The Gossip Bakery

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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby @ 8/25/2016, 10:04 AM) 
    I've always suspected she reads about herself. This is the most self-involved person on earth we're talking about. I bet she has saved the Tosh episode as memory of that time she was on tv. Maybe she doesn't read every day, but a quick scroll after Simple Abundance at breakfast to give her "content" that day isn't so far fetched.

    :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:
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    Yes, jump CC jump! Get your cute self into all sorts of messes. :rubbing-hands-in-excitement-smi
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    I'm rooting for Chito to get as mobile as she can as quickly as she can. Just to annoy the fuck outta Jen.
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    QUOTE (NoMaleHeir @ 8/22/2016, 03:49 AM) 
    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 22/8/2016, 00:26) 
    Looking forward to hearing all about Jen's painful boobs during the "Weaning Journey"

    Ahem....'POST PARTUM weaning Journey'...... :smashing-computer:

    LOL I can picture the post partum kindergarten journey, the post partum first date journey, the post partum driving Cheeto to college journey...
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    A lot of babies don't like tummy time. Mine included. They still have to do it.
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    Why does Jen think we want to see her sitting on Don's lap?
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    I guess Jen thought the ankle ailment was too hard to keep faking. With mastitis she can just stay in her room and feel "poorly".
    :crying-and-sniffling:
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    QUOTE (MNBR @ 8/19/2016, 01:15 PM) 
    Please, Lord Jesus, let the dead dog conversation be over! I'm too pregnant and love dogs too much to think about one dying! No joke animals have caused me more tears in the last 9 months than anything else. I watched All Dogs Go to Heaven and was inconsolable for DAYS. My dog was afraid of me because every time I looked at her I started bawling and grabbing for her to do th "don't ever die and leave me" snuggle.

    As for the stroller thing. I don't even have one. Not yet anyway. I've got one picked out to buy. But just haven't yet. I don't see that I will personally use it a whole lot but I for sure want it. Jen is the perfect example of having "more money than she has sense." Obviously.

    I was so irrationally happy when we got our stroller; it was weird. It was like, "Yes! I can go places with my baby!" ...As though somehow I didn't think it was possible without one. Pregnancy does weird things to your brain, doesn't it?
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    Oh God, she'll have Winnie stuffed and forever placed at the foot of the bed, so we can all see her in Jen's videos.
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    I'd rather stay home with the baby than have to go out to dinner and listen to Don talk.
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    I could not imagine putting my kid on the floor of an airport, blanket or not.
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    QUOTE (DonsEternalPaternityLeave @ 17/8/2016, 00:34) 
    The "sharing" gives her something.
    In some weird way, the sharing could reduce anxiety.

    It really seems that way. As much as she tries pulling back, she can't find it in herself to totally stop.
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    Jen's life is so dull. How did she not die of utter boredom before Cheeto came along?
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    I'd love to know what Suzanne and Emily keep at the Utah house for themselves. I imagine it's jumbo shampoo/conditioner, bulky ski gear and some boots. Jen has a duplicate of everything there!
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    Pack mule is right. He even carried Jen around right after his back surgery last year. :rolleyes:
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