The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by seabassJr

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    It’s just so sad and twisted that Jen interprets suggestions on how to meet people as telling her how she should live her life.

    In a kind and good world, a best friend would fall into your life, along with a good man, and both would love you just the way you are.

    But that’s magical thinking. The only way to find a friend is to interact with other humans. You can help the odds by doing so in situations where there is already a mutual interest. And it still certainly isn’t guaranteed. And even the best case scenario, it might not be a soul mate you can call when you need help or to cry, but someone you meet for coffee once in a while.

    It’s like Jen is this strange purist in which she believes a friend with an instant connection should organically appear, fully formed, into her orbit while she lives her life exactly how she wants to.
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    Who could she have reached out to and been subtlety or firmly rejected?

    My top choice is still other travel YouTubers (candidates: Alison Anderson, Eva zu Beck, Nate and whoever).

    The old Erin Condren marketing manager? That HS friend she’d meet up with very occasionally in the MHWL days? The Spork couple?
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    Interesting that she’s been depressed three times: once in high school, college, and then 2021.

    But not during her caged marriage.
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    So, I think Jen “parted ways” from those planner btches pretty quickly. And I’m happy for her. Jen is a soul sucking narcissist, but she doesn’t seem to take joy in being nasty to other people. Those planner girls were clearly the worst of the worst - chicks who weren’t popular in high school who suddenly got a bit of power.

    Do you think maybe some of the people she’s saying she reached out to and was rejected by were travel YouTubers? Like, trying to start a conversation or suggest a meet-up on the road. And she got back “yeah, sorry, busy” responses.
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    45 minutes?! Ugh. Well, I’m going in, folks.

    Normally this would have me feeling super sorry for Jen, but I cannot forget during one of the last times she was boohooing about no connections and she encouraged her followers to build a community together (I think this was pre-Patreon).

    Then about a week later she came on Instagram and shamed some poor Jenion who apparently had been messaging with Jen, poured her heart out in one message, and Jen responded with an emoji. So the Jenion was hurt and called Jen out and they worked it out. But….we know this BECAUSE JEN CAME ON INSTA to tell the whole story saying she can’t help that she’s so super busy, essentially shaming the poor Jenion who foolishly took Jen at her word about desperately needing connection.

    Jen is a soul sucker.
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    QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 8/9/2023, 03:25) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 8/9/2023, 02:59) 
    is everyone mentally prepared to hear about how she has no friends, misses the dear sweet friends she had when she was 12, and she's just given up on trying but will maybe try again someday?

    then we can read comments suggesting she make mom friends through the school but she'll totally ignore those. yay can't wait

    This is a Patreon only video, so she'll probably just get a lot of sympathy and Jenions commiserating with her, giving their sad, friendless stories, and telling her that she will always have them as friends.

    ETA: I made a bingo card for tomorrow's video that was posted in the last thread. I will repost it here when it's closer to showtime, so it doesn't get lost among the posts

    I’m holding out hope that we’ll get a hint as to what the story is behind the unused second Ed Sheeran ticket (something had to trigger a third video on how lonely, kind, generous Jen can’t make any friends).
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    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 7/9/2023, 23:58) 
    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 9/7/2023, 03:53 PM)
    Down with them all.
    SPOILER (click to view)
    Tens and Don make me as ragey as Gene.
    If Jen is forever 5, Tens is forever 25.
    What is with Don and these chicks with severe cases of arrested development??
    Also, Tens doesn’t like her husbands “fat and sweaty” so better keep that weight off Donald - or make sure you keep making it rain with those nepo Don dollars.

    I'm with you on this. Is there a train or a hayride or some other mode of transportation we need to be on?

    Maybe we can go with a outdoor/backyard theme in honor of Jen’s wasteland…

    The Veggie Garden (IYKYK) versus The Clubhouse (I’m envisioning us naysayers up there with a “No Rosses Allowed” sign).
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    Down with them all.
    SPOILER (click to view)
    Tens and Don make me as ragey as Gene.
    If Jen is forever 5, Tens is forever 25.
    What is with Don and these chicks with severe cases of arrested development??
    Also, Tens doesn’t like her husbands “fat and sweaty” so better keep that weight off Donald - or make sure you keep making it rain with those nepo Don dollars.
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    There goes Abby-Gail and Kisha’s friendship.

    Wonder how long this will last?
    (I’m giving it a month.)
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 7/9/2023, 19:59) 

    Seemed reasonable….until the part where the stylist says if you let your hair get greasy it makes the extensions impossible to hide. Deal breaker for our Gene.
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 2/9/2023, 01:38) 
    If she had just packed the largest suitcase in the set instead of the medium one she would have had plenty of room for all the extras. I think she does shit like that on purpose just to be cruel.

    EXACTLY!! Let’s say we take everything Jen said as fact - CC didn’t want the doll or second purse and the folio made no sense when she had better photos from the photo package. She had no idea it would turn out that way and KNEW, before leaving, it was likely they’d have to leave some things behind. Why force themselves, especially the children, to make decisions they might regret at the very end of the trip when everyone’s all tired out and just wanting to get everything packed to go home? Bringing one size up for her suitcase would have cost nothing and created no extra inconvenience. But Jen had decided that she was light packer Jen for this trip and that was that.
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    QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 1/9/2023, 13:51) 
    seabassJr I would bet she had something else for breakfast that second day as she said she was "too full" for the muffin. Lying liar! 😉

    Good point. This would be a questionable breakfast, but I wonder if she saved some of the 8 tacos from the dinner the night before and at them for breakfast. That room did have a fridge.
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    Tracking Jen’s spending is my fave. I miss Narcissism101 summaries! Jen has a rare talent for spending ridiculous amounts of money on seemingly nothing. I saw some estimates coming at $2,000 for the weekend and I’m thinking that’s about right, if not a bit low. I’ll fill in estimated costs tomorrow, but here’s what I’ve got for her items purchased:

    DAY 1
    Uber to train station
    Train tickets to city
    Hotel room - 2 nights
    Ticket boat tour
    Dinner at taco place (margarita, appetizer, 2 entrees, dessert)
    Ed Sheeran concert #1 ticket
    Two concert merch bracelets
    Two concert merch t shirts
    DAY 2
    Muffin that she gives away and nutella coffee
    Ticket kayak tour
    Lunch (two tacos, free fries, aqua Fresca)
    Cup of gelato
    Ed Sheeran concert #2 ticket
    Snacks at concert (cheddar popcorn, gummy bears, something that looks like a fruit cup, bottled water, Blue Moon)
    Two more concert merch t shirts
    DAY 3
    Brunch (Bloody Mary, brûléed grapefruit, breakfast skillet)
    Train ticket to suburbs
    Uber home
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    What I don’t understand is that she needs to get to the concert two hours before the opening act even starts because that keeps her from stressing out, but budgeted to leave the hotel at noon to catch a 12:30 train when it took 25 minutes to walk there and she had a heavy backpack. Make it make sense!

    Also, I don’t think it’s depression lack of showering. Even if she wasn’t really as cheerful as she presented herself, she was definitely out and about and seriously active all weekend. Depression hygiene is usually paired with barely (or not) functioning as far as fulfilling most commitments or responsibilities, not just hygiene. I think Jen genuinely believes she isn’t smelly and literally doesn’t care to be clean anymore.
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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 30/8/2023, 16:58) 
    Nobody that I know leaves their deceased pet’s belongings out as part of the grieving process. They “can’t bear to look at it.” Jen isn’t bothered by it because she is not grieving the loss of Winnie. The unburdened messenger became a burden, so Jen checked out on her. There is truly something seriously wrong with her.

    BIB. Exactly.

    I’m not about to judge how anyone grieves. I will rarely judge end of life choices either. Even Jen’s.

    But what I *will* judge is hypocrisy.

    Jen left a dying dog who, in JEN’s own words, hated not being with her and hated not being at home with her own things and soft bed, at the vet for WEEKS on end so Jen could travel completely pointlessly and unnecessarily. And then she has the BALLS in her d*ck shorts to pretend she’s leaving out all Winnie’s things because she’s “grieving.” Fck off Jen. Winnie needed you when she was alive, not this performative, self-serving BS now that she’s dead.
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