The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes

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    Look at how cheap my outfit is!


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    No, Marnie. You do not look like an Amazon.
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    SLP for short even! :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh: :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Meowmeow1975 @ 4/15/2024, 06:53 PM) 
    Quick question. I’ve been here a few months but haven’t asked yet. Where do the names Manks and Stumpy come from? TIA.

    As you can imagine none of it is kind. If I remember correctly, I think somebody started calling her cankles Mankles…hence “Manky,” because she is also mangy and a little skanky. Fitting.

    I think Michael was called a stump of a man and then “the littlest stump.” Also fitting.

    ETA: jinx! We posted at the exact same time.

    Omg, the stumpy little pecker! How could I have forgotten?? :hearty-laugh:
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 4/16/2024, 09:43 AM) 
    Again blaming perimenopause for her weight gain instead of her shitty diet of bread and wine.

    How convenient.

    I haven’t watched today yet, but why did she bring that up? I wonder what happened with her functional medicine appointment.

    She eats so horribly. How can she claim it’s her hormones?
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    She says these shorts make your legs look smaller. I don’t know…it looks unhealthy.
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    She sure has received a lot of “designer” bags lately.
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    Such joy. Lolo needs to keep her unfortunate family off her feed.
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    Well, Stumpy can’t change a tire either.
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    What a birthday lunch: a dry sandwich and water in a plastic cup.
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    The Rao’s isn’t full either!
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    That’s Lauren though. She has to flex because she does everything in that house.
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    But they’re “man-made!” She doesn’t even need a bra!

    /s
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    Whatever. Get a real job and then complain about the time change. Putting clothes on and having the elf take a picture on an iPhone as you pretend to leave your house is not urgent in time.
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    QUOTE (Obsessedwithmyself @ 3/10/2024, 05:47 PM) 
    QUOTE (Wtffffk8 @ 10/3/2024, 03:09) 
    I honestly don’t understand why she wears sandals that do not fit her. Am I the only one that thinks they don’t fit?!

    Nope, it drives me crazy too. Many others have said it for a long time now too. She’s even clapped back quite a few times how she never understands why people don’t think her shoes fit correctly. Of course she never shows the sandals then when she tries to prove her point. 🙄

    Miss size medium muscular legs definitely needs wide size sandals for her fat Flintstone feet. But will never admit it of course.

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