The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by deltaburkefan

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    The dress looks cheap and the sneakers look like orthopedic shoes.
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    I live in an apartment with popcorn ceilings and I still reserve the right to snark on Jen’s Mausoleum with rows of chairs for imaginary suitors and the club chairs that block the view of the TV.
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    Jen’s not at the wedding because she wasn’t invited.
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    QUOTE (Mr Jennifer Ross @ 12/3/2022, 19:48) 
    Don liked the talk about theology a lot and so did Suzanne. What religion were they?

    Don is atheist or agnostic and Suzanne goes a Protestant church, I think Presbyterian?
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    You can say these things without insulting people who practice witchcraft or implying that you need to be able to win Bible Jeopardy in order to qualify for the right to pray. Plenty of people who are not particularly religious find themselves turning to whatever their own personal higher power is in a time of stress or fear. There’s no litmus test.
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    QUOTE (Bunion of Fury @ 12/3/2022, 18:38) 
    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 12/3/2022, 18:22) 
    Jen has mentioned God and praying many times, and how her faith has helped her. Whether or not that’s true is between her and God.
    But let’s not chastise witches, wiccans, or anyone else’s beliefs as “garbage”. They often go hand in hand with more traditional religious practices, and even if they don’t, it is not ok to disparage them, just like it wouldn’t be ok to disparage any other belief system on this board.

    Yeah well I am going to have to disagree on that and that s ok because we are all adults here and can express our opinions in a safe place. But I ll bet my left arm Jen can't even cite one proverb or tell the story of Ruth. She has been a fake about everything in her life, fake marriage, fake mother, fake empath, you name it. Jen is not religious, that s my story and I am sticking with it.
    It s actually one of my pet peves "I ll pray for you" on ig and fb etc, are you really going to pray. Really Jen? You re actually going to set precious time aside to kneel and pray for Ukraine? GTFO.
    Is all I have to say.

    You do realize that not everyone who is religious follows the Bible? Forget Jen. These posts are showing your whole ass to everyone on this board.
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 12/3/2022, 18:00) 
    Up until very recently I thought Jen would do anything for Winnie - more so than for her own children. Recently I feel like Winnie has outlived her usefulness to Jen and she’s really not going to make an effort.

    Oh, she will take the sobbing pity-me lap(s) for sure - but she won’t really make an effort to get Winnie proper care.

    And I agree that she will let Winnie pass naturally, because it would just be too hard for her to make that kind of decision, or some such juvenile cop-out.

    She wouldn’t let them shave Winnie’s belly when she got fixed (how she found a vet to agree, idk), so Winnie, like everything else in her life, has always been about HER.
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    Divorce video
  9. .
    Walked through fire (by the fire pit in Utah?)
    Survived floods (when Oversized Donald got into the tub with her used bath water?)
    Triumphed over demons (no longer has to see her Village of the Damned niece and nephew by marriage?)
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    The only real that has ever been spilled is from karmachicago. The rest is fanfiction.
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    QUOTE (ReservoirRing @ 5/3/2022, 21:12) 
    People needing special accommodations got seated near the front as did special guests. At Austin, Jen got a reserved seat in the front along with the other “planner famous” people.

    I do have to say…having to write ‘brush your teeth’ and ‘take a shower’ does seem ridiculous unless you’ve had crippling depression. Sometimes it takes writing down basic self care tasks to make yourself do them.

    Laken just writes that stuff down to make it look like she has things to do.
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    I know, I know.

    It’s hard to get used to Jen having a friend.
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    QUOTE (Trixie27 @ 25/2/2022, 18:57) 
    I guarantee when they go to sell that house his realtor will tell him to paint over all those dark walls with a light, neutral colour. He is really closing in the rooms by putting urbane bronze everywhere. I used to like his place but everything he has done the past few years has been shit.

    He’s going to get sick of it and repaint in a month anyway.
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    Going to call my mom and thank her for not making me go to bed at 9.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 22/2/2022, 04:29) 
    QUOTE (Karmachicago @ 22/2/2022, 03:36) 
    Todays Tensleigh news….this just in:

    Champagne with a friend at Ralph Lauren and a shiplap reading nook is in progress in the new house.

    The end.

    Shiplap??!!!
    How VERY Joanna-Gaines of her!
    :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico
    :mocking_smiley_emoticon:

    Ugh I knew she would shiplap it up 🤢
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