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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Yes, Socalgal .Darlene is 100% that witch. And to think she passed on this perfect seasonal decor piece for her flimsy company sitting bench or her little people sofa! 
But she has another chance if she gets one of these.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
The circumstances around Hunter’s injuries are very suspect, and I also don’t believe Darlene accounts. I admire your proactive approach, Kayla, even if nothing comes of it. I fear that an investigation won’t show up all the details we’ve seen. They’d have to have look at several videos, and even the last few where Hunter was limping, then cowering, and this one today with all the convoluted explanations may not be enough evidence. I hope they do a wellness check though, and question Darlene. She hates anyone coming to the house to disturb her so she won’t be happy about that.
CheapAssMustardQUOTEI've been fast forwarding through Darlene's Groundhog Day videos and I missed this. Hilarious! That is a depiction of how her brain actually works, hiccupping and farting until it fires up.
The best way to watch a Darlene video, CAM. But it was Socal who noticed the weird hand movements at the oven. As Hannah says, it’s probably to do with the heat of the stove or pans, but it was just funny.
Kayla MQUOTENo idea what this title means. Hunter is under construction? She's finally ripping out her dated & worn kitchen? They're fixing that backyard?
Kayla, wasn’t that the oddest title! Yes, Hunter under construction. WTH does that mean? She probably meant that he’s recuperating, and her addled brain came up with that phrase. It’s not exactly applicable to a dog that is undergoing treatment for injuries. I do think she’s getting dumber or isn’t thinking clearly.
Eyedunno
Great points about being a true sports team fan, Eyedunno. Darlene lecturing as though she’s knows the ins and outs of the only journey to the Stanley Cup is annoying. Darlene should just concentrate on her journey as a woman and forget about trying to educate people on the motivations of a sports team towards their final goal. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTEone way or another, even decent food is guaranteed ruined in her hands
Definitely, Hannah. Darlene could be given the food inventory of the Iron Chef shows and the end results would still be the same, burned food and badly prepared food.QUOTEI'm placing my bet now. Forget the 100lb loss. Darlene will be even bigger by her 50th birthday
At this time, I don’t think there’s any hope for her with regard to weight loss. She’s content as she is, until she isn’t and that only lasts a short time while she makes resolutions, then finds any effort too difficult and goes on to eat more for comfort. I’ve never heard anyone talk about food in quite the way Darlene does. Almost as though it’s a family member. Her repeated “Dinner was really good” reports in her older videos always seemed odd to me.QUOTEAs those chins haven't gone anywhere since, I'd say she's now around the biggest she's ever been, but it's only October
and just the beginning of Dar's greediest months of all.
Her face and neck has changed so much in a few years. I’d be worried if I were her. And her voice is definitely changing. I believe that can be a symptom of several issues, one of which is particularly not good. (I won’t mention which but I’ve seen it). But most likely for Darlene it’s the result of the weight she’s gained on her neck. The hoarseness of her voice is getting worse.
She sure does go into great detail about poor Hunter’s injuries.
“Not this girl”!? That’s as bad as “boo boo” coming from Darlene. It’s hard to think of her as a “girl”, lol. Darlene picks up the patterns of speech and even uses the intonations of the much younger people she follows on SM. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTE (Pond Scum @ 4/10/2023, 09:25)From a few days ago thoughts:
WHY does she even bother having the kitchen aid out on the counter 24/7 if she's using a bowl to make muffins? What's the point? Stirring it yourself isn't "quick & easy"...
Maybe Darlene is still in the era when that appliance was a status symbol, lol.QUOTE (Socalgal @ 4/10/2023, 11:29)Not too far in but OMG. She's wiping her hand on her butt Less than a minute in, she lectures on the science of baking...lol. Since when did she care about that? And can someone take a gif around 6:20? Her fiddling between the baking sheet and oven door gives me Dar drunky vibe! Is she cooking under the influence? What was that!!
“Honestly, honestly, honestly”, what was that? Some sort of glitch between her brain and her hands? She looks like she’s playing a game.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Sophia, it may be a blessing if Andrew doesn’t get any of those tooth-rotting concoctions that Darlene throws together.
Eyedunno, Darlene’s incorrect use of “whenever” still grates, though at times it goes over my head now.
Hannah1984QUOTEDarlene gets her kicks out of buying and eating food but it's all quantity over quality. The more often she shops, the happier she is. Just as she's obsessed with her next feed, no matter if it's garbage. Cooking is tedious because it delays eating, and as she lazy and impatient and the quality of the results don't matter, she never improves.
Yes, Hannah, so true. She did mention her philosophy on quality ingredients today though. It’s “Tryna save on certain things and then trying to you know better quality ingredients and all that”.
But yes, lazy, impatient, and she’s so rough with the food too, almost treating it with disdain, before it’s in the final ready to eat stage.
Flings the pieces into the dish and wipes her hands on her favorite apron, the one she wears on her behind. Why doesn’t she have a towel on hand for heaven’s sake. That’s what all the cooking show hosts do. No one wipes their hands on their butt, Darlene.
Then it’s all about the “presentation”, lol. An extra coating of oil on the buns and a few sesame seeds thrown on for the look of it. Poor Darlene, always trying to go the extra step for that authentic look, while impatiently disregarding the actual steps to get there in the first place. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Eyedunno
Your fall injuries sounds incredibly painful, Eyedunno. Hope you’re not in pain now. Get better soon.
Hannah1984
Hope your recovery, and also Mr. Hannah’s, is going well, Hannah.
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How is it that Darlene never falls or has any sort of injury! I’m always amazed when she goes walking over those stones down at the lakeshore. On top of that she was mowing the lawn, for heaven’s sake. How is she so lucky? I’d have thought between her balance issues and the possible drinking there’d be some mishap by now. Not wishing anything bad for her, just thinking how lucky some people are. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Darlene says, “Everybody was like oh my god your lunch smells amazing!” - referring to Steve’s coworkers about the dinner leftovers he takes for lunch? What a weird flex.
Yes, Darlene, the world is acknowledging your culinary talents. Your reputation as a great cook is spreading far and wide.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Wow! She showed up! With opening shots of the ground, a gravelly croaking voice, and a woodland creature themed decor tour. Darlene, that’s the living room, not the nursery. I think she’s confused.
Then she follows up all her cute little stuffed creatures with the horror of a real butchered woodland creature in a no-lid pan. Dear heavens, what was that! Great screenshot of the massacred creature, CQ.
What is going on with her voice! She really needs to get that checked out.
Socalgal
That was another great one. I wish I’d remembered to include it. I may have to do another Darvatar line-up, lol. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Wait! I forgot to add Cynbad’s new avatar. Apologies Cynbad All new Darvatars are fun. She looks like she’s missing teeth. SPOILER (click to view)
Hope I didn’t overlook anyone else.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.QUOTE (CheapAssMustard @ 29/9/2023, 12:55)Since Darlene likes to mention hot flashes as one of the ways she experiences the sisterhood of being a woman, she should know it could mean she's on her way to becoming her own comedic Aunt Bethany one day. That will be soooo funny, right, Dar?
Sarah, it's never too early to start looking at retirement homes for Dar. Remember, like Darlene said, you want to be a daughter, not a caregiver.
DarTeen is just a youngster, CAM. She’s no way near Aunt Bethany status, lol. She’s gets excited over TikTok and trends. Also, she know who the popular people are!QUOTE (Kayla M @ 29/9/2023, 16:49)Darlene knows nothing about the actual game of football. Nothing. She’s all giddy about Travis & wishing she was Taylor.
Yes, Kayla. Taylor who? Darlene is a 5’ 10” blond with long legs, and she knows her way around a stovetop pasta dish! Taylor S stand back. So long old Travis, there’s a new Travis for Dar to oogle.QUOTE (Melissa26 @ 29/9/2023, 17:13)She's into football because she is all caught up in the social media postings about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
Darlene is in the know! She’s so cool.QUOTE (Emily Valentine @ 30/9/2023, 12:35)
Ladies, remember this is who we’re dealing with. Embarrassment is not a problem.SPOILER (click to view)
I just wanted to do a side by side of all our Darvatars, lol.
SophiaPetrilloQUOTEDrunk and dreaming about her famous boyfriend Travis Kelce.
Definitely a good caption for No. 2.
That face...I feel like she's going to turn me to stone looking at it.
Just don’t look too closely at the eyes, Owl. Cold and menacing.
SocalgalQUOTEDRUNKEN sea hag!
Also a good caption for #2, lol.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Lol at DarDoubtfire catching her boobs aflame. It’s a good thing she has an electric range and not an open flame, because Dar’s front extends a lot further than Mrs. D’s and she doesn’t have any pot lids now to put out a fire. 
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.Has she EVER made a roast of any kind?
they offer tons of leftovers if she buys a large roast. leftovers and use the meat for other dinners, I mean its a no brainer FOr her to do that !!
A roast chicken? Roast beef? Roast pork? NOPE same ole slop just prepared different ways BUT not off the mark of what a teenager or 20's could make. And she is bragging about it, hence the videos THATS the crime here that SHE THINKS? this is helpful to others. EEEEWWW
No, Chortle, there’s nothing roasted in that house. The Thanksgiving turkey and Easter ham maybe, but even her pork loins are shredded for sandwiches, iirc. Anything like a pot roast or oven roast would be too fancy for one pot dinner Darlene. And why roast a chicken when Costco has the salty rotisserie options.QUOTEI cannot GET over her comments what is the matter with these people friends of hers the constant applause and saying more more more
DO they THINK? she is special needs and feel sorry for her ? OR WHAT! I dont get it. None of those recipes were worth making and certainly not HER way of making. Stupid just stupid ! They watch what we watch and saw the massive amounts of money spent on cookbooks and magazines and they dont think, WOW this lady is an idiot! PLUS she shops constantly and doesnt have ALL the ingredients for these recipes? How is that being organized ? <<< nope they just watch and catch drool outta the sides of their mouths? Makes no sense that they would say they LOVE her cooking videos !? Queue Twilight Zone Music!
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Kayla M
Kayla, I see you’ve joined the Dar Hideous Mugshot Avatar club. Wow! That’s some contender! Yikes … might be even worse than CAM’s. SoCal’s and mine are more on the funny side, but yours and CAM’s are Halloween Horror Mask material. -
No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
Trixie27 The how to google recipes segment was hilarious, Trixie. Especially with her sounding as though she needs oxygen. Darlene really thinks she’s helping her audience with info they’d never know otherwise. Blissfully unaware that’s she’s insulting their intelligence and experience.
Darlene says that for her family she likes to cook everything in one pot. None of this separate cooking of foods for her. Well, that’s not a very healthy way to eat all the time. There’ll never be enough for a proper serving of vegetables in a one pot meal. She should be having a variety of vegetables and a salad. She’s severely limiting their nutrition, imo. Not that’s that’s ever an issue for her, of course. Also don’t know why she’s so convinced that one protein, one vegetable and one carb is a good dinner either. One vegetable for the day? I wonder if Darlene has ever heard that a variety of fruits and vegetables is recommended.
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No matter how hard Darlene tries, Vlogust failed because of the lies, oh the stress and strife, A Peek Inside her miserable life - A Peek Inside.
CheapAssMustard QUOTEyour Dar avatar is cracking me up! I wonder what she was reacting to? She heard there was a bacon shortage? She learned Steve had the scoop of leftover dinner as a midnight snack?
Lol, yours still wins the award for most gross facial expression, CAM. Or at least, it’s up there in the top ten.
What was Darlene reacting to? What else but Pillsbury salted caramel apple “kukkies”. Similar to what she was reacting to in yours no doubt.SPOILER (click to view)
These are the things that bring Darlene to life and cause her to contort her face into these extreme expressions. She certainly doesn’t get that animated over anything else.
Lol, I noticed that heavily burnt pan. Cooking on too high heat again or the wrong heat level for that skillet. Darlene is so hopelessly unaware of how ridiculous she is in these cooking videos. She’s a contender for the show Worst Cooks of Canada, if the FN ever does that show. Yet here she is, on her own YT cooking channel, giving cooking tips. 
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