The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by worldsokayestmom

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    you rang???😉

    *i mean, this username actually stemmed from a fb group of moms that my friend started…moms who are actually trying their best, but know it’s okay to not BE THE BEST. But this lazy bitch gives it a whole new meaning*

    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 25/4/2024, 19:50) 
    She feels okay about (less than) half-assing parenting, though.


    SocksHungByPlatesAndCroissantFartsForDaaaaayyyyys

    QUOTE (Passenger Seat Chips @ 25/4/2024, 21:25) 
    The next thread title needs a croissant reference for sure. ShovelingCroissantsDownHerGulletWhileHerHairGrowsIntoAMulletLikeJen? ThreeCroissantsADayKeepsTheMenAwayLikeJen? EatingACroissantWhileReturningUnwantedToTheUtahHauntLikeJen?
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    croissant farts

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 22/4/2024, 00:39) 
    any guesses as to what those jeans smell like? :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic
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    not the Dug costume
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    ForevermoreSailingConciergeWithTwoRossHeirsAndHerTwoHairsLikeJen

    alternate:
    ForevermoreSailingConciergeWithTwoConci-HeirsAndHerTwoHairsLikeJen

    Edited by worldsokayestmom - 4/6/2024, 06:14 AM
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    QUOTE (LonelyDisneyRun @ 6/4/2024, 04:06) 
    I understand that her kids are innocent and had no control over who they were born to but they are destined to be the worst of the worst entitled, elitist adults.

    her little conci-heirs

    “Is it Gavel-ston or Gavel-ston?”

    FFS, hooked on phonics did not work for her.
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    still trying to get through the packing video (WHY, I do not know).

    FFS, with the “MOMMY BAG”.

    “mommy duty”
    “mom-iform”
    “mom mode”

    are there certain things that I wear/bring for certain occasions with my children? sure. is motherhood my entire identity? no. but this is just another level of CRA.ZY. and complete DISCONNECT.

    oh, and did anyone know that you can’t buy goldfish on the ship? don’t know if you caught that.
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    QUOTE (SkeletonOnThePeleton @ 3/4/2024, 15:29) 
    98.9% + 11.1%????? I see she is dyslexic in math also

    just padding those percentages to make herself look less lazy
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    EverPatheticInCrownedAthletic

    DatAssIsROUNDInIllFittingCrowned

    ByeByeToAlignWe’reStrictlyDressingLikeWe’reNine

    Has someone already counted it all/added all that crowned shit up???

    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 16/3/2024, 03:27) 
    Well. Hello friends!! It's hard to imagine we're halfway through March- amIrite? Here's what's on the docket

    Screenshot%202024-03-15%2010.22.20%20PM
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    just bringing these back around, since we’re close to the end…
  10. .
    a few barbie inspired thread titles came to mind while watching that shit🙄

    ImJustJenAndImLookingMasculine

    ImJustJenShitHereWeGoAgain

    ImJustJenAndISureHateMyChildren

    ImJustJenAndIWillNeverBeATen(s)😉
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    I have literally written this here, MULTIPLE TIMES, over the years…I’ve been around since Mrs. Princess Jennifer Ross invented to-do lists at her RM1 kitchen table, and around here since GG...I have NEVER encountered anyone who swallows as many burps as this gross person. Probably from flapping that giant trap at herself in a viewfinder (oh, I’m sorry, “leaning into sharing with her friends”), but it just never ceases to disgust me.

    THIS BITCH, complaining about how mugs should be “like a $16.99 thing”, while she already has a cabinet full of thousands of dollars worth. But, I mean, yeah…she still got it.
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    I have chronic illness that has me hospitalized, sometimes for months at a time, and have still never been THAT greasy.

    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 4/3/2024, 22:18) 
    My mom is in her 80's, has very poor balance, and I still go over to wash her hair 2x a week because she asks me to. She doesn't get sweaty or dirty. She just likes to be clean.
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    This is the only thing we’ve witnessed bloom.GMP_U2F2ZUdIMDE

    and, boy, HAS IT

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 3/3/2024, 20:21) 
    witness the energy bloom


    sorry for an abundance of #GrossJenGIFs but WHYYYYYYY does she ALWAYS have to do this toothless mouth/pressed lips/underbite/CHIN move??!? ewwww

    GMP_U2F2ZUdIMDE-17095350252294
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    Oh man, now I need a 7439th watch of that one.

    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 2/3/2024, 00:21) 
    Jeff’s tarot card reading is the most accurate reading she will ever get and she didn’t have to pay $175 for it 🤣


    Edited by worldsokayestmom - 3/2/2024, 05:08 AM
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    #ShareALittleMagicEveryday

    she is REALLY leaning into that (over)sharing (phase).
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