The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Two!muchstuff

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    And don't forget he has to bring up the seasonal bins from the basement warehouse.

    She was icing her foot with one of her many medical grade ice packs and responding to comments (i.e., typing "TFS" multiple times) on SC earlier.

    Edited by two!muchstuff - 8/2/2016, 23:29
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    "Hi Jen. TFS. And so this is Sherlotte, Sherlock, Churlotee? Am I saying it it right? No idea, heh heh."
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    Babe is like, "You told me you were gracious. You said you had social graces. Where's the graceful?!!!" He did seem smitten with her back then even after all those years of marriage, but she was barely tolerated him in her videos with him. She didn't want him to speak, she kept correcting him and overriding him. Maybe he went back and looked at all the videos he did with her in a row and noticed the attitude. Maybe someone told him about the poop SC. Now he's mad.
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    QUOTE (babyontherun @ 2/8/2016, 19:11) 
    I'd really like to see a packing video. Remember all the crap she took for one week to the family reunion. this time I'd at least expect her to pack the jump thingy. Are there trailers to put on a plane...? :1485540604:

    Oh, and by the way, answering her latest snap: not all Germans wear Lederhosen... :P

    It's what the "native" German people wear, according to Jen. I expect she meant to say, "the traditional costume of the people of Bavaria", but this is Jen. It's what the natives in Germany wear in her mind.
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    QUOTE (Cookie Marnster @ 2/8/2016, 06:37) 
    Honestly I don't know what you guys are talking about. Why would Babe want to be away from this delicate creature?

    cP7R-s

    Elvis is in the building. TCB found us! Woot woot! :woot:

    This reminds me of that video she did with Babe - the one about what to look for in a spouse. He said someone with social graces was important to him, that his partner had to be graceful, and gracious in her interactions with other people. So I don't know how Marnie fits that bill. Marnie is not about being gracious, in any way. Maybe he decided to mold her into his dream spouse - that never works. On that video Marnie practically said her MIL didn't approve of her. Maybe the MIL had her doubts about the social graces too.
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    I guess some people just have a higher tolerance for that dirty hair smell. Hair experts keep telling people with dry hair to wash less often, but it doesn't work. The roots get greasy and the ends still look dry. Might as well wash it. Somehow, I don't think Marnie cares. She can plaster on a face of makeup, do her nails, but still not notice that hair scent. Maybe she masks it with perfume.
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    She probably pulled or strained some part of her ankle jumping around, or doing burpees, not acknowledging that she's gained weight and is not exactly in good shape. Of course, her old workout shoes, the ones she replaces regularly, are to blame. Not Jen, she couldn't possibly have put a step wrong being the fitness expect she is. I would think these programs are for people who are already somewhat in condition. She's always sustaining some injury because she's convinced she's an athlete. Even real athletes have to go back to basics when they have some down time to regain their fitness - they don't jump right into an advanced program. (I mean, advanced for Jen, we really don't know what she does to lather up her sweat every day).

    Edited by two!muchstuff - 2/8/2016, 18:08
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    Oh, thanks, a detailed update on her foot. Two "long story shorts" and still a long story. Jen has a "foot doctor"? When she says that it makes me think of "witch doctor".
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    And she's blown any deal Home Depot might have been thinking of.

    They renovated half the bathroom if that counts. She probably wants to be near the kitchen for snacks and going up and down stairs would be too much trouble. Oh wait .... the snacks are in the garage.
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    Jen finds it "personally annoying" when people say that time goes by so fast? Jen, who's talked about being lost in the Target time vortex, and has mentioned the hours that used to just slip away from her in the past? Okay. Personally, I wish she would stop doing that head shaking, body snaking thing she does to imply mockery. That's three times just recently. She's so full of herself - she's the perfect one and never says odd things at all!
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    So that's Marnie's desk idea that she had a run in with the Home Depot guy over. Remember he called her "Sweetie" (I think) and she went on a feminist tirade. Why didn't she just get herself a proper desk - of course - she's too cheap, but she got a kitchen counter and perched it on two IKEA drawer sections. No wonder the HD guy was confused. And she left the side edges raw. Talk about jerry building. Yes, if she has the room, why not have a dedicated office space outside the bedroom. But Marnie's bedroom is also the dog kennel room, her office, her dilapatory station, and the place least likely to find Babe, lol.
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    Maybe cursing Erin for making her get rid of her clothes after the closet overhaul. That was a cute Catholic schoolgirl skirt, and those high boots were poppin'. She making that photo of herself in the scuba dress a few months ago look good in comparison with these latest shots.
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    Yes, I would check out too. I just so want to see some sort of turn around in Jen - it's like if that happened there's hope for humanity. She has the best and easiest of everything and if she can't change, who can? (Lol, I know it doesn't work quite like that.) I'd probably check in on her every now and then to see what the crazy of the moment was, but beyond that, no, it's no fun on your own. I got a friend to be interested for a while and occasionally bring her up to speed, but she's like, "Isn't the baby's head better by now?", and it's just too long a story to get into. You can't really bring up Jen with general friends because then they end up looking at you like you're the weird one.
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    I was thinking maybe Marnie needed a touch up and didn't pack her laser gun, lol. The M&M feud really does seem to be on. Marnie has the upper hand, literally, as she's holding the camera. She can undermine him in sneaky ways, and we've seen she's good at it. All he can do is slam doors, pout and grow a beard. As for the beard trend, go away already. It's not even that neat beards are the in thing, it's the wild and bushy look. Stop the madness!
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    But Babe has to understand that Marnie is now bringing in the bacon (remember she's not Orthodox) and he can't afford to get annoyed by her camera. Babe may be on the bearded trend because I see grey stubble on his chin. I hope that's just because he refused to shave maybe because Marnie took over his razor, because a grey bread on Mikey would definitely put him under a mushroom in a wood.
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