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| A million makeup towels, she doesn’t wear makeup anymore, so let’s leave them in the front of the cabinet she’s in twice a day, and the toilet paper all the way in the back behind that. Such organize.
It’s stuff like the towels that you MIGHT use again one day, that’s what goes in BINS in basement storage. Not in everyday cabinets. Then it’s just clutter.
Same with the hair things that “just don’t work” in her hair, Stony Clover stuff she literally never wears, why is it in the drying of the drawer?
In the amount of time it took her to dig around for her Cartier screwdriver and then try to use that to tighten the hinge, and then comment out loud that she needs a real screwdriver or her power screwdriver, and THEN say she’ll do it later, she could have GOTTEN the power screwdriver and fixed it.
I couldn’t get past the scrunchie drawer, this video is just a single woman with too much crap that she doesn’t even use, just moving it all around and talking to herself rather than addressing WHY she has so much crap and WHY she won’t let go of stuff and WHY she buys so much.
At least she finally said out loud that nobody else is going to be using the bathroom “for the foreseeable future.” OH to be a fly on the wall during her “counseling” when they discuss how to rationalize that she is completely unattractive to potential suitors AND women friends. |
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| QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 26/4/2024, 19:33) I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.
For people with diagnosed hoarding disorders, the terminology is churning. |
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| So she doesn’t like the wall tile, doesn’t like the light fixtures, so why not FIX THAT?
I mean the wall tile is a whole project but the light fixtures are something that Vicente could do in a couple of hours, and he could tighten her loose cabinet hinge at the same time.
So much hair stuff for someone with three hairs. |
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| | Her opening hello makes me so irrationally irritated. She always sounds so put out that she is filming. I miss the old days of the cheerful HELLO FRIENDS. |
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| | Good grief, if you’re going to go whole hog into croissants as your personality, at least spend Don’s dollars on good ones instead of this factory trash. |
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| So based on the recap at the end, she had planned on Sedona for one day, Grand Canyon for one day, Zion for one day…as if one day can do any of these places justice. She just stretched it out to multiple overly long videos that could have been a handful of TikToks and they would’ve been much more entertaining.
And this is her version of slowing down her travels to really soak a place in.
The formula is for her to do one hike, buys stickers and chai, and the rest of the time she just reads a book and does yoga somewhere other than her house. Sometimes she mentions figuring out what to do next. She eats hummus and some form of chips. This is “wondering”?
It’s a gross display of literally pissing money away for absolutely zero benefit or point. She used to hoard purses and makeup, now she just hoards one day visits to places to then claim she’ll come back one day, put a sticker on a water bottle, add a sticker to the collection that she hasn’t figured out how she’ll use it for her car that sits in “storage” full of tent camping gear in bins, much more than it’s actually used.
She’s just gonna keep doing this like the Groundhog Day of Disney races? Because she can’t think of ANY OTHER good use of her time and money? |
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| Her constant creeping on OTHER PEOPLE at every freaking place she goes. We don’t need a report on whether other people showed up to the other tiny houses.
This woman used to OWN a hot tub. That she never used.
The least informative traveler in the world. |
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| CC does look a thousand times better when she actually smiles with her teeth. That closed mouth thing she does just makes her look somewhere between smug and bored. Which is probably exactly where she is.
Donny looks like a complete terror.
Jen always manages to look like the babysitter. She is the most unnatural mom I’ve ever seen. |
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| She needs somewhere to take all of her extra friendship bracelets.
She keeps missing the FRIENDSHIP part… |
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| | Yeah those shorts were struggling before she put on the winter weight. Or her uterus came out of hibernation or whatever story she’s come up with. |
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| It’s entirely possible she did buy shorts and then realized that those of us with legs that aren’t a size 4 can’t comfortably walk around Disney World with the kind of shorts she likes to wear. They tend to ride up in the crotch and you spend half the day pulling them down just for them to ride back up, or you just let them stay up there and your thighs chafe. Longer shorts can do the same thing.
She should’ve gotten capris. Or she could have worn one of her stupid dresses with the spandex shorts underneath. Disney adults wear stuff like that in the parks all the time. |
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| I’ve been around long enough to remember her obsession with Tone It Up. Those two girls were MUCH daintier than Jen ever was, and they preached protein and hawked their own protein powder.
There’s no ballet school that tells the ballerinas to eat more carbs to get more dainty.
What in the pseudo-feminism does protein have to do with daintiness? You know what a whole lot of men LIKE? When you go out to dinner and you actually order FOOD, not just like a side salad or whatever, to appear dainty. You know what body type is very much in and has been for a long time? The one that includes a butt. Men like something to hold onto.
Christina Hendricks, Beyoncé, Jessica Rabbit, those are women with CURVES. Jen is just bulky and her body doesn’t have good shape to it. It doesn’t read athletic or strong, it doesn’t read voluptuous, it doesn’t read dainty. And a good chunk of the reason why is the quantity and type of calories she puts in her mouth.
Her defensiveness over not running in Chicago always cracks me up. She can wear one of those stupid dresses in the Chicago Marathon and nobody would look at her twice. But there are real runners there and she knows that she’ll be in the back of the pack in Chicago, and can’t buy her way into an earlier corral. She doesn’t want Don and the Rosses or her parents or her kids to have the opportunity to see her along the course. It’s either because she knows they won’t come, or she knows they WILL.
Which is a shame, because some of my favorite memories from when I ran road marathons was when my husband would take our kids and they would move around the course to see me, and I did the same for him on his race days. We had signs and the kids would put out their hand to high five runners. One of my friends did an Ironman and a bunch of our friend group got together to see her in different spots on the course, we had a boom box with us and the athletes loved it because they aren’t allowed to have headphones in that event. Cheering can be a lot of fun! |
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| Her buddy Paula probably alerted her, because Paula is too daft to understand it’s mean of her to tell Jen anything about this board.
Or Jen reads here all on her own. Particularly when she’s at a Disney race, so she can cry all by herself.
Nothing will ever beat the day Tensleigh put the name Tensleigh on social media. Jen, she beat you at the white overalls (that you no longer fit into), and she even beat you at confirming our existence in a not defensive manner.
We all know she’s a better mother, because of your clear disdain for your kids. It’s got to eat you up inside, not that you don’t like your kids, that’s just how you are, but that you don’t hide it as well as you think you do. Maybe you can gaslight people like Paula, but not ones who actually pay attention.
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| QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 21/4/2024, 00:42) Hi all, happy weekend! So occasionally I fill in my Mr. on what’s going on in Jen world and I showed him the line backer photo of her in the tink costume and no joke he looks in horror saying “oh, ew, is that really a woman?” We are an open household and all types of people are welcome yet he was revolted by Jenny. He said she looks to be a size 4 times 4!
I also ran to my Mr. With the in the wild pictures. I’m glad I’m not the only one who involves my spouse. He is like, are you SURE she is working out every day for hours, because her body says differently. I’m curvy and bottom heavy, but my butt has shape…and it’s not the trapezoidal shape of hers. He’s into my curves, so it’s not body shaming Jen, it’s confusion as to why all the working out has produced that body, and also how she claims to be a 4.
He is roughly Jen’s age, so he likes to try to figure out if there IS any man type who would even consider dating her. Like, we run through our single male friends/family of the correct age and nada. (Spoiler, it’s been four years since the divorce and he still can’t think of any possibilities. Even none of our lesbian family/friends would put up with her. Do you think she finally accepted that this year?) |
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| QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 20/4/2024, 17:14) I could not understand who she said was her 2nd favorite music album. Had to listen to it 3 times at normal speed. I had to google the name of the album. Never heard of the guy. I guess I live under a rock also. 😉
So she obviously got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. But she's not telling us where.
"Not eating enough is making me put on weight." 🤔 Muscle weighs more than fat Jenny.
Her smoothie making ability is hilarious. Maybe it's just me but why would you add water to a smoothie. She could just add milk and then skip the yogurt.
Teddy Swims? He’s not super popular mainstream just yet. Has been SUPER popular on TikTok, but his one single only very recently got traction on the radio/on the charts. It was released months and months ago.
It has nothing to do with living under a rock. She’s just as dumb as a rock.
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