The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by TuesdayErrands

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    So…is Jen going to have a meltdown every year on Don’s wedding anniversary? She’ll just be wandering around Guardrail Manor clutching her teddy bears. This is the second year in a row she hasn’t been able to cope. She desperately needs to get a grip.

    I’m sure these attention-seeking tactics were very effective on Don and the Rosses. Now they’re gone and no one cares to coddle her anymore. When will she learn that no one else will ever baby a grown woman the way that the Rosses did? These antics are tired and pathetic.

    Edited by TuesdayErrands - 3/19/2022, 12:44 PM
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    I’m behind in the thread. Do we have someone who’s planning on screen recording the livestream? Or maybe just giving us updates here as it’s happening? :1485540604:
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    Considering Jen’s history, paying $5 just to watch the livestream in real time is risky. There probably a 50/50 chance she’ll find an excuse to back out at the last minute.
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 19/3/2022, 05:21) 
    I won’t pay Jen a single cent but if I ever find myself single again, I would pay for Tensleigh’s class on how to live your life after divorce.

    She needs to start a Patreon. :shifty: Too bad she’s not that chaotic. I guess Don was more careful the second time around.

    Simply by existing, Tens has such power over Jen. If she started a cooking channel on YouTube, or even an Instagram account with recipe reels, it would end Jen’s so-called “career.” There’s no way Jen’s fragile nervous system would be able to handle that.

    I just don’t understand why she can’t get a grip, or get some help. I’d have way too much pride to ever act out like this in public. Especially at this age. When Jen was a Ross, she was so smug and superior (in her own mind). Now she’s posting videos of herself moping on her bed. Despite all of her privilege, I think she feels a lot of shame from her divorce. You’d think she was left in the gutter. She probably feels that she’s at a lower status now. We all know what a snob she is. No matter how much she got in the divorce settlement, the new Mrs. Ross will always have more.
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    So does this mean that Don was already remarried by the time we found out about Tens? We found out about her in late May of 2021. This new information seems to suggest that they’d gotten married a couple of weeks earlier that same month. Was this already known? I seem to recall the assumption was that they had a wedding around Memorial Day. Tens had added Ross to her social media by the first week of June.

    I checked the Bakery timeline thread - Did they get married right after their engagement party? If so, couple of days after the wedding Jen posted this song in her IG stories: #entry451264989 (Pasting that link over here from the timeline)
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    Jen won’t go to the wedding because she doesn’t want anyone to compare her to Tens. She seems to be very insecure, as evidenced by all of the personas. Just like an adolescent, Jen copies the popular girls. Tens is the living embodiment of the type of woman that would make her the most insecure. Petite, stylish, and social, just to start. I bet she can’t even be in the same room. In this instance, I can’t say I’d blame her. Would you go and congratulate your ex on his upgrade? :XD: Of course, we wouldn’t even be having this discussion if she’d just move on already…
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    So, Jen. When you’re avoiding all of the questions tomorrow about Don’s wedding celebration, just remember: You asked for this. The next time something happens with Don and Tens, try not to be such an attention-seeker. Those nostrils are about to get a workout.
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    No one has a negative thing to say about this because they seem like a truly happy family. Don and Tens don’t seem to regard their children as an unwelcome inconvenience. It’s cute that they’re bridesmaids and groomsmen. All eyes will be on the kids, and the next day they’ll be throwing a Mother’s Day brunch. Despite some assumptions, Tens doesn’t seem like an attention hog.

    I’m so accustomed to Jen’s shenanigans that I was surprised that they scheduled this so close to Mother’s Day. (Remember when Jen threw a tantrum about not being the center of attention on her first Mother’s Day? :lol:) Then I remembered that Tens seems to be a normal person.
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    QUOTE (DonlessJen @ 19/3/2022, 02:23) 
    Don has really improved himself. Hard to believe that's the same guy in the Bazinga shirt.

    I was just thinking the same thing. Don’s glow-up is really unexpected. There’s a huge change between Mr. Jen and Mr. Tens, that’s for sure.
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    QUOTE (EyerollOlympian @ 18/3/2022, 23:02) 
    Winnie at the pearly gates is the vibe I am also getting. But who knows with Jen, anything is possible.
    Now she has a cash cow to milk, so she will vaguebook, draaaaaaaag and torment every little life event for coin.

    Exactly. Like a true grifter, she needs to drum up interest in her Patreon. Her most loyal fans probably think she’s saving ~exclusive content~ for them. Dummy Jen is going to be inundated with questions during her livestream tomorrow, and she’ll have the nerve to be annoyed about it. Let’s see how many people cancel their memberships when she scolds them about respecting her privacy. :1485540604:
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    I’ve never seen anyone get rattled as often as Jen does. Most of us can’t afford to coddle ourselves like overgrown toddlers. We just need to get on with our lives. Jen should try that for a change.

    I agree with everyone who thinks this has something to do with Don and Tens. She probably thinks about them constantly. For the rest of their lives, their every move will be interpreted by Jen as a tragedy for her nervous system.
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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 17/3/2022, 21:57) 
    Jen better do her Live on Saturday? That’s what one Jenion signed up for. The Jenion fan pretty much got Jen to commit to this Saturday.

    :hearty-laugh:
    Jen just got her first taste of accountability in a “job.” People expect to get what they paid for. She is totally unprepared, and it’s going to be hilarious.
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    I’m way behind in this thread, so someone might have already said this. However I can’t believe her lame excuses for moving most of her content over to Patreon. The YouTube/Instagram algorithms? Really? She said something like, “I don’t play to the algorithm so you might not see my video.” Jen has spent years talking about being uninterested in growing her audience, and wanting a smaller community. So why would the changing algorithms be a problem?
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    QUOTE (JoiRisen @ 14/3/2022, 22:20) 
    QUOTE (TuesdayErrands @ 14/3/2022, 21:24) 
    Sorry to say it, but you’re a millennial. Of course you like your skinny jeans!

    Let’s face it fellow grannies, times are changing. :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    Just kidding. Plenty of women look good in tight pants, but it’s not for everyone. I can see that this is going to be a topic where we have to reiterate that any criticism applies only to Jen. It’s not about anyone here.

    Lol not all skinny jeans have to be tight. Jeggings may be another thing but I don’t wear synthetic fabrics. But hey I get it, everyone thinks it’s cute to shit on my generation *shrugs* we’re used to it. And I was making a joke so no need to reiterate “granny”

    Your generation is my generation. In fact, I’m even older than you! :lol: I speak from experience here - we’re all considered old on the internet and it’s ok.

    Which reminds me…Does anyone else remember when the Jenions used to call the people on Guru Gossiper “grannies”? That was back in the day when Jen used to emulate the younger makeup gurus. Those were the good old days for snarking. It’s just sad to see where she is now.
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