The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Two!muchstuff

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    On what planet does Jen have small wrists? Her wrist is almost the same width as her hand. Maybe she just has large hands so her wrists look small. Another feature to add to her list of special physical attributes.

    Oh yes, CC is cute looking around in wonder that there's something beyond her usual view.

    Edited by two!muchstuff - 8/3/2016, 11:43 PM
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    Moaning is a coping mechanism, perhaps. It's the craving for sympathy from strangers that's weird. Another SC of Jen demonstrating her incredible flexibility. I don't know why she doesn't join a circus. She forgot to hide the bunion though. And that's all you can see!
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    It's funny how Jen thinks that people should constantly feel sorry for her for the tiniest thing that happens to disturb her routine or her fun in life. Yet she seems to have no real empathy for anyone else, not even for her dear Donald. All her empathy is for herself and she still wants people to feel sorry for her, for basically no good reason. Another thing that Jen collects - sympathy.
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    She needs to stop with that face in public. She's not a child. I never understand why her lips are always so dry as she has dozens of lip balm products and chapstick. And she drinks five gallons of water a day.
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    I've been noticing her "Marnies" lately. It happens when you gain weight - it goes everywhere. Soon her David Yurman bracelet will be too tight and she won't be able to link it anymore.
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    Her house might begin to revert it's original condition before she started her organizational channel - boxes and stuff everywhere. Maybe she'll gather up so much stuff that she'll have to begin all over again, buying bins, Elfa shelving, organizing the bins, moving them around in the basement warehouse. Organizedlikejen Part 2 is possible. Not really.
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    I think I remember the story Jill told a while ago about being on a visit to her in-laws and she never got to go sightseeing because the in-laws never left the compound. I hope I'm remembering right. I remembered because it's my worst nightmare - or one of them. The Rosses would set up Dead Crow Foundations in every state if they could. Marnie travels to far away states to get away from family and the Rosses congregate in another state to be with family - that they see all the time.
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    And don't forget he has to bring up the seasonal bins from the basement warehouse.

    She was icing her foot with one of her many medical grade ice packs and responding to comments (i.e., typing "TFS" multiple times) on SC earlier.

    Edited by two!muchstuff - 8/2/2016, 23:29
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    "Hi Jen. TFS. And so this is Sherlotte, Sherlock, Churlotee? Am I saying it it right? No idea, heh heh."
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    Babe is like, "You told me you were gracious. You said you had social graces. Where's the graceful?!!!" He did seem smitten with her back then even after all those years of marriage, but she was barely tolerated him in her videos with him. She didn't want him to speak, she kept correcting him and overriding him. Maybe he went back and looked at all the videos he did with her in a row and noticed the attitude. Maybe someone told him about the poop SC. Now he's mad.
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    QUOTE (babyontherun @ 2/8/2016, 19:11) 
    I'd really like to see a packing video. Remember all the crap she took for one week to the family reunion. this time I'd at least expect her to pack the jump thingy. Are there trailers to put on a plane...? :1485540604:

    Oh, and by the way, answering her latest snap: not all Germans wear Lederhosen... :P

    It's what the "native" German people wear, according to Jen. I expect she meant to say, "the traditional costume of the people of Bavaria", but this is Jen. It's what the natives in Germany wear in her mind.
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    QUOTE (Cookie Marnster @ 2/8/2016, 06:37) 
    Honestly I don't know what you guys are talking about. Why would Babe want to be away from this delicate creature?

    cP7R-s

    Elvis is in the building. TCB found us! Woot woot! :woot:

    This reminds me of that video she did with Babe - the one about what to look for in a spouse. He said someone with social graces was important to him, that his partner had to be graceful, and gracious in her interactions with other people. So I don't know how Marnie fits that bill. Marnie is not about being gracious, in any way. Maybe he decided to mold her into his dream spouse - that never works. On that video Marnie practically said her MIL didn't approve of her. Maybe the MIL had her doubts about the social graces too.
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    I guess some people just have a higher tolerance for that dirty hair smell. Hair experts keep telling people with dry hair to wash less often, but it doesn't work. The roots get greasy and the ends still look dry. Might as well wash it. Somehow, I don't think Marnie cares. She can plaster on a face of makeup, do her nails, but still not notice that hair scent. Maybe she masks it with perfume.
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    She probably pulled or strained some part of her ankle jumping around, or doing burpees, not acknowledging that she's gained weight and is not exactly in good shape. Of course, her old workout shoes, the ones she replaces regularly, are to blame. Not Jen, she couldn't possibly have put a step wrong being the fitness expect she is. I would think these programs are for people who are already somewhat in condition. She's always sustaining some injury because she's convinced she's an athlete. Even real athletes have to go back to basics when they have some down time to regain their fitness - they don't jump right into an advanced program. (I mean, advanced for Jen, we really don't know what she does to lather up her sweat every day).

    Edited by two!muchstuff - 2/8/2016, 18:08
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    And she's blown any deal Home Depot might have been thinking of.

    They renovated half the bathroom if that counts. She probably wants to be near the kitchen for snacks and going up and down stairs would be too much trouble. Oh wait .... the snacks are in the garage.
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