The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by aryani

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    Mulva! 😂😂😂 you nailed her lips & underbite and the big nostril 👏👏👏🤣so funny!
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    I’m getting a strange vibe here recently lol I’m just a lurker here (active in other bakery discussions at times) and I think Lisa is pretty ridiculous. And yes, her choice in fashion is very tacky. She’s definitely dressing for attention but it doesn’t make her a whore. That’s so harsh. Plenty of things to gossip and laugh about with her but it just seems weird when people get so hateful & personal.
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    The house is atrocious. But something that really annoys me is how she feeds all her cats BY THEIR LITTER BOX. Seriously Lisa, would you want to eat your dinner next to your toilet? Cats are generally fastidious animals and they don’t want to eat where they poop.
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    Look at her lower body! Looks like a frail 80 year old.
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    I discovered Lisa a few years back when I saw her Instagram, I think on the discover feed. I wasn’t subscribed to her and had no idea who she was but she caught my eye with that long nose and her signature stank face. 😂 She was wearing skinny bib overalls, dressed very youthful but I thought at first that she was perhaps an old well preserved Russian woman of about 60. An anomaly - I started seeing her pics more often and they were always kind of jarring with the youthful clothing style (what she called edgy) mixed up with that haughty old lady vibe. Got curious and googled her and found Guru Gossip. 😊
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    Also, who else remembers when Sylvia Leigh made a parody video of Lisa? 🤔 😂 these days, she’s all up Lisa’s ass.
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    Merggg sure fancies herself as Lisa’s “badass” protector, ready to attack anybody who dares to say anything remotely negative. 🙄
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 26/7/2021, 04:42) 
    If we can see this with filters, why can't she see it without them?

    She’s so enamored by her own reflection that all she sees is beauty 😀😆 honestly, she’s riding such a huge high after this stupid weight loss that she’s become extremely delusional. It’s nutty.
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    Yep, Lisa. Skinny all right. Ugly and manly now, too. Stank face in full effect LOL
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    Oh that’s her in all her lazy eye glory. She’s quite homely without all of her makeup. Why she thought that pic was Instagram worthy is a mystery lol - her lower half looks all charred and withered.

    and that other recent pic with that menswear-inspired black vest - it’s ill fitting and totally ugly. I’ll never understand her fashion choices. She thinks she’s being edgy lol
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 19/7/2021, 14:06) 
    QUOTE (getalife @ 7/18/2021, 09:22 PM) 
    Here's today's pool pic. Notice she's not standing and posing like she used to. I think deep down she knows she doesn't fit in. John's probably sitting there like the cat who swallowed the canary. He's got such a prize :sick:

    I wonder who that is sitting RIGHT next to her? skinny arm-must be Brooke?

    I think it’s “muscle man” Jawn LOL looks like he’s tipping back a beer that he just opened with his flip flops 😂
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    Did anybody else notice today that she finally managed to pronounce hyaluronic properly? 😂😂 at least I think so, I can’t possibly go back and doublecheck because she’s annoying enough the first watch LOL
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    She’s so dumb. She was standing there with that stupid batwing hoodie on, debating if she should pair it with a blazer. 🤔🤦‍♀️
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    What the hell is going on with her nose? Looks like it’s smashed up against a window LOL
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    QUOTE (Miss Pie @ 2/7/2021, 02:30) 
    So Jawn didn’t get nice, glass, double French doors so that Lisa could have a wall for her ootd mirror? The molding on the entry wall looks incomplete.

    The selfishness and vanity of this woman is disgusting. She can’t do her ugly OOTD photo crap in her empire?? The French doors sounded lovely but are being replaced with a big old mirror so stank face can admire herself even more. 😒 the house is nice in a very bland, ordinary way. It looks like a lower priced version of a ton of other youtubers homes. 🤷🏼‍♀️ The view of the wudder is hilarious though LOL
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