The Gossip Bakery

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    Socalgal
    Socal, your depictions of Darlene in Halloween costumes are comic gold. Love the trio of the Clown, the Witch and the Ghoul. All fit Darlene but the Clown is particularly funny as she was clueless enough to mention clown costumes.

    KoolAid man, lol, CAM. I always imagine the young Darlene as the cartoon character Little Lotta, but with a miserable personality.

    Thanks Socal and CAM for the humor. Darlene and her shenanigans are too depressing to contemplate at times. Between her lies about her mom, her fake persona and her treatment of her son, any levity concerning her is appreciated.
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    Not the “first time she got a store bought Halloween costume and was so excited but it ripped on the neighbor’s fence right away” story again!

    I wonder if she filmed this video before the comments about Pat doing great. Surely she couldn’t have read those comments and then come out with this story about Pat’s walking and dementia so soon after.

    Also, she would have been all over the Matthew Perry story. Sad about Matthew Perry though.

    I think Darlene makes up scenarios in her head and just relates her imaginings as true stories. She doesn’t have much to talk about otherwise.
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    Kayla:
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    I noticed Kristine posted again in Darlenes comment section. I’m on my phone now & can’t get it to attach here. But, it’s a
    comment that just might push Darlene over the edge.

    Her subs are reading it & liking it, so how will she spin it? The comment makes it clear her mom is fine, not the dementia riddled burden who needs her daughters help constantly.

    Man, she must be in a panic. Will she reply? Will she talk about her mom in the next video? Will she keep lying?

    Kristine is doing the Lord’s work. :D

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    Well, there goes Darlene’s whole house of cards about her mom. (:
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    Fun title, CAM, and true. The change in Darlene’s face from the Day with Andrew video to today is striking.

    I don’t know why Darlene says that Robbie reminds her of Andrew so much. They were nothing alike in personality, imo. I looked at many of the Robbie videos. To me Andrew seems to have a very different personality although they may share some characteristics. At any rate, Darlene is nothing like Robbie’s mom, who was a really devoted mom, though I do see where Darlene got her surface traits from with regards to Andrew. Robbie’s mom also called Robbie “handsome” and would say, “Mommy help”, etc., and that was long before Darlene even started her channel. Darlene filched Robbie’s mom’s expressions.
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    Beautiful specimen of rose, Italian. I agree with CAM. The photos of your roses used to brighten up the thread while you posted them.

    God knows, the screenshots of Darlene aren’t exactly things of beauty.

    Dar in her ensemble from the Victorian widow’s weeds party collection or the saloon madam’s dinner outfit and her Baby Jane Hudson curls and melting face was a fright. She could have looked a lot better. I wonder what Steve said when she appeared. “Babe, you look beautiful!” or “Dear, you’re wearing that?”
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    Lots of interesting info learned with regard to our dear Darlene. Wow. :o:

    CheapAssMustard

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    I forgot to add that, obviously, Darlene has no excuse not to call RISE and inform them of Andrew's absence in any circumstance, but especially when she has forced them to open earlier because she wants to drop him off as early as possible. Her audacity and inconsideration know no bounds.

    Ungrateful, unmannerly and mean. That’s the QED for Darlene. Add in greedy and the profile is complete.
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    Lololol, what is this face Darlene's making at her camera? The face of misery! It looks like she'd like to punch the camera.

    Remember when Darlene said she’d like to “punch someone in the face”? And she was referring to a person. She’s capable of hitting a camera. She did go on to say that she can’t (punch someone in the face) so she does recognize the legal limits of actions. She certainly didn’t say she wouldn’t want to though.
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    Maybe we all feel like that sometimes, but the circumstances have to be more than just not getting enough support (Darlene’s reason), and in any case, who’d say it on camera?

    Bubbe
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    Does Darlene have a printing press in her basement? Where on gods good earth is she getting the money to buy all this food? She just did a food haul last week, goes into the stores everyday and now another Costco haul. I could not care less what crap she buys or where she stores it, I want to know how she affords it.
    I don’t know where any of you guys live, but food is damn expensive in my area.

    Bubbe, I don’t understand where she gets the money to spend on all the groceries and other random shopping either. Steve must be making a good salary, or she’s filching from someone else’s funds. Surely her YT payments aren’t enough. But if Steve is doing so well, and is still living with Darlene, the obvious thing would be to do some upgrades on their house. As mentioned recently, the kitchen and bathroom counters, for example. She doesn’t need to redo the whole kitchen, just change the countertops, sink and backsplash. Same for bathrooms. Of course, Darlene prioritizes food, and in any case, apparently she thinks she’s done major upgrades to the house.

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    She should be on her knees thanking God there is a program for Andrew.

    You’d think she’d recognize that even for selfish motives.

    As for Darlene’s alleged root canal, we’ve probably seen more of the inside of her mouth and her lolling tongue than her dentist.

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    QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 11/10/2023, 13:33)
    Bwahahahaha, Darlene takes us on a walk where we see nothing but brown leaves on the ground, and when she notices some acorns, she says something like, "I know my stuffed squirrels I named Fred and Ginger would love these acorns!" DarNutty's polyester rodents aren't far from her mind as she has imaginary interactions with them. Get a real life friend, ya fruit loop!

    Darlene's doing her mom's laundry? Isn't part of assisted living having the caregivers in the facility do that? That was one of the very reasons Dar found her mom intolerable - she didn't want to do her laundry. Now she's explaining to viewers how she still has soooo many responsibilities relating to her mom.

    How hot could it have been in Petawawa the last two weeks that it was too hot to go outside and see the fall foliage? If you can go shopping every other day, you can drive your whiny ass to a park and walk around for 30 minutes. No, according to Darlene, they were too busy wearing shorts and sandals and barbequing to see the leaves. It wasn't hot drink weather, so she didn't see the outdoors beyond what was visible from her walks to/from her car to go shopping. Gee, what was the point of that new deck and all of the outdoor furniture when it's too hot to use it? I guess Darlene has two days to use it before it's too cold.

    Lol, CAM. You and mg have given Darlene the perfect name. Also, DarNutty is another. Anyone who talks about stuffed toys like that cannot expect any other monikers.

    So much footage of the ground - she’s mesmerized by the ground! And fallen leaves. She’s obsessed. Obsessed, and resentful, of …. weather!? The forces that control the winds and the heat? Global warming? Human beings disregard of the environment leading to changing weather patterns? I’d like to know what she’s blaming.

    QUOTE (Cornflake Queen @ 11/10/2023, 13:39)
    What a waste! I've never known anyone that can DRONE on and on about NOTHING. She is someone that can't handle basic life. Is moving clothes from point A to point B this stressful?? It's not even her clothes she's talking about. Darlene stop trying to control what everyone else in that house does.

    frLY04

    On and on and on, CQ. And her voice is getting worse and worse. How does she not notice it when she’s editing. I’d be running to my doctor right away.

    Great gif. Looks like she has the world on her shoulders, after just having a “wonderful” day.

    QUOTE (SophiaPetrillo @ 11/10/2023, 13:40)
    Wait she said she did Pat's laundry in today's video? How did I miss that part? They have a laundry room and a service that does the laundry for the residents. Today’s video was worthless. Poor Hunter was still limping really bad. He looked drugged out in his bed.

    Worthless. Worth less than worthless, lol. That poor dog.

    QUOTE (The Italian @ 11/10/2023, 13:44)
    Please explain to me why a 48yo woman is so stressed out by walking her dogs ? She can't even walk them together because she can't manage them :being-confused-smiley-emoticon: that's her fault, she never thought them to be on a leash, also she can't walk on uneven terrain? It's very dangerous? Is she serious, my mother is 80yo and she walks the woods around our home every day rain or shine and when we still had our poodle she would take him too
    Of course thinking this is Darlene who can't even stand in her kitchen walking in the woods might be and extreme sport :crying:

    Italian, I think she hates them. And she’s only doing it for show. Thanks for photo of your sweet poodle. A lovely looking dog.

    QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 11/10/2023, 13:45)
    For as old as I thought Darlene looked years ago, comparatively speaking, she looked so much better back then. I'm not sure I can articulate what's happened to her face. It's beyond aging. She looks . . . gruffer?

    I agree, CAM, and have been thinking the same thing. At the time we used to think she looked awful, but now I look back at her earlier videos and think wow, she looked “nice” back then. Comparatively, of course. Even up to the last video you posted from just a year ago.

    She does look “gruffer”, and her voice is gruff now too. It’s hard to listen to her.

    QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 11/10/2023, 14:01)
    Darlene's 49th birthday is coming up this month! She hates her birthday, so if she puts out a video saying it was a great day, we'll know it's a lie - especially since she hasn't lost any weight to make her 50th birthday goal. I'm sure she's reassuring herself she still has a year to lose 100lbs, but if she couldn't lose 30lbs in six or seven months, she's not going to lose 100lbs in 12 months. Maybe she'll start Ozempic in January.

    I still can’t believe she only 49! If she loses 100lbs in 12 months I can’t even imagine how she’ll look. That excess skin isn’t going to bounce back just because. And I can’t see Darlene exercising enough to tighten and tone anything, if that were even possible.

    And yes, she’s always exaggerated her responsibilities.
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    QUOTE (Pond Scum @ 10/10/2023, 00:41) 
    Lame community post if anyone can screenshot it for the archive.

    Basically:
    Blah blah blah
    Weather
    Dogs
    Sweaters
    Video on Wednesday

    Predictable!

    Why not share some aspect of the day seeing that it was so wonderful. So mysterious! Lots of laps for Linus to sit on? Maybe the company bench got utilized for the first time.

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    Socalgal
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    Two! I think she even showed place settings one year...or was that Christmas? Sounds dumb but I really miss her secluded whispered bitch sessions about the family during the holiday. LOL!

    Socal, are we crazy? Because somehow I also miss the inevitable “secluded whispered bitch sessions” (LOL) late into the evening. I don’t think she can do the whispery voice now though. But what would a holiday be without Darlene sharing her dislike for the whole occasion with her online friends, and doing laundry the same day.

    Yes, she did a fancy table setting one year, with her sophisticated chargers that she said made her mom uncomfortable because poor mom wasn’t used to such finery, lol.
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    Maybe it’s the present anxiety and turbulence of the times that make us appreciate something predictable and familiar now.
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    Looking back at her past Thanksgiving videos, Darlene did make some effort to show something. In one she was making pies, another (or the same one) showcased the one-legged turkey, etc., another showed olives piled up on the plate like a side dish. It was not the best food, but she did show something. Now nothing at all. What’s a YT homemaker channel without showing holiday prep and how that family celebrates? There’s no point to just trailing around stores showing the holiday decor, or showing your own seasonal decor, if the actual main holiday of the season is blocked out. What kind of YouTuber content is that!?
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    Hope all the Canadian bakers had a peaceful and enjoyable Thanksgiving.

    Kayla M
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    Keeping your friends in Israel and your loved ones who are heading out there in our thoughts, Kayla. I can only imagine the anxiety you’re experiencing right now. Your friends might be safe in a shelter, so hang on to that hope.
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    QUOTE (Bubbe @ 8/10/2023, 14:16) 
    Darlene is a narcissist and they have no shame or guilt about any of their actions. It’s all about poor Darlene.
    I just want to add my thoughts here….
    I think that Steve and Darlene are separated but still living under the same roof. He gos his own way. Its the only way to explain how she is able to spend the money she spends. I sure whatever Pat had gos to the retirement home she lives in.
    She will keep Andrew under her roof bc she needs his monthly check to support her food and shopping addictions.
    It has been and will always be All About Darlene!

    Glad you said it, Bubbe. That’s what I meant by “personality type” in an effort not to use the actual word, then have to use the usual, “not diagnosing, just my opinion” disclaimer. If this is indeed the case with her, she won’t have any sense of embarrassment or empathy, and that’s what’s so confusing to others looking on.

    my groceries
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    She really thinks that pretending it didn’t happen works…

    She really does. It may not even be pretending, but what she actually believes. In her mind nothing happens quite the way it appears to everyone else.

    SophiaPetrillo
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    I think about that all the time. They were down two workers this week due to Covid. A few of parents and relatives used vacation days to help. It blows my mind that Darlene didn't even offer help this week. She could had takeout delivered one day for everyone for lunch or hell she could have helped chaperone on Pumpkin patch and shopping day. That wouldn't have cost her a thing. Silly me that would have cut into her shopping and watching TV while drinking this week. She makes me sick. I don't understand how she can live with herself. That sagging diaper butt sea witch hag should be ashamed of herself

    Yes, Sophia. This behavior is very confusing to most people. We can’t understand it and it make us angry and flabbergasted at the sense of entitlement. Unfortunately, these people won’t improve or change. I believe the people at Rise may realize this and will know how to react appropriately. They’ll be kind to Andrew and do their best for him, and ignore Darlene. It’s useless to do anything else.

    Not diagnosing, just my opinion (:
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    I think Darlene has no sense of embarrassment and that’s why she can continue to show up on YT with the content she offers, and why she can be perfectly happy declining to participate in activities for her own son’s program. If there’s no immediate benefit to her, she’s not going to put herself out, and she’s too short-sighted to consider any long term effects to her own detriment from her lack of interest or participation. What if the program closes? What if for some reason they can’t accommodate Andrew anymore because of her failure to involve herself, and the costs to the program are too high to write off? (They have to provide someone to be there early when she drops him off, for example). Perhaps all this is not really a probability and she knows this and relies on it being so. That makes her lack of a sense of embarrassment even more pronounced.

    Most people would be so grateful for the program that they’d want to participate and help out. I must say Darlene did a great job at her facade management in the early days when she did that interview and presented herself as a fundamental volunteer in the whole program. That’s shows she’s crafty, but up to a point. She can’t maintain the facade and eventually she just falls back to her preferred position of self-interest first.

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    Big surprise from our happy homemaker…declined to participate huh?…embarrassed again is more like it…couldn’t haul that nasty not-fried baked rice…she did them a favor

    Just saw yours, mg. Perhaps it is embarrassment in a way, rather than a lack of it in this situation. But it’s not enough embarrassment to make her want to do anything differently, which makes me think of the personality type that lacks this sense.
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    Somehow two photos were downloaded and I can’t seem to fix it. So a double dose of DarGirlie the Curvy.
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    Cornflake Queen

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    Darlene sure does like to find the gentlest of expressions to describe herself. “Curvy”, “this girl”. Well, that’s her curvy figure above and this is her girlish face below.

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    I can’t listen to her hoarse grating voice anymore. :agace:
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