s version is $1,290. I’d rather have a piece of jewelry like a second Diamond band for my wedding set.
My philosophy in life has always been…do you, boo. At the end of the day it’s just material STUFF. I don’t care about the thoughts and opinions of Internet strangers. If Lisa had other things going on in her life other than shopping and sitting at fast food, drive-through windows, neither would she. |
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| When Charlotte was born, I said that Jen is a caretaker. Period. I got zero mother vibes/maternal instincts.
Now? Jen is still a caretaker and not a very good one. Jen does the below bare minimum to keep them alive. Even that is debatable between the trash plates, mold, and spoiled food.
Jen sucks. |
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| I live in Texas and remember my father driving the family to California when I was in high school. My mother didn’t trust planes and died having never been on one. I was in awe of the different types of land in my own state (mountains, desert, valleys) because I had never been on that side of the state. We stopped at different places and took a lot of pictures (my dad did photography on the side). One thing that I will never forget is how long it took us to get out of Texas, and my mother getting carsick.
As an adult, you could not pay me enough to take this road trip. I currently live in Houston, and it was 97 on yesterday. I was sweating like a whore in church just walking from my car to the front door of TJ Maxx. Also, being in car with either one of them for more that five minutes sounds like the fifth circle of hell. |
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| The internets are watching. A video titled “Travel Won’t Cure You” was suggested on my YouTube home page. I haven’t watched it yet, but Jen should. As a matter of fact, Jen should just skip the video and read the comments. Some of my favorites were:
No matter where you go, you can’t outrun yourself.
My issues never went away after traveling.
If you are sad at home, you’ll be sad in Italy.
This is utter disconnect with the world around her , and an inability to connect with others on a deep level.
When Jen figures this out, she will truly be happy.
That and a personal stylist, therapist, meds, a nutritionist, and an interior decorator. |
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| I swear I just heard Lisa say that she has a more New York West Coast style.
Very Lisa. Much knowledge. |
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| | Someone in the comments said that Marnie was a genius. I can’t with these people. |
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| When I saw the girlie, I thought, “well, who pissed in Lisa’s coffee…I mean Diet Coke.”
If this is what Lisa considers toxic, I’d like to see her response to someone that’s really toxic. None of her examples read toxic. |
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| Those side-by-side pictures are UNREAL.
Also, thank you for the birthday wishes. I don’t feel a day over 49! |
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| My 50th birthday was yesterday, and I Ioved it. I didn’t have a sponsored birthday party. I informed my husband that I wanted to go to a nice dinner at a restaurant that had a dress code. Got my hair done then the Mr. lena3 took me to brunch and shopping, and I got to order an appetizer AND coffee. Maybe that set the wrong tone? Had an amazing dinner at a fancy steakhouse with the husband, two sons, my sister, and my nice. We ordered a bottle of wine, lemonades, Sprite, and tea. Again, I think that we set the wrong tone. Maybe not because none of us wanted appetizers. Then again, five of us ordered dessert. No coupons. It wasn’t a sponsored meal. We tipped very generously.
I may need a refresher course from Michael for setting the tone when celebrating/going out to eat. A fiftieth birthday is no excuse.
Finally, I don’t think that I’ve ever seen legs like Marnie’s. The look muscle-less which I know is not a thing. I can’t get over the reality of those legs. It’s bizarre. Does she even walk around the house? |
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| Again with the narrow views-“I don’t want to make people mad with the skimpy sports bra.” WHO CARES? If your neighbors have an issue, then that’s their problem. It’s no different than seeing you traipse around the pool in clear heels and a two-piece.
The idiocy on Lisa is real. |
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| I consider myself very feminine, but I still work out. Does she realize that most of these women that she admires more than likely workout as well AND have personal trainers. Lisa has such a narrow view of women. It’s really just some old-school, 1950s version of what a woman should be and do.
Hell, Lisa has a narrow view of life. It’s all clothes, shoes, make-up, and carnivore. Lisa has NOTHING else going on in her life. It’s sad, but Lisa did it to herself. |
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| This is a paid partnership with Saks. Not to defend Lisa, but all of these shoes were going to be expensive. While I believe wholeheartedly that the majority of Lisa’s subscribers can not afford even the Coach shoes, none of the shoes are going to be economical or inexpensive.
I know people that will splurge and spend this kind of money on shoes and carry a $20 bag. It’s all about balance. People have things that they like to splurge on. I like to splurge on jeans, sunglasses, and handbags. I would never think to spend three figures or more on shoes. Not my thing.
My biggest issue with Lisa is that she splurges on EVERYTHING-luxury make-up, handbags, shoes, candles. The list goes on. There is no balance. Her outfits to go to the mall and the McDonald’s drive-thru cost thousands of dollars between the outfit, shoes, handbag, and sunglasses. Even the make-up is hundreds of dollars.
I will never understand from where the money is coming. |
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