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| She needs somewhere to take all of her extra friendship bracelets.
She keeps missing the FRIENDSHIP part… |
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| | Yeah those shorts were struggling before she put on the winter weight. Or her uterus came out of hibernation or whatever story she’s come up with. |
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| It’s entirely possible she did buy shorts and then realized that those of us with legs that aren’t a size 4 can’t comfortably walk around Disney World with the kind of shorts she likes to wear. They tend to ride up in the crotch and you spend half the day pulling them down just for them to ride back up, or you just let them stay up there and your thighs chafe. Longer shorts can do the same thing.
She should’ve gotten capris. Or she could have worn one of her stupid dresses with the spandex shorts underneath. Disney adults wear stuff like that in the parks all the time. |
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| I’ve been around long enough to remember her obsession with Tone It Up. Those two girls were MUCH daintier than Jen ever was, and they preached protein and hawked their own protein powder.
There’s no ballet school that tells the ballerinas to eat more carbs to get more dainty.
What in the pseudo-feminism does protein have to do with daintiness? You know what a whole lot of men LIKE? When you go out to dinner and you actually order FOOD, not just like a side salad or whatever, to appear dainty. You know what body type is very much in and has been for a long time? The one that includes a butt. Men like something to hold onto.
Christina Hendricks, Beyoncé, Jessica Rabbit, those are women with CURVES. Jen is just bulky and her body doesn’t have good shape to it. It doesn’t read athletic or strong, it doesn’t read voluptuous, it doesn’t read dainty. And a good chunk of the reason why is the quantity and type of calories she puts in her mouth.
Her defensiveness over not running in Chicago always cracks me up. She can wear one of those stupid dresses in the Chicago Marathon and nobody would look at her twice. But there are real runners there and she knows that she’ll be in the back of the pack in Chicago, and can’t buy her way into an earlier corral. She doesn’t want Don and the Rosses or her parents or her kids to have the opportunity to see her along the course. It’s either because she knows they won’t come, or she knows they WILL.
Which is a shame, because some of my favorite memories from when I ran road marathons was when my husband would take our kids and they would move around the course to see me, and I did the same for him on his race days. We had signs and the kids would put out their hand to high five runners. One of my friends did an Ironman and a bunch of our friend group got together to see her in different spots on the course, we had a boom box with us and the athletes loved it because they aren’t allowed to have headphones in that event. Cheering can be a lot of fun! |
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| Her buddy Paula probably alerted her, because Paula is too daft to understand it’s mean of her to tell Jen anything about this board.
Or Jen reads here all on her own. Particularly when she’s at a Disney race, so she can cry all by herself.
Nothing will ever beat the day Tensleigh put the name Tensleigh on social media. Jen, she beat you at the white overalls (that you no longer fit into), and she even beat you at confirming our existence in a not defensive manner.
We all know she’s a better mother, because of your clear disdain for your kids. It’s got to eat you up inside, not that you don’t like your kids, that’s just how you are, but that you don’t hide it as well as you think you do. Maybe you can gaslight people like Paula, but not ones who actually pay attention.
Do better. |
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| QUOTE (MommyTensleigh @ 21/4/2024, 00:42) Hi all, happy weekend! So occasionally I fill in my Mr. on what’s going on in Jen world and I showed him the line backer photo of her in the tink costume and no joke he looks in horror saying “oh, ew, is that really a woman?” We are an open household and all types of people are welcome yet he was revolted by Jenny. He said she looks to be a size 4 times 4!
I also ran to my Mr. With the in the wild pictures. I’m glad I’m not the only one who involves my spouse. He is like, are you SURE she is working out every day for hours, because her body says differently. I’m curvy and bottom heavy, but my butt has shape…and it’s not the trapezoidal shape of hers. He’s into my curves, so it’s not body shaming Jen, it’s confusion as to why all the working out has produced that body, and also how she claims to be a 4.
He is roughly Jen’s age, so he likes to try to figure out if there IS any man type who would even consider dating her. Like, we run through our single male friends/family of the correct age and nada. (Spoiler, it’s been four years since the divorce and he still can’t think of any possibilities. Even none of our lesbian family/friends would put up with her. Do you think she finally accepted that this year?) |
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| QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 20/4/2024, 17:14) I could not understand who she said was her 2nd favorite music album. Had to listen to it 3 times at normal speed. I had to google the name of the album. Never heard of the guy. I guess I live under a rock also. 😉
So she obviously got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. But she's not telling us where.
"Not eating enough is making me put on weight." 🤔 Muscle weighs more than fat Jenny.
Her smoothie making ability is hilarious. Maybe it's just me but why would you add water to a smoothie. She could just add milk and then skip the yogurt.
Teddy Swims? He’s not super popular mainstream just yet. Has been SUPER popular on TikTok, but his one single only very recently got traction on the radio/on the charts. It was released months and months ago.
It has nothing to do with living under a rock. She’s just as dumb as a rock.
Her description of the album and of any music is just utterly useless. |
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| | I will never understand Run Disney. You can run in the dark on the Boardwalk for free any day. Waking up in the middle of the night to spend more time getting to the corral and sitting in the corral than actually running (around wayyyyy too many people), for a cheap Chinese made “medal” that is just a thing you throw on your wall to collect dust? And you PAY for this? |
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| | Someone needs to do a side by side of today’s dress from the last time she wore it. That thing is stretched to within an inch of its life. |
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| Exactly Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol. I’d love to have Tensleigh’s body. My genetics and love of pasta says no. But I’m not telling the internet what size jeans I wear and constantly posting footage of my “gym.”
Jen would have a better life if she would figure out that’s she’s not inspirational and she’s really not special at all and in the end, nobody actually gives a rip about her. |
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| That is the first time I’ve ever heard someone say we’re taught that women should look like they “don’t have uteruses.”
Uteruses?
Good grief GET OFF INSTAGRAM and interact with other humans who have different body types and stop making your body your focus. Your preaching about body acceptance is SO OBVIOUSLY defensive.
You’re fatter than you used to be. You’re fatter than you want to be. It’s fine. We all only notice because you act like you only eat carrots and you work out 3+ hours a day.
P.S. Marathons - particularly trail ones - are easier when you aren’t carrying so much weight. |
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| I’d love if she’d stop referring to her self talk by addressing herself as “girl.”
Girl, get some chapstick.
Girl, put down the croissant.
Girl, what is it about you in real life that makes people not want to be around you?
Girl, you ain’t never getting the real D again. |
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| She’s wearing jeans because her shorts from last year don’t fit her anymore.
I mean, they didn’t REALLY fit her THEN either…but now I’d be shocked if she was able to get them past her thighs. |
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| I think there’s so much we don’t know that we don’t know.
Every single day I am shocked that NOBODY with even a tangential relationship with the Rosses, Tensleigh, the Boyles, NOBODY has shown up with tea on ANY of them. Not even anyone who met her in person at one of the scrapbooking events?
An entire forum is dedicated to this person and has been for YEARS AND YEARS, and she and the Rosses know about that, and the only “inside” info was Christine producing yellow doll room pics?
That tells me that there’s plenty of misdeeds on multiple fronts to go around. |
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| QUOTE (Here for it @ 17/4/2024, 20:09) You know who would probably love to see the Grand Canyon? CC and Donny 😒
They are probably too scared of dirt or something. 🙄 |
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