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| So, the Valentine’s candle drop is called Love Spell. It has a few of the same fragrance notes as Victoria’s Secret Love Spell.
Not an original bone in her body. Kristina really needs to be careful. At least change the name of your candle. Surely, someone in that place has a thesaurus! |
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| Personally, I think that Don and Mrs. Ross 2.0 are cashing in on all of the times that they traded custody for Jen’s RunDisney dates. They’re going on a fabulous vacation (childless) to a warm climate.
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| There are many ways that Jen can separate herself from her old life. Not practicing personal hygiene shouldn’t even be on the list. For someone like Jen who is always preaching self-care and choosing me, she fails to realize that personal hygiene is self-care.
Jen is colossally stupid. I still can’t believe that Jen went from bath bomb organization and staying in some of the fanciest hotels to nixing soap and water and eating bagged salads in murder shacks.
It continues to boggle my mind! |
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| | Didn’t Lisa purchase a Lululemon jacket? She buys so much that I can’t keep up. That should keep her warm enough along with some fleece lined leggings. I guess it’s okay since she’s still doing her no-sweat workout with 1 lb dumbbells. If Lisa really cared about walking, she’d purchase an inexpensive treadmill. It doesn’t need a whole lot of bells and whistles as Lisa isn’t smart enough to figure it out. |
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| I swear that Harper actually ate some of the dog poop. I don’t think that Kristina flat out said it but may have been implied.
It’s so cute when these YouTubers think that we are so stupid to believe that the FBI would actually investigate gossip sites. If that’s the case, sites like Reddit would have been out of business a long time ago.
I’m not scared. Bring it. |
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| Last night as my cages and I ate diner with our two circumstances. Cicumstance nimber one made a DELICIOUS, fresh homemade clam chowder. I told them about Jen and her hygiene habits. They all thought that it was gross and would never date anyone like that. They stink.
Jen is not dating. Ever.
Having the kids one week on, one week off would be good for Jen but terrible for the children. Charlotte may love her mother, but she definitely doesn’t like her. Donnie doesn’t care. Yet. |
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| Congratulations to the SBF Pack!
Also, why did you not say something sooner?! I could have sent you a journal to record MiniFan’s daily weight and mini muffin snacks for the nourishing chair! |
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| | I could do without seeing her husband’s feet. Ugh. Give him some of your fake tanner, Marnie. |
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| | What is this obsession with being a “cool girl”? I’m 50, and I don’t care if anyone thinks I’m a cool girl. I got over that in high school. At her age, why does Lisa care if she’s a cool girl. It’s all so juvenile. |
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| | The $2500 would have been better spent on a good haircut, a dermatologist appointment for that grey skin, and a personality transplant. |
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| I thought Marnie already lifted weights. Didn’t she show herself in a motel room lifting 1lb dumbbells in her pajamas?
Lisa and Marnie kill me with the baby weights. |
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| Lisa is not happy if she’s wearing bright lipstick.
Ooookay.
Get. A. Life. |
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| I still can not get over the reality of Jen in a Thong on Instagram. Private my left ass cheek.
Also, what miserable ideal is she even talking about?! I like being healthy and fit. I’m not miserable at all. Is this the ideal Jen is talking about? Explain, Jen. Inquiring minds want to know.
Just when you think Jen can’t get any lower, she takes it to the curb. |
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| Jen’s thighs are what my dearly departed grandmother would call big country hams.
My dearly departed mother would call her husky.
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