The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by Identifying as Single Mom

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    So she ended up with like 10 shirts/pullovers, right? (Those things she calls tank tops are sleeveless shirts and nobody can tell me otherwise.)

    She never did add it all up but the spirit jerseys alone were like $100 apiece in a previous vlog. So what are we thinking, $1,000 when all was said and done? Including the virtual series for $200?

    Just…dropped on ugly stuff and Groundhog Day life and pretending to be a child all by herself at a theme park that she’s at ten times a year.

    Also, she took in about 500 calories before ever doing the 5K. Then a croissant and iced mocha and “protein drink” and whatever she didn’t mention, before downing a whole Cobb salad, which, according to the internet, is another 600+ calories.

    THIS IS WHY YOU ARE NOT A SIZE 4 JEN.
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    The point of the bear vs man thing is that bear attacks are very limited. And are rarely fatal. Man on woman violence - assault, sexual assault, murder - happens at an insanely high frequency and severity.

    Women are conditioned to not walk to their cars alone at night, carry mace, be wary of being alone with a man in say an elevator or a parking garage, due to the likelihood of assault.

    She couldn’t possibly be more obtuse.

    Edited by Identifying as Single Mom - 5/3/2024, 04:03 PM
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 3/5/2024, 01:20) 
    She has YOLO, the future isn't guaranteed. Then later talks about if she should post the Disney races and 90210 because she's a creature of habit and once she finds something she keeps doing it. Yeah repetitive redundance is the definition of YOLO.

    Right?! This is what annoys me about her stupid patrons. She claims to be hyper aware of her own mortality, yet all she does is go back and forth to Disney, climbs the same mountain over and over, and flies out to her hoarder car to eat hummus in random places and avoid reality.

    Why don’t they SAY anything to her about that?!

    Most people use the focus on their mortality to experience novel things WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
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    So Don’s fat belly was just uterus protection, right?
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    I haven’t gotten 20 minutes in and I can’t watch the video part anymore because of that stupid thing she does with her forefinger and her thumb and then touching all over her chin.
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    “I prefer to have them on Mother’s Day.” It is standard in divorce/coparenting agreements for kids to be with mothers on Mother’s Day and fathers on Father’s Day. STANDARD. If she actually WANTED them on Mother’s Day, that means she/her attorney shouldn’t have opted out of that.

    Who are these dingbats who are paying to listen to her bull? Returning a CD (who buys a CD?!) because Taylor Swift uses BAD WORDS? Gasp!
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    I have a daughter that is CC’s age. She rarely “showed interest” in things, maybe because those things were being offered to her first?

    But also, she comes to stores with me and we go down the hair aisle and I ask if she wants to try something. I never really thought about it until this conversation about Jen claiming her kids don’t show interest.

    If the nanny is running the errands over at RM3, then those kids probably aren’t really exposed to things like the grocery store or Target. Which is weird since that’s the kind of stuff that Montessori should make them good at.

    Then again, she acts like her kids are feral in public, and that’s why she doesn’t take them places. She probably writes in her journal that if her kids would just behave, she’d actually take them places.

    She’s just as bad of a babysitter as she is a bad mother.
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 27/4/2024, 06:44) 
    She was so lazy with her cabinet wiping. Put some muscle into it!

    Is that her bath bomb cutting board next to the plunger?

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    OMG the pathetic squirts an inch or two from what she was spraying and half ass wiping was making me nuts. Spray all over. Wipe all over. Like you mean it.
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    A million makeup towels, she doesn’t wear makeup anymore, so let’s leave them in the front of the cabinet she’s in twice a day, and the toilet paper all the way in the back behind that. Such organize.

    It’s stuff like the towels that you MIGHT use again one day, that’s what goes in BINS in basement storage. Not in everyday cabinets. Then it’s just clutter.

    Same with the hair things that “just don’t work” in her hair, Stony Clover stuff she literally never wears, why is it in the drying of the drawer?

    In the amount of time it took her to dig around for her Cartier screwdriver and then try to use that to tighten the hinge, and then comment out loud that she needs a real screwdriver or her power screwdriver, and THEN say she’ll do it later, she could have GOTTEN the power screwdriver and fixed it.

    I couldn’t get past the scrunchie drawer, this video is just a single woman with too much crap that she doesn’t even use, just moving it all around and talking to herself rather than addressing WHY she has so much crap and WHY she won’t let go of stuff and WHY she buys so much.

    At least she finally said out loud that nobody else is going to be using the bathroom “for the foreseeable future.” OH to be a fly on the wall during her “counseling” when they discuss how to rationalize that she is completely unattractive to potential suitors AND women friends.
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    QUOTE (YoYoWhaaatYooow @ 26/4/2024, 19:33) 
    I apologize, I have not read the comments from others yet so this may have come up but what the holy hell is a sift and sort. When you sift something you basically end up with the same thing. And when you sort in my mind you just put like things together. So literally you move shit around. I made it through 10 minutes and had to move on, no one has time for her brand of stupidity. She takes no pride in anything. Including herself. She needs an intervention.

    For people with diagnosed hoarding disorders, the terminology is churning.
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    So she doesn’t like the wall tile, doesn’t like the light fixtures, so why not FIX THAT?

    I mean the wall tile is a whole project but the light fixtures are something that Vicente could do in a couple of hours, and he could tighten her loose cabinet hinge at the same time.

    So much hair stuff for someone with three hairs.
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    Her opening hello makes me so irrationally irritated. She always sounds so put out that she is filming. I miss the old days of the cheerful HELLO FRIENDS.
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    Good grief, if you’re going to go whole hog into croissants as your personality, at least spend Don’s dollars on good ones instead of this factory trash.
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    So based on the recap at the end, she had planned on Sedona for one day, Grand Canyon for one day, Zion for one day…as if one day can do any of these places justice. She just stretched it out to multiple overly long videos that could have been a handful of TikToks and they would’ve been much more entertaining.

    And this is her version of slowing down her travels to really soak a place in.

    The formula is for her to do one hike, buys stickers and chai, and the rest of the time she just reads a book and does yoga somewhere other than her house. Sometimes she mentions figuring out what to do next. She eats hummus and some form of chips. This is “wondering”?

    It’s a gross display of literally pissing money away for absolutely zero benefit or point. She used to hoard purses and makeup, now she just hoards one day visits to places to then claim she’ll come back one day, put a sticker on a water bottle, add a sticker to the collection that she hasn’t figured out how she’ll use it for her car that sits in “storage” full of tent camping gear in bins, much more than it’s actually used.

    She’s just gonna keep doing this like the Groundhog Day of Disney races? Because she can’t think of ANY OTHER good use of her time and money?
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    Her constant creeping on OTHER PEOPLE at every freaking place she goes. We don’t need a report on whether other people showed up to the other tiny houses.

    This woman used to OWN a hot tub. That she never used.

    The least informative traveler in the world.
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