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| Literally all I could see. Roughly the same amount of hair on their heads, too. 
QUOTE (ColdOne @ 3/5/2024, 20:22) *In Don's baby voice* "Doesn't she look like Belle?"  |
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RIP to fellow headphone users.🙄
QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 3/5/2024, 18:42) 8:17 random, unsolicited, maniacal laughter. 😳
Did anyone record those stories?
QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 3/5/2024, 19:53) QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 3/5/2024, 19:37) What is this man vs. bear thing she keeps talking about? It's a thing going around the internet where women are asked whether they'd feel safer encountering a bear in the woods or a man they didn't know. The vast majority pick the bear, because statistically and in too many women's lived experience, men pose the greatest threat of violence. (Although, sadly, men they know are more likely to assault a woman than a stranger). Jen initially, kind of flippantly, posted "bear" but then felt the need to clarify with that word salad. |
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| SO MUCH TO SAY about that live. BUT FIRST.
Literally, for a moment, thought this said “10 mile f*ck croissant”🥐
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*i mean, this username actually stemmed from a fb group of moms that my friend started…moms who are actually trying their best, but know it’s okay to not BE THE BEST. But this lazy bitch gives it a whole new meaning*
QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 25/4/2024, 19:50) She feels okay about (less than) half-assing parenting, though.
SocksHungByPlatesAndCroissantFartsForDaaaaayyyyys
QUOTE (Passenger Seat Chips @ 25/4/2024, 21:25) The next thread title needs a croissant reference for sure. ShovelingCroissantsDownHerGulletWhileHerHairGrowsIntoAMulletLikeJen? ThreeCroissantsADayKeepsTheMenAwayLikeJen? EatingACroissantWhileReturningUnwantedToTheUtahHauntLikeJen? |
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QUOTE (Meow2 @ 22/4/2024, 00:39) any guesses as to what those jeans smell like?  |
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| ForevermoreSailingConciergeWithTwoRossHeirsAndHerTwoHairsLikeJen
alternate:
ForevermoreSailingConciergeWithTwoConci-HeirsAndHerTwoHairsLikeJen
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| QUOTE (LonelyDisneyRun @ 6/4/2024, 04:06) I understand that her kids are innocent and had no control over who they were born to but they are destined to be the worst of the worst entitled, elitist adults.
her little conci-heirs
“Is it Gavel-ston or Gavel-ston?”
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| still trying to get through the packing video (WHY, I do not know).
FFS, with the “MOMMY BAG”.
“mommy duty”
“mom-iform”
“mom mode”
are there certain things that I wear/bring for certain occasions with my children? sure. is motherhood my entire identity? no. but this is just another level of CRA.ZY. and complete DISCONNECT.
oh, and did anyone know that you can’t buy goldfish on the ship? don’t know if you caught that. |
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| QUOTE (SkeletonOnThePeleton @ 3/4/2024, 15:29) 98.9% + 11.1%????? I see she is dyslexic in math also
just padding those percentages to make herself look less lazy |
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DatAssIsROUNDInIllFittingCrowned
ByeByeToAlignWe’reStrictlyDressingLikeWe’reNine
Has someone already counted it all/added all that crowned shit up???
QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 16/3/2024, 03:27) Well. Hello friends!! It's hard to imagine we're halfway through March- amIrite? Here's what's on the docket  |
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| a few barbie inspired thread titles came to mind while watching that shit🙄
ImJustJenAndImLookingMasculine
ImJustJenShitHereWeGoAgain
ImJustJenAndISureHateMyChildren
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| I have literally written this here, MULTIPLE TIMES, over the years…I’ve been around since Mrs. Princess Jennifer Ross invented to-do lists at her RM1 kitchen table, and around here since GG...I have NEVER encountered anyone who swallows as many burps as this gross person. Probably from flapping that giant trap at herself in a viewfinder (oh, I’m sorry, “leaning into sharing with her friends”), but it just never ceases to disgust me.
THIS BITCH, complaining about how mugs should be “like a $16.99 thing”, while she already has a cabinet full of thousands of dollars worth. But, I mean, yeah…she still got it. |
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