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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
I think Darlene has no sense of embarrassment and that’s why she can continue to show up on YT with the content she offers, and why she can be perfectly happy declining to participate in activities for her own son’s program. If there’s no immediate benefit to her, she’s not going to put herself out, and she’s too short-sighted to consider any long term effects to her own detriment from her lack of interest or participation. What if the program closes? What if for some reason they can’t accommodate Andrew anymore because of her failure to involve herself, and the costs to the program are too high to write off? (They have to provide someone to be there early when she drops him off, for example). Perhaps all this is not really a probability and she knows this and relies on it being so. That makes her lack of a sense of embarrassment even more pronounced.
Most people would be so grateful for the program that they’d want to participate and help out. I must say Darlene did a great job at her facade management in the early days when she did that interview and presented herself as a fundamental volunteer in the whole program. That’s shows she’s crafty, but up to a point. She can’t maintain the facade and eventually she just falls back to her preferred position of self-interest first.QUOTEBig surprise from our happy homemaker…declined to participate huh?…embarrassed again is more like it…couldn’t haul that nasty not-fried baked rice…she did them a favor
Just saw yours, mg. Perhaps it is embarrassment in a way, rather than a lack of it in this situation. But it’s not enough embarrassment to make her want to do anything differently, which makes me think of the personality type that lacks this sense. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Somehow two photos were downloaded and I can’t seem to fix it. So a double dose of DarGirlie the Curvy. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Cornflake Queen
Darlene sure does like to find the gentlest of expressions to describe herself. “Curvy”, “this girl”. Well, that’s her curvy figure above and this is her girlish face below.
I can’t listen to her hoarse grating voice anymore.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Yes, Socalgal .Darlene is 100% that witch. And to think she passed on this perfect seasonal decor piece for her flimsy company sitting bench or her little people sofa! 
But she has another chance if she gets one of these.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
The circumstances around Hunter’s injuries are very suspect, and I also don’t believe Darlene accounts. I admire your proactive approach, Kayla, even if nothing comes of it. I fear that an investigation won’t show up all the details we’ve seen. They’d have to have look at several videos, and even the last few where Hunter was limping, then cowering, and this one today with all the convoluted explanations may not be enough evidence. I hope they do a wellness check though, and question Darlene. She hates anyone coming to the house to disturb her so she won’t be happy about that.
CheapAssMustardQUOTEI've been fast forwarding through Darlene's Groundhog Day videos and I missed this. Hilarious! That is a depiction of how her brain actually works, hiccupping and farting until it fires up.
The best way to watch a Darlene video, CAM. But it was Socal who noticed the weird hand movements at the oven. As Hannah says, it’s probably to do with the heat of the stove or pans, but it was just funny.
Kayla MQUOTENo idea what this title means. Hunter is under construction? She's finally ripping out her dated & worn kitchen? They're fixing that backyard?
Kayla, wasn’t that the oddest title! Yes, Hunter under construction. WTH does that mean? She probably meant that he’s recuperating, and her addled brain came up with that phrase. It’s not exactly applicable to a dog that is undergoing treatment for injuries. I do think she’s getting dumber or isn’t thinking clearly.
Eyedunno
Great points about being a true sports team fan, Eyedunno. Darlene lecturing as though she’s knows the ins and outs of the only journey to the Stanley Cup is annoying. Darlene should just concentrate on her journey as a woman and forget about trying to educate people on the motivations of a sports team towards their final goal. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTEone way or another, even decent food is guaranteed ruined in her hands
Definitely, Hannah. Darlene could be given the food inventory of the Iron Chef shows and the end results would still be the same, burned food and badly prepared food.QUOTEI'm placing my bet now. Forget the 100lb loss. Darlene will be even bigger by her 50th birthday
At this time, I don’t think there’s any hope for her with regard to weight loss. She’s content as she is, until she isn’t and that only lasts a short time while she makes resolutions, then finds any effort too difficult and goes on to eat more for comfort. I’ve never heard anyone talk about food in quite the way Darlene does. Almost as though it’s a family member. Her repeated “Dinner was really good” reports in her older videos always seemed odd to me.QUOTEAs those chins haven't gone anywhere since, I'd say she's now around the biggest she's ever been, but it's only October
and just the beginning of Dar's greediest months of all.
Her face and neck has changed so much in a few years. I’d be worried if I were her. And her voice is definitely changing. I believe that can be a symptom of several issues, one of which is particularly not good. (I won’t mention which but I’ve seen it). But most likely for Darlene it’s the result of the weight she’s gained on her neck. The hoarseness of her voice is getting worse.
She sure does go into great detail about poor Hunter’s injuries.
“Not this girl”!? That’s as bad as “boo boo” coming from Darlene. It’s hard to think of her as a “girl”, lol. Darlene picks up the patterns of speech and even uses the intonations of the much younger people she follows on SM. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTE (Pond Scum @ 4/10/2023, 09:25)From a few days ago thoughts:
WHY does she even bother having the kitchen aid out on the counter 24/7 if she's using a bowl to make muffins? What's the point? Stirring it yourself isn't "quick & easy"...
Maybe Darlene is still in the era when that appliance was a status symbol, lol.QUOTE (Socalgal @ 4/10/2023, 11:29)Not too far in but OMG. She's wiping her hand on her butt Less than a minute in, she lectures on the science of baking...lol. Since when did she care about that? And can someone take a gif around 6:20? Her fiddling between the baking sheet and oven door gives me Dar drunky vibe! Is she cooking under the influence? What was that!!
“Honestly, honestly, honestly”, what was that? Some sort of glitch between her brain and her hands? She looks like she’s playing a game.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Sophia, it may be a blessing if Andrew doesn’t get any of those tooth-rotting concoctions that Darlene throws together.
Eyedunno, Darlene’s incorrect use of “whenever” still grates, though at times it goes over my head now.
Hannah1984QUOTEDarlene gets her kicks out of buying and eating food but it's all quantity over quality. The more often she shops, the happier she is. Just as she's obsessed with her next feed, no matter if it's garbage. Cooking is tedious because it delays eating, and as she lazy and impatient and the quality of the results don't matter, she never improves.
Yes, Hannah, so true. She did mention her philosophy on quality ingredients today though. It’s “Tryna save on certain things and then trying to you know better quality ingredients and all that”.
But yes, lazy, impatient, and she’s so rough with the food too, almost treating it with disdain, before it’s in the final ready to eat stage.
Flings the pieces into the dish and wipes her hands on her favorite apron, the one she wears on her behind. Why doesn’t she have a towel on hand for heaven’s sake. That’s what all the cooking show hosts do. No one wipes their hands on their butt, Darlene.
Then it’s all about the “presentation”, lol. An extra coating of oil on the buns and a few sesame seeds thrown on for the look of it. Poor Darlene, always trying to go the extra step for that authentic look, while impatiently disregarding the actual steps to get there in the first place. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Eyedunno
Your fall injuries sounds incredibly painful, Eyedunno. Hope you’re not in pain now. Get better soon.
Hannah1984
Hope your recovery, and also Mr. Hannah’s, is going well, Hannah.
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How is it that Darlene never falls or has any sort of injury! I’m always amazed when she goes walking over those stones down at the lakeshore. On top of that she was mowing the lawn, for heaven’s sake. How is she so lucky? I’d have thought between her balance issues and the possible drinking there’d be some mishap by now. Not wishing anything bad for her, just thinking how lucky some people are. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Darlene says, “Everybody was like oh my god your lunch smells amazing!” - referring to Steve’s coworkers about the dinner leftovers he takes for lunch? What a weird flex.
Yes, Darlene, the world is acknowledging your culinary talents. Your reputation as a great cook is spreading far and wide.
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Wow! She showed up! With opening shots of the ground, a gravelly croaking voice, and a woodland creature themed decor tour. Darlene, that’s the living room, not the nursery. I think she’s confused.
Then she follows up all her cute little stuffed creatures with the horror of a real butchered woodland creature in a no-lid pan. Dear heavens, what was that! Great screenshot of the massacred creature, CQ.
What is going on with her voice! She really needs to get that checked out.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Wait! I forgot to add Cynbad’s new avatar. Apologies Cynbad All new Darvatars are fun. She looks like she’s missing teeth. SPOILER (click to view)
Hope I didn’t overlook anyone else.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 29/9/2023, 12:55)Since Darlene likes to mention hot flashes as one of the ways she experiences the sisterhood of being a woman, she should know it could mean she's on her way to becoming her own comedic Aunt Bethany one day. That will be soooo funny, right, Dar?
Sarah, it's never too early to start looking at retirement homes for Dar. Remember, like Darlene said, you want to be a daughter, not a caregiver.
DarTeen is just a youngster, CAM. She’s no way near Aunt Bethany status, lol. She’s gets excited over TikTok and trends. Also, she know who the popular people are!QUOTE (Kayla M @ 29/9/2023, 16:49)Darlene knows nothing about the actual game of football. Nothing. She’s all giddy about Travis & wishing she was Taylor.
Yes, Kayla. Taylor who? Darlene is a 5’ 10” blond with long legs, and she knows her way around a stovetop pasta dish! Taylor S stand back. So long old Travis, there’s a new Travis for Dar to oogle.QUOTE (Melissa26 @ 29/9/2023, 17:13)She's into football because she is all caught up in the social media postings about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Darlene is in the know! She’s so cool.QUOTE (Emily Valentine @ 30/9/2023, 12:35)
Ladies, remember this is who we’re dealing with. Embarrassment is not a problem.SPOILER (click to view)
I just wanted to do a side by side of all our Darvatars, lol.
SophiaPetrilloQUOTEDrunk and dreaming about her famous boyfriend Travis Kelce.
Definitely a good caption for No. 2.
That face...I feel like she's going to turn me to stone looking at it.
Just don’t look too closely at the eyes, Owl. Cold and menacing.
SocalgalQUOTEDRUNKEN sea hag!
Also a good caption for #2, lol.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Lol at DarDoubtfire catching her boobs aflame. It’s a good thing she has an electric range and not an open flame, because Dar’s front extends a lot further than Mrs. D’s and she doesn’t have any pot lids now to put out a fire. 
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.Has she EVER made a roast of any kind?
they offer tons of leftovers if she buys a large roast. leftovers and use the meat for other dinners, I mean its a no brainer FOr her to do that !!
A roast chicken? Roast beef? Roast pork? NOPE same ole slop just prepared different ways BUT not off the mark of what a teenager or 20's could make. And she is bragging about it, hence the videos THATS the crime here that SHE THINKS? this is helpful to others. EEEEWWW
No, Chortle, there’s nothing roasted in that house. The Thanksgiving turkey and Easter ham maybe, but even her pork loins are shredded for sandwiches, iirc. Anything like a pot roast or oven roast would be too fancy for one pot dinner Darlene. And why roast a chicken when Costco has the salty rotisserie options.QUOTEI cannot GET over her comments what is the matter with these people friends of hers the constant applause and saying more more more
DO they THINK? she is special needs and feel sorry for her ? OR WHAT! I dont get it. None of those recipes were worth making and certainly not HER way of making. Stupid just stupid ! They watch what we watch and saw the massive amounts of money spent on cookbooks and magazines and they dont think, WOW this lady is an idiot! PLUS she shops constantly and doesnt have ALL the ingredients for these recipes? How is that being organized ? <<< nope they just watch and catch drool outta the sides of their mouths? Makes no sense that they would say they LOVE her cooking videos !? Queue Twilight Zone Music!
I know! I was thinking the same - what’s wrong with these people!? It’s as though they are members of some “none so blind as those who will not see” club.
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