The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TuesdayErrands

  1. .
    QUOTE (Meandmyshadow @ 23/3/2022, 04:46) 
    Has anyone seen the comments left from that ridiculous video? She removes what, 4 things from that stupid drawer then puts everything else back to their original spots & calls that an organizing video. I seriously want to know if people are commenting on how ground breaking it was. I 100% want to see the garage, and i want another go with a trash plate 2.0 saga when she gets to the kitchen. That office mess gives me such anxiety & a big depressive feeling. I know everyone seems bothered by her holiday bedding still being out, but considering it’s literally the ONLY thing in her entire house that’s not grey, I’m cool with it staying year around

    This is probably the reason she hasn’t put it away yet. Even Jen’s probably realized by now that she went overboard with the prison cell gray. That red blanket is still there because she liked the change of scenery.
  2. .
    Jen was really feeling herself when she moved in to that house. This was her “thin adolescent” persona, the one where she’s felt most powerful. She was like a defiant teenager moving into her first dorm room. :lol: That all crashed and burned so quickly. All of those bins and boxes just left where she dumped them, like a time capsule.
  3. .
    Jen has fallen a long way from the MHWL seasonal home decor tours. Now she can only show specific corners of certain rooms in her house. I’m sure that view of the boxes in her office was filmed after she had cleaned it up a bit.
  4. .
    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 22/3/2022, 21:05) 
    4 minutes and 35 seconds in: THIS is who the Jenions look up to? 721 patrons are paying THIS lazy, disheveled woman $5 each ($3,605 per month)? THIS is the same woman who throws something out there you all want, and then says, "no, I won't do that." GOOD grief! Ugh!

    743 now. :show_me_the_money_smiley_emotic
  5. .
    So D&T got married, moved themselves and their five children into RM3, and got settled in the neighborhood within a year. Meanwhile, Jen has been wallowing, dragging her feet, and forcing her children to live in that half-unpacked state for TWO years!

    Miss Havisham was only 40. Bakery exclusive sneak-peek: A scene from Jen’s next video.
    66764CE0-C2A4-49E1-B164-086C287EBABF
  6. .
    Wow. She sarcastically says, “Fifteen years, I’ve had a home office. So blessed, so beautiful.” That last part in the most dismissive tone, showing her complete disdain for anyone who has dared to tell her that she’s privileged. What a childish brat. The patrons are actually paying to be insulted by her.
  7. .
    While trying to calculate the number of years she’s been a homeowner: “I don’t know, does a condo count as a home?” Insufferable snob.
  8. .
    Right from the beginning, we see a wall of gray bins in the background. Mausoleum chic. It looks like she’s standing in a crematorium.

    92D1CB61-242C-4DF1-A541-997F38C99695
  9. .
    Why does she insist on setting up her furniture in the most cramped configuration? I’d be claustrophobic sitting at that desk.

    It all still looks so unfinished. It’s been TWO! years, and she still hadn’t finished moving in to that house. She hates it there.
  10. .
    QUOTE (Bakery001 @ 22/3/2022, 17:52) 
    So I’m a little behind, and am just watching her live. So here is my thought….Shes telling everyone how she doesn’t have time to do anything or isn’t great at decorating… etc. CANT SHE JUST PRETEND??? Jen, no one knows you, put on a show if people are paying you for content. You don’t have to tell 100% truth 😫

    What she really means is, “I don’t want any suggestions, so don’t bother. I will continue to do what works for me.”
  11. .
    QUOTE (LyingLiarWhoLies @ 22/3/2022, 03:04) 
    Unmmm … this is where the truth is said !!!! Everything that comes out of her mouth is lie … anyone paying is not getting truth quicker than it “breaks here” HERE is the only place where the truth is at !!!!!

    Ok, I can see I’ve touched a nerve here at the Bakery. I think it’s time for everyone to take a cleansing breath. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon

    People will continue to join Jen’s Patreon. That is a fact, and there is nothing the Bakery can do to prevent it. When I say that, it does not mean that I think that Jen will actually provide her patrons with anything that they’re looking for. I certainly don’t think she’ll suddenly start telling the truth.

    No one is negating the value of the Bakery as a truth-telling organization. I would know - I’ve been here since the start. So relax, Bakery defenders. Let’s all be at peace.
  12. .
    No, I don’t feel sorry for Jen. I can see why she won’t acknowledge Tens and Don. Every time some new bit of info comes out about them, it just makes Jen look like an even bigger fool. I’ve never seen someone overplay their hand this badly.

    Jen said in her livestream that she doesn’t have a mind for business. Clearly she didn’t understand Don’s market value at all.
  13. .
    QUOTE (NoWireHangersEver! @ 21/3/2022, 23:23) 
    Its like anything new, people want to know what the hype is about and as silly as it sounds, people also like the feeling of being part of something “elite”. When you pay for something and not everyone is part of it, some people feel that way and like it. Only $5 a month is a small price for that sense of importance. I am not supporting what is going on (I think it’s dumber than shit), just sharing my marketing background and experience with consumer behavior. Also, it’s like a new opening of Chic-fil-A or Krispy Kreme with lines around the block. Once you have one donut, you drive on by after that. I could be way off.

    Exactly. The Bakery is (understandably) outraged at the idea of people giving Jen money, but is it really so surprising? Put anything behind a paywall, and it becomes “exclusive.” People are curious, and they want to be the first to know.

    I’m not saying people are wrong for not wanting to pay her. I’m not subscribed to her Patreon.

    I do think that the number of subscribers will continue to steadily increase until they realize that it’s not worth their time. It will crash and burn eventually.
  14. .
    QUOTE (Don'sGlowUp @ 21/3/2022, 22:50) 
    I'm not curious enough to pay $5 to validate this, but is our queen of connection engaging with her Patrons via Patreon comments? Is she interacting? Asking them questions? Sharing? Or is all the connection and encouragement of each other just amongst the Patrons with one another the way it was going on in the Live comments?

    I mean is she having legitimate chats and conversations with Paula at the very least?

    I know of an online Jen-based community that provides legitimate connection. They also serve up muffins.

    Good question. I wonder if Jen even realizes that there is a comment section on Patreon too? She has no idea what she’s gotten herself into. Paying customers have expectations for the quality of her output, and they won’t accept whatever works for her.
  15. .
    QUOTE (ClingingToUtah @ 21/3/2022, 22:34) 
    Jen is full-on love bombing her Patrons with bullshit statements about how “it’s like chatting with friends,” “this is such an intimate community,” “I love you.” She’s giving them just enough to stay, and not enough to believe this is any different from IG stories.

    Also, Don would rather have a tooth extracted without novocain than take Jen back to court, because she’ll see that as attention from Don. I’ll bet $5 that once Tens entered his life it was, “Jen who?”

    I would love to know what actually went down at the Utah house in summer 2020. How badly did Jen humiliate herself that she had to abruptly leave? Did Don finally sit her down and tell her that he was serious about Tens? Or did Suzanne take pity on her and drop enough hints that Jen finally got a clue?

    Whatever happened, that must have been the end of all Jen’s hopes and dreams of a forever family with the Rosses.
1887 replies since 31/7/2016
.