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| | God forbid Mommy's advent calendars don't take up the whole dining room buffet. The kids can keep theirs on the floor. |
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| | CC forgot her backpack. She's 7, you're her mom. God forbid you take responsibility for anything you tremendous jerk. |
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| | This woman just can't help herself. She doesn't have the Utah house to fill with crap so she bought a car and a locker to dedicate to her run Disney junk. That's our Jen. |
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| QUOTE Because CC will be with her father on her birthday, and anything that happens in that house is not something Jin acknowledges.
Exactly, she gets to punch out and turns off mommy mode. That's Jen time, the kids don't exist. |
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| | She is such a joyless witch. Her entire life is one big tour of misery. |
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| Thank goodness the patrons have Jen to tell them about Central Park. That hidden gem in the middle of the city.
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| QUOTE If she struggled with where to put the tv, why not just turn that empty room into the TV room?
This!!! We have our nice living room with our fireplace and then the TV in the family/playroom. She is so stupid. |
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| "She would much rather be in her soft crate at home."
Then why are you dragging her to all of these ratty hotels and murder shacks you selfish bitch?! |
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| QUOTE CA has signed up for a half marathon in Pittsburgh in May. I wonder if Gene will follow him there.
UGH no thanks. Plus our hills would kill her. |
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| "With the virtual indicator on the interior." Why must she talk like that.
I think I may hate that thing she does when she's in the mirror and makes the I don't know arm gesture more than anything else she does. And that's really saying something. |
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| I know we've all said this a million times but I will never get over how profoundly disturbing it is for a parent to completely disengage from their children when it isn't their day on the custody calendar. Real parents show up for their kids and Jen only ever shows up for herself. There is a dad at our school who waits for his kids to get off the bus in the morning when it isn't his day so he can see them and say good morning. Jen isn't even in the same state or even country as her children, almost every single time. I can't even imagine.
This title is so amazing and appropriate! |
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| | Of course she's already ordered three advent calendars for herself. What a selfish pig. |
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