The Gossip Bakery

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    Is that Gravy? His hair is completely white now! That’s definitely Shrill.
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    Maybe she’s having so much success because she’s a size small at Lane Bryant.
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 28/4/2024, 23:23) 
    How the post-D** life is threating her:


    Idiot.
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    Why? Because it looks like a lug nut?
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    She won’t buy them a nine dollar bag of goldfish. What do you think?
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    I was going to make chocolate chip cookies today but my mix expired a year ago. I am ashamed as a temporary stay at home wife.
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    I actually stopped to look at a tray of croissants this afternoon at the grocery. Then I ran away and bought mangoes instead.
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    Is Donny sporting a unibrow?
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    QUOTE (leahh @ 22/4/2024, 01:06) 
    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 4/21/2024, 06:49 PM) 
    I think the house hasn't been fully furnished because she can't accept that this is her life. She was expecting suitors, a new social life. She probably expected Don to be overcome with jealousy. We all know how that turned out!

    That empty room represents her 'post-split' life. She 'wanted' the divorce but she has no idea how to actually create a life for herself

    Bingo. I think she was so sure that Don 2.0 would be coming soon to whisk her away to her next mcmansion so she always viewed this place as temporary and never bothered to make it feel like home. She'll still be waiting in her depressing empty house when she's 90 years old.

    Agreed. I’m getting a Grey Gardens vibe.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 22/4/2024, 00:39) 
    any guesses as to what those jeans smell like? :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic

    Ammonia and dead fish?
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 21/4/2024, 23:58) 
    Between ALL the Photopass race pictures being posted here, the Bakery paparazzi and this thread title, we're guaranteed a scolding. :whipping:
    I. cannot. wait.

    Her posting the rides she's doing today and numbering them in her stories is only to prove that she is a Disney park girl after all, uh-uh, true story. After doing these runDisney events for years without even buying a ticket to and enjoy the parks afterwards, she has decided to provide evidence of the contrary to justify ALL the obnoxious Disney spending she's been doing. The Bakery knows better.

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    She’s trying to copy Molly. Epic fail.
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    Why is there a brown stain running through the center of each tooth? Is that ED related? Serious question.
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    You don’t need an ILL for FOP if you rope drop it. The stupid is strong with this one.
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    She needs White Bright for her bra. It’s looking dingy. Don’t even get me started on the teeth. 🤮🤮🤮
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    Y’all are lucky. Mr. AB refuses to discuss anything regarding Jennifer Ross.
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