The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by aryani

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    Lisa saw Naomi Campbell with a cut up t-shirt on YouTube and got (typically) fixated on it. 🙄
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 21/4/2021, 02:06) 
    She had NO underwear on in that "twat shot"...she added it later for some reason, or she removed it for some reason...? :sick: :sick: :sick:

    Lisa has absolutely no eye for detail or anything else, other than copying what she sees on someone else. She is a big child who has a disorder on the spectrum and it was never addressed. I think John was so tickled at his age to snag a young shag and he jumped at it. She, on the other hand, did not like his looks but she made a decision with her head and her empty pocketook.

    They have both lived with it and will until one of them can no longer stand it. I'm betting that's coming soon, or at least a separation in the same home, hence her Empire room. She'll let him bang it now and then if he'll just keep his mouth shut and cook.

    And, btw, what the heck is the purpose of a shot like this? To show a bruise or to advertise she can cruise? :woot:

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    She’s proud of her scrawny thigh and she’s really getting off lately showing off her body parts lol Clearly, this pic is not at all about fashion but Lisa’s getting herself all titillated that her crotch is just inches away from the slit in her dress. 🤣
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    Had to get that bikini tease shot too 🤣
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    She needs to figure out how NOT to make that ugly stank face she seems to always have in her photos.

    Can you imagine basically just spending your entire day trying to get sexy shots of yourself in various locations? LOL! She’s so obsessive, she was going to get those pics of herself in all of her wal-mart glory, no matter what.
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    QUOTE (.Edie. @ 4/2/2021, 07:29 PM) 
    I don't get why she couldn't let John see her naked after 20 years. Maybe it's lights off in during bedroom time.

    My immediate thought was that Jawn the old perv would get excited and need to get naked too. ugh. lol
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    Lisa’s empire! :toothless-chuckle-smiley-emotic it’s a very ordinary, nice enough house. But it’s not anything impressive for a YouTuber of her “stature” :hearty-laugh:
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    <yawn>

    Ole girl is beside herself lapping up the attention that Hermès bag is getting her on Instagram. 🤣 she’s such a cliche.
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    I find it hilarious that she’s running around with a yellow foot the day after publishing a self tanning how-to video LOL
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    She looks like she’s wearing something from QVC Quacker Factory with that sequined big shirt LOL! And those jeans do nothing for her, one leg looks twice the size of the other 😂 - she couldn’t even get her cuffs in sync 🧐 - her jeans lately have been extra ugly! She’s been sporting 80’s style straight leg or something and her choice of shoes are getting worse by the day.
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    QUOTE (TXMama @ 2/3/2021, 13:11) 

    Joan Van Ark! 😝

    She said in her last video that she loves this bodysuit because it makes her look less busty and sometimes she really likes that look. Well, the transformation is complete because she really thinks she is a skinny as a rail supermodel now, flat chest and all. I always wondered why she loved those double d’s, they ruined the lines of plenty of her get-ups over the years. 😉
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    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 2/26/2021, 06:46 PM) 
    QUOTE (aryani @ 2/26/2021, 06:25 PM) 
    I don’t think old lame-ass Jawn has a new woman - he’s just as shallow as Lisa so I think he still thinks he’s got a prize. 😆 and seriously, he’s boring and homely and any extra money is spent by Lisa so what does he have to offer anybody? Lisa, on the other hand, would LOVE to be outta there but she’s too lazy and scared to make a move. It’s coming, though.

    Go listen to Lissy in the City. She talks about going out to dinner and seeing the most ugly human (male) she ever laid eyes on. Two hot to trot twats hanging on him. Show these younger lonely things a little money (hey honey, I mine for bitcoin, what do you wanna mine for?) and they'll go to bed with anything.

    Oh yuck - those kind of men are so gross. If Jawn is one of those, he really is a fool.
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    I don’t think old lame-ass Jawn has a new woman - he’s just as shallow as Lisa so I think he still thinks he’s got a prize. 😆 and seriously, he’s boring and homely and any extra money is spent by Lisa so what does he have to offer anybody? Lisa, on the other hand, would LOVE to be outta there but she’s too lazy and scared to make a move. It’s coming, though.
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    QUOTE (Beer Minrals @ 16/2/2021, 01:52) 
    Don’t want to derail anything, but he has cancer and we will be saying goodbye tomorrow. Thank you all for caring.

    TX Bakers, I will keep you all in my prayers. Take care of yourselves.

    I hope Lisa wakes up and cherishes her cats. Cancer can come like a thief in the night.

    I am so sorry ❤️
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    Just finished watching her latest SLG video and towards the end she says she sometimes gets home and sits in her car for 20 minutes ::giggles: because she just likes being in her car. :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    She is nuts. I think she just likes to avoid her family. She can sit out there and pretend they don't exist.
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    QUOTE (Beetrix @ 11/2/2021, 03:48) 
    Lisa inspired this chic to give up fruit & vegetables??
    WTH?
    Go to her IG
    She is a Lisa Clone

    Omg, that woman is even sporting the sweat pants with boots outfit that Lisa wore 😂😂

    Lisa is still doing keto/meato (LOL) and losing weight because she’s too dumb to know it’s time to stop and do maintenance instead. But if she doesn’t understand how maintenance works, she’s going to gain everything back as soon as she starts eating carbs.
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