The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Deadeyeslikejen

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    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 30/4/2022, 23:12) 
    QUOTE (Bathroom Knife @ 4/30/2022, 08:19 PM) 
    Here they are…
    https://rumble.com/c/c-971217



    Just don’t order multiple entrees at every meal and you will have a blast. Those rude ITALIANS will tell you if you have had too much food. Bahahahaha

    Also, MySadSoloExWifeLife was looking for the Italy vlogs. They’re on the first page of that link.

    As someone who just booked their first trip to Italy this fall, I can't wait to watch the Italy vlogs (and learn how NOT to act in Italy). I also keep looking at menus of different trattorias and legit CACKLE when there's sea bass on the menu!
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    I watched Grey Gardens last night! I had to after all the comparisons.
    Little Edie is an icon. I’m kind of obsessed with them now.
    Big difference is the Edies were both far more beautiful in their prime than Jen ever was.
    Little Edie still had a slimmer figure even in her late 50’s.
    Menopause isn’t going to be kind to Jen.
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 30/4/2022, 07:48) 
    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 30/4/2022, 07:46) 
    Right. I think she is gonna wear that shirt like wet underwear this spring. Add it to the Peloton gear line up.
    Could she be anymore lame? She thinks she’s hot shit because she bought a last minute ticket to an event.

    Now there’s a visual we could do without 🤣 🤮🤣

    Sorry. :sorry_smiley:
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 30/4/2022, 07:40) 
    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 30/4/2022, 03:53) 
    She'll never wear that t shirt again.

    Either that or she’ll wear it every single day for the next 3 years. There is no in-between.

    Right. I think she is gonna wear that shirt like wet underwear this spring. Add it to the Peloton gear line up.
    Could she be anymore lame? She thinks she’s hot shit because she bought a last minute ticket to an event.
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    I admit to having a soft spot for John Mayer even though I know he is a dickbag.
    He lived in Atlanta (where I live) when he was just starting out. He played at this blues bar that was really popular here and my dad happened to do a lot of business with the owner.
    John was early 20’s and my daddy was in his 60’s but he was so sweet to my him.
    He’s also a really good guitar player.
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    QUOTE (Jens George Washington Curls @ 30/4/2022, 06:52) 
    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 30/4/2022, 02:44) 
    I don't recall if Jen ever had any nice art on her walls or out on display at RM1. Jen was an art history major, correct? This current house looks so empty. It has so much potential. Jen has the money to hire someone if it's not something she can do ( not everyone has the knack for decorating)

    You mean you don’t remember the Peggy Hill masterpiece in RM1’s hallway?!

    3vgdcqe


    In a weird way that is the only thing I’ve ever liked of hers. It had a little funkiness to it.
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    QUOTE (SmoothiesLikeLily @ 30/4/2022, 06:41) 
    I burst out laughing when she Instagrammed “Your Body is a Wonderland”!

    When she 1st posted that she was going to the concert, I thought she surely won’t video him singing THAT song.

    And she surely did.

    Jen, you never disappoint.

    Just remembering you lip-syncing to that song & making swimming motions w/ your hands… hahahahahahaha!!

    She was so smug when she did her little lip sync that day too. She thought no other woman could ever be as adored as she was.
    Guess she found out when Don got remarried months later…bahahahahaha
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    She looks like she is going to take a spin class instead of going out on a Friday.
    She is so boyish. I know she’s always been that way but it’s so jarring.
    Just come out already. Maybe she’d stop being so emotionally constipated.

    Don’t @ me. Meow can add to her tally.
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    She is the biggest loser I’ve ever seen.
    Honestly, if she was an even halfway decent human I would take pity on her and feel bad for her. Jen inspires absolutely no empathy in me. I never feel bad for her…
    How embarrassing to go to a concert by yourself on a Friday night wearing the concert tee…the cringe is overwhelming.
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    QUOTE (deltaburkefan @ 28/4/2022, 05:56) 
    QUOTE (Deadeyeslikejen @ 28/4/2022, 05:43) 
    Jen doesn’t really have any idea how to decorate but she at least used to just copy the whole page from PB so it kind of “flowed”.
    Now she has branched out and she needs help desperately. She’s never had an eye for soft furnishings, patterns and color. She would have done much better if she would have hired a decorator. Maybe she would at least have curtains?

    A color other than gray!

    Maybe she picked up some Barclay Butera when she flirted with Wayfair: www.wayfair.com/brand/bnd/barclay-butera-b10281.html

    Wayfair has some pretty great prices on some of their things!
    But truthfully great design is attainable at many prices points and stores. It just takes effort and she won’t put out that to design a beautiful, functional space for her kids with core pieces that can be kept forever.
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    Jen doesn’t really have any idea how to decorate but she at least used to just copy the whole page from PB so it kind of “flowed”.
    Now she has branched out and she needs help desperately. She’s never had an eye for soft furnishings, patterns and color. She would have done much better if she would have hired a decorator. Maybe she would at least have curtains?
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    QUOTE (Pelotongirl12 @ 28/4/2022, 04:53) 
    You guys talk about how she is 1% and millionaire, but she is ALWAYS talking about if she can sell her crap! Not nice crap too! Just plain cheap crap from Target and still she wants to sell and make money rather than throwing it out or donate in piles. She also has very hard time to let ANYTHING go. This was even before when she was married. She’d go through makeup and keep 90% of it with some excuse or other and all are cheap drugstore brand that expired. What kind of millionaire is this?? Are you guys sure she indeed has that much money? Her previous house was normal with average furniture. Nothing lavish. I have all designer furniture like #BarclayButera that costs like $20k or so for one single piece of furniture. Hers were just regular pottery barn crap or crate and barrel and now she has West Elm which is really crap cheapo furnitures. No millionaire I know has that house FULL of that kind of crap furniture.

    Are you in the US? I’m a huge Barclay Butera buyer and most of their sofas aren’t 20k. I figured Jen probably paid in the 5-7k ranger for her sectional which isn’t really cheap. It’s debatable if it’s good quality because PB is all mass produced cheaply.
    Now there is no way that her coffee table and dining room from Amazon should be in a 1% house.
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 27/4/2022, 06:29) 
    Pink roses in a bridal bouquet for a person who claims to not really be into pink. Cool. I guess pink roses Jen was a dozen personas ago.

    She probably doesn’t like pink anymore but I think they look gorgeous. I love pink flowers for brides.
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    The best advice someone could ever give Jen is to buy a very rich long term care policy on herself.
    She might get her karma handed to her in her old age.
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    QUOTE (ExuberantChaos @ 26/4/2022, 03:06) 
    If Jen does put Winnie down on Mother’s Day weekend, I’ll wonder if she got the idea from the Bakery. :|

    Bakers know Jen better than Jen knows Jen.

    All of us may love to snark but I don’t think anybody in here would relish the idea of Winnie suffering. I think the Bakery has always felt terrible for Winnie and feel she’s been used by Jen her whole life.
    We don’t out crazy Jen. Jenions maybe.
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