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-She thinks she got real fancy with her editing picking up the glass full and putting it down empty.
-Overnight oats is the new vomit eggs.
-it looks like she has varicose veins on her neck
-"on the laundry docket" SHUT UP YOU IDIOOOOOT
-it's 85 degrees and very humid so naturally let's put our kid in pants...
-you're still an asshole for putting your stroller in overhead bin space
-good lord this kid is unfortunate looking
-WHO PREPS A GRILLED FUCKING CHEESE ARE YOU KIDDING ME IT TAKES 30 FUCKING SECONDS TO PUT CHEESE ON BREAD YOU ARE SUCH A MORON.
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| | I couldn't handle how mumbly she was and had to shut it of, especially after she seemed to have dug out her middle school address book and put in everyone's birthdays. |
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| "I wanted to make sure there were lots of places to tuck things." There she goes with her organization = squirreling random stuff in random places.
She doesn't show any of the actual purging so we didn't get to see what kind of crazy crap she was keeping in there.
Why not make it a fun counting "journey" with all the coins and put them in CC's piggy bank or something?
"bits and bobs" YOU'RE FROM THE MIDWEST SHUDDUP. <a few minutes later> SHE SAYS IT AGAIN
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| | No matter how unhappy he is in the marriage, Don will never divorce her based on custody alone. He loves those kids, no way would he let crazy mama hoard them more than she already does. |
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| | They made money on top of the tickets - those tables have a fee for the sponsor on top of the minimum amount they must supply in swag. Plus they charge vendors a licensing fee to sell things with their logo on it. |
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| | I think I'm going to have to watch this in chunks because it's going to drive me nuts. I get SO much second hand embarrassment from events like this. I mean, good for all of them having a good time but I'm still going to cringe. |
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| | How long until the obligatory Instagram story about how it was such a wonderful time but she's SO happy to be back with her littles and missed them like crazy because being a mama is the bestest? |
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| | I'll run a Camp Julie seminar about allowing dogs to be dogs. By the time we're done, the dog you're babysitting will run more excitedly to your door than when it sees its mama after a two week vacation! |
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| Thoughts/summary on favorites because I'm bored:
-cut your hair jennifer
-who wears a scarf, inside, with a t-shirt?
-ANOTHER description of her basic ass momiform that NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR AGAIN
-I still can't understand how she's grinding so hard against counters that she gets holes in her shirts.
-5 minutes in and she's only talked about a t shirt.
-Bunion surgery is in her future since she's done having kids. I've never heard of a specialist saying not to have surgery on your bunions because your feet might magically transform into Cinderella feet after childbirth...
-She uses one of those scary spring things to maintain her mustache... but... not her brows...
"I should honestly get my eyebrows done at some point but I just... don't care enough." we noticed. you should.
-No one cares about your diffusing journey I'M SO BORED.
-Rene Brown blabber...zzzz...
-"It has a lot of nuts in it so keep that in mind" why? she picks the most random things to focus on.
-The mini house books are actually super cute and I'm going to get some for my cousin's kids.
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| | We're so preoccupied with the Go Wild material we almost missed that she uploaded a favorites video. |
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| | Do we have an Elle thread? Girl looks like she needs help in her new video and I want to snark. |
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| | Why does she still have all of her untouched planners from last year to do the comparison? She can be generous when there are head pats involved (all those giveaways she used to do, showing her gift giving to the nieces, etc.) so you would think she would have given away all those rumpus planners but nope. They must have been stuffed away in a bin for the last year, going to waste. Maybe it's because her "dear friend" the rep from EC gave them to her and she considers them a thoughtful personal gift and not just PR. |
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| | Just what she needs, more erin condren boxes. Also, why the fuck would you need a storage box for your planner, something you're arguably using on a daily basis? |
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| QUOTE (campjulie @ 4/25/2019, 04:31 PM) About the coffee - I bet she forgot she already used this a few days ago and thought she was being clever with her so busy I forgot my coffee and my keys are in the freezer hehehaha.
About the rumpus - She'll never admit to using it incorrectly, she'll claim it's some sort of inside joke with her family like glutton/gluten.
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| QUOTE (Mispronouncinglikejen @ 4/26/2019, 05:45 PM) I wonder why Jen hates Don so much?? You can hear her disdain when talking about their aprons at 19:11.
Every time she refers to him or his things, she instantly sounds disgusted!!
You don't think pointing out the Pedialyte being for Don because he had a few stomach bugs is something an adoring wife would say to thousands of strangers? |
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