The Gossip Bakery

Votes given by Deadeyeslikejen

  1. .
    I could see Jen flying to Paris just for the TS concert, then back home again with only minutes to spare before the cash cows are returned to her. But it’s okay…it’s within her budget and her bills are paid on time. :flcvoy01:

    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 5/9/2024, 03:01 PM) 
    I think she’s going to reclaim the UK via the Taylor Swift tour, not Paris. Just a theory.

    Or SWFing Sweden.

    That’s my guess.
  2. .
    I think she’s going to reclaim the UK via the Taylor Swift tour, not Paris. Just a theory.

    Or SWFing Sweden.
  3. .
    it’s taylor weekend in paris - better get a move on, jen.

    in my experience, flights to europe generally leave in the evening. my flight to gasp italy will be at 8pm.
  4. .
    I wonder what D has in store for T this weekend. I hope it is fabulous.
  5. .
    I can’t make sense of their convoluted custody schedule, but I wouldn’t be surprised if she insisted on having a few days away with Jasper and Blue to prepare herself for a few hours with the Circumstances on Mothers Day. Or she’s just “busy” curled up in a corner crying and eating croissants while wiping her tears on her “size 4” dirty jeans.
  6. .
    She’s probably “busy” filming her vlog for tomorrow, since she leaves everything until the last minute.

    Seriously… another vlog. She is so bloody lazy.
  7. .
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 9/5/2024, 20:01) 
    She said in the Live that she has the kids on Mother’s Day, that’s when we ruled out Paris.

    She just doesn’t give a shit about her “job”.

    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    She's also a known lying liar who lies so who knows lol
  8. .
    Maybe she's late cos her superhuman spidey danger senses failed and she's in the back of a madman's van?

    I'd feel sorry for him, tbh. The stench alone...
  9. .
    we need Taylor Swifts tour dates followed by the custody schedule 😆 but I guess she could just ask Don to switch weekends with her so she can travel…again
  10. .
    She said in the Live that she has the kids on Mother’s Day, that’s when we ruled out Paris.

    She just doesn’t give a shit about her “job”.

    :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
  11. .
    I’m not qualified to diagnose but……she’s an asshole.
  12. .
    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 9/5/2024, 16:40) 
    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 5/9/2024, 09:17 AM)
    plus stop using double fisting it is sexual ya dummy

    She doesn't get sexual slang. She thinks Netflix and chill means just watching something on Netflix while lying on the couch alone.

    Which is funny because the other day I was scrolling through reels on Instagram, & I noticed that Jen had liked a sexually suggestive one -

    It was a 2-sided reel in which one woman was filming her own reaction to another woman talking about “calking” as she was calking various things in her house. And she was explaining when it was better to use white calk as opposed to black calk - the white calk was for the smaller gaps that tended to be in the back of the house while the black calk was better for the wider, more open gaps that tended to be in the front of the house.

    And the woman wasn’t really emphasizing the “l” sound in the word “calk.”

    I literally laughed out loud when I saw that Jen had liked the reel because seriously?! Like she would ever… And then I spent time wondering if she even really understood the sexual innuendos in the reel.

    And, disclaimer - I hadn’t planned to share it here because “Jen + sex” just really isn’t anything any of us want to contemplate, but, since the subject… came up (pun intended), here I am sharing w/ wonder.
  13. .
    My life is in a holding pattern right now between raising kids and moving to a new town, so I’m sort of having an existential crisis. But I’m grateful every day that I have more in my life than a stuffed bear and croissants.
  14. .
    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 5/9/2024, 11:21 AM) 
    Jen has no peers to hang out or converse with. She has zero knowledge of social decorum or what’s happening in the world besides what her FYP tells her on IG.

    100% this! A rollercoaster doesn't "slap," she probably doesn't know what double fisting is, and she's a "stand" of most things. She has zero interactions with other humans and certainly no one of her same age.
  15. .
    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 9/5/2024, 16:40) 
    QUOTE (Queen Cheese @ 5/9/2024, 09:17 AM)
    plus stop using double fisting it is sexual ya dummy

    She doesn't get sexual slang. She thinks Netflix and chill means just watching something on Netflix while lying on the couch alone.

    She also says “money shot” often.
6411 replies since 8/8/2016
.