The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Whatdowecallthis

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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 8/5/2023, 23:42) 
    Another possible message Jen is sending to Charlotte: If you are nervous you should look scared and make a big deal out of it (and/or avoid doing said thing), instead of getting on with it even though you’re nervous. I swear Jen is out to make her kids as neurotic as she is.

    This is so horrible and such a poor take.

    Slightly related, I remember hearing an interview Nicholas Braun (Cousin Greg on Succession) did on the Stephen Colbert show. Apparently Nicholas has really bad stage fright and the interview took forever to do, but Stephen just took his time and let him do the interview at his own pace. This is how you help people who are nervous—you don’t belittle their feelings. This, Jen, is why you have to pay for “friends”.
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    QUOTE (superfluous mumbo jumbo @ 8/5/2023, 08:18) 
    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 8/5/2023, 06:51)
    I’m not even a minute into this live
    She didn’t even chew that forkful of rice she took. She put it in, kept talking, and swallowed it all.
    Does she have an exceptionally wide throat Don or

    Sorry. I’ll see myself out.

    Omg she did it again just before 3 min
    Wtf
    CHEW you maniac Jesus

    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 8/5/2023, 06:54)
    OOMG that's sooo bizarre, at 0:52 she puts rice in her mouth and at 0:53 to 0:54 she just swallows the rice WTFFFF

    She does it again at 2:46–2:49, WTF

    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 8/5/2023, 06:58)
    Again at 7min-ish
    I know why she has stummy issues.
    She doesn’t chew.

    Am I hearing things at 9:30
    “Wow Sandra you are like really late”

    Why did I do this to myself? Why am I doing it to you now? I felt called to share.

    Tragaldabas
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    There might be more instances of Jen’s inability to chew in the video but I couldn’t do it anymore.

    First of all, this is disgusting. Secondly, why would you choose to film yourself eating unless you get paid for eating online like mukbang? Make it make sense.
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 7/5/2023, 23:01) 
    QUOTE (Whatdowecallthis @ 7/5/2023, 22:54) 
    Her “training” is walking for 3 hours today? Please tell me this is crazy to other people. I spent the morning in the garden and some time this afternoon cleaning up the basement—still have a long way to go. But I also spent time with my family. What a lonely existence she has.

    She says 1.5 hours done and supposed to do 4.5 more hours. So she's doing a total of SIX hours today?? Please tell me I can't add.

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    Oh that is so much worse. I saw a post that showed 1 1/2 hours down and I thought she said she was 1/2 way there. This is so much worse.
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    Her “training” is walking for 3 hours today? Please tell me this is crazy to other people. I spent the morning in the garden and some time this afternoon cleaning up the basement—still have a long way to go. But I also spent time with my family. What a lonely existence she has.
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 6/5/2023, 02:25) 
    Hmmmm. Shilling linen coffee filters at her store. Reminds me of the saying when bad coffee tastes like it was brewed through a dirty sock. Who wants to brew through fabric??

    Meanwhile she is storing all her fertilizers and soil nutrients in plastic. Is she not worried about all those plastic toxins seeping into the nutrients, to the soil, to the food. And don't those things need to breathe a little?

    I thought the same thing about her fertilizers.

    Also, when she showed the back of her car with items from her store and the caption was something about picking up some things. She has that store to get wholesale price on items. But how does the shop actually stay open. Makes no sense to me.
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    There is nothing wrong with what she’s wearing for a run. There’s a lot wrong with her.
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    I’m a little behind and just watched the clothing haul. A couple thoughts-the shorts and tanks aren’t horrible, just some basic items you would wear around the house. Nothing to film a haul for, imo. The shorts seemed a little tight. Can’t imagine how comfortable they would be. And how many things is she going to be leaving in her car? It’s the new Utah family vacation home, with a lot less space. She’s going to look like she lives permanently out of her car.
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    Her pole beans are diseased. Now I feel kind of bad. A little.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 28/4/2023, 23:11) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 28/4/2023, 21:36) 
    Tommy Bahama sizes are not consistent. If you buy one line, they run big. Another will run true to size. I doubt she wears a small swimsuit top, their suits tend to run smaller. I have a closet full of TB clothes, but never a swimsuit, my size 14 ass wont even fit inXL.


    Hey Chinny, your bra and dress are RACER BACKS, not cross body.

    The Lilly dress is flattering and the colors prove she is a winter and that mustardy top turns her skin green. Return it.

    I’m an 8-10 in everything but I always size up in swimwear to allow for variations in cut and movement. Wouldn’t that make sense, especially for one with an AMPLE RACK!?

    I feel like her ample rack became deflated after breastfeeding. No one would sing about her wonderland any more
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    I’m a good decade older than Jen and have gone through menopause and Jen makes me feel pretty good about myself. My hair has been thinning but I’m using rogaine for that and it’s been helping. And I’ve gained weight but I’ve bought some new clothing items that don’t squish my underarm fat. So Jen can keep making videos like this because it makes me feel so much better about myself.
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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 27/4/2023, 03:15) 
    Greasy Stumps and Mrs Saggy Oatmeal Bags!

    White pants are too tight, unflattering and unforgiving.

    Her feet look swollen and edema-y! So bad.


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    I don’t want to scream discrimination, but is this feeling a little like cultural appropriation to anyone else?
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    Is it bad that I would love for something to tear through her garden and destroy her crops—like a fungus or something? I know that’s terrible to wish on someone, but she’s so damn smug.
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 27/4/2023, 16:52) 
    don't tell her to put Winnie down!!! it's just her eye!!! you wouldn't kill your family member who couldn't use their legs!!!!

    She’s an idiot. My husband and I talked about this when our 60 pound dog lost use of his back legs. There are so many accommodations for people compared to animals—it’s not a fair comparison you idiot.

    And she was this thrown by an EYE issue. I mean yes eyes are important but she’s ok with the fact that the dog can’t walk? That’s ok? She’s such an irresponsible pet owner.
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    She’s talking about doing that virtual run and that she can’t make some of the 5k’s because of her “single mom status”. So she can’t run for 35 minutes with her kids home but she can do hours of peloton workouts? Makes complete sense.
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    I’m listening to a podcast about Goop and they’re talking about all the “wellness” and “pure” items and lifestyle, and it reminded me of Toni’s latest iteration. Everything has toxins, she has to grow her own food, everything is natural and she is devoid of color. Toni is not GP, but it just reminded me of how she is now.
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