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    QUOTE (lipstick jungle @ 1/8/2016, 00:17) 
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    I love how "summer Sunday afternoons" are just a romantic concept to Jen, gleaned no doubt from poetry, novels, and Instagram. Sunday afternoon is the same as EVERY OTHER afternoon when you've literally never had an adult job.
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    I am trying to wrap my head around the idea of Kisha being a manager. Dealing with customers - "oh, your waffle is code? My cousin cooked that waffle, a*shoe! The only thing code around here is your a*s when I toss it outside!" Cash management - she has no money, tons of debts, a drug habit, and no morals. Pretty sure the till will NEVER balance. Personnel management - I just can't. "Your kid is sick? Give it some garage pills and get in to work, a*shoe!"

    Fortunately, like most things Kisha is habby habby habby about (being a cheer mom, hiking, moving to Indiana), I'm sure her love affair with Chateau du Waffle will end before she gets anywhere near a clean head of hair for her manager drug test - I'm predicting epic hair-pulling, syrup-dumping cat fight with a cousin in which the sheriff gets called.
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