The Gossip Bakery

Votes taken by singlewhitefemalelikejen

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    I'm just waiting for the day cc or dkriv spills a bowl of cereal, oatmeal, pancakes w syrup, or a big wad of chewing gum all over that nasty dog. Have fun with that jen! :smoking-smiley-face:
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    QUOTE (Goomie @ 30/12/2017, 20:44) 
    Oh my gosh yes...how rude to just stand there screaming for Donald to “come help your mother” while the turkey was dripping into the oven. PUT THE CAMERA DOWN AND HELP!!!!

    And did you also hear her saying Bon Appetit while Suzanne was saying grace? It’s not about you, Jen.

    I thought it was hilarious that Don’s parents got him the exact same thing that Jen bought him for his birthday, was it? And that they got her the same owl that Don had given her as an advent present. Only they bought her a baby book about owls, too.

    I can’t with these people. They’re just ridiculous.

    I think this proves Jen and Suzanne aren't really close at all. Jen had been with Don for about a decade and she literally never socializes with anyone else but the Ross family. I think it's odd that S didn't immediately say, "Hey Jen, quick grab a cereal bowl, fast!".

    Embarrassed bc of the camera? That never stopped Jill :tears-of-joy-smiley-emoticon:

    Also, worth mentioning: I find it tactless how so much emphasis was put on the the gifts. Nothing really thoughtful or original. Just a bunch of crap these adults already have or could easily buy themselves at the click of a button.

    Jen going on about E's "breakfast of champions". Shut the hell up Jen. Get a life.

    ENOUGH with the damn dogs. It's like they feel awkward around each other and the animals are a source of tension relief or something.

    Lastly, those craft bracelets. I have no words. Did E or J think that up? Either way I would have to be shit faced to get through that nonsense.
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    I have a hard time believing someone hasn't made some type of comment in all these years even if it was in a teasing, tongue in cheek way.

    About all her crap, rearranging, or decoration instructions.
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    QUOTE (Snippet @ 17/12/2017, 07:07) 
    QUOTE (Whatdowecallthis @ 16/12/2017, 22:48) 
    Why does Dons face look like it’s melting? He’s so jowly in that picture. It’s really unfortunate.

    That every-evening cocktail does take its toll.

    More like every evening four or five cocktails ;)

    I'll never get how they have no shame uploading videos of Don plastered on a Tuesday night or Jen drunk and SWF current boobies at cheesecake factory.
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    Never seen white Christmas. I like funny Christmas movies. Christmas Vacation, Four Christmases, and Elf are my favorites.
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    Along with all her "bill paying" and "house management".
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    QUOTE (FocusOnTheMagic @ 13/12/2017, 09:13) 
    QUOTE (Loftice @ 13/12/2017, 00:57) 
    I found this really funny. And thought of Jen when I got to the marshmallows :m0946:

    https://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-2017-...alog-1821181135

    Thanks for the morning entertainment! I laughed. I also got nervous about Christmas presents. A question to all you lovely people: I'm currently unemployed and starting my own business, so I can't spend much on gifts. Any ideas? I was thinking of baking them all cookies they liked, but.. I don't know.


    ^^^ my aunt is travelling half way around the country for Christmas so my family us putting together a care package for her flights. Snacks, magazines, books, odds and ends useful for flying/travelling.
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    "I might try and sneak in a yoga session". :youre-full-of-shit-smiley-emoti

    She's delusional. What the hell else could she be busy with? And I'm soooooo sick of her complaining about running. It's literally every time she runs. Give it up already. Take a brisk walk or work out in your home gym.
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    Beauty is fleeting and soon enough their followers will have moved on. I just wonder what some of these youtubers are going to do to maintain their lifestyle as they enter their forty's, fifty's, and retirement. Their kids will want cars, expensive class trips, help with college tuition...YouTube will surely dry up for alot of people over time. But even if it didnt, I know I wouldn't be fulfilled with such a shallow, meaningless "career". I would always feel a little embarrassed when people asked what I did for a living. It's about more than paying the bills and having a cute wardrobe.
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    How do you explain the slurring in early videos?

    One vlog in particular, she and Don were fighting in the car and then they saw a play. Afterwards they went to lush (this might have been when Don got in trouble for filming, can't remember) and I swear jen was high as a kite. Wish I could remember the name of the vlog.

    It's not like jen would tell viewers what meds she was taking. Remember how defensive she got when Don said she took drugs during childbirth? That was a big red flag to me.
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    Michele's problem is that she's painfully boring and shallow. Does she ever talk about an interesting movie she saw, good book she read, funny new show on netflix, tasty recipe she tried, night out with her girlfriends, holiday traditions with her family, future goals, ect???

    Nope. It's just an endless parade of ugly, overpriced sweaters, jewelry, and house slippers. I can go to nordstrom's website and get 10x the info she gives. What's the point in watching her?

    Oh yeah, to line her pockets so she can sit at home while I work 13 hr shifts.

    I'm so over her.
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    I wouldn't put it past her to buy clothes, show them off, make $$ off the links, and then return them. It should be illegal in my opinion.
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    For me it's more of a privacy thing I guess. Being vulnerable to a virtual stranger. Admitting all my vices. Getting poked and prodded.

    I like my doctor but when he goes to listen to my heart he sticks the stethoscope right on top of my cleavage (I'm pretty busty) and I really don't think he can hear anything over my tits. Anyway,Jen is a nurses worst nightmare I bet.
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    I really don't get people like jen who relish seeing doctors, dentists, therapists, acupuncturists, massage therapists, ect.

    I have an aunt like that. I personally dread going to the doctor and therapist. It sounds bad but sometimes I will reschedule and reschedule appointments because I dread it so much. :scared-smiley-emoticon:
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    QUOTE (sweettreat @ 7/12/2017, 16:39) 
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    I couldn’t hear what was being said when Don was talking to her and she said something about “Go ask your mother”. She was pretty curt when she said it. Did anybody else catch it?

    I think he wanted to start a fire in the fireplace for ambiance but she said it was too hot. So she told him to go ask your mother. Haha.

    Since when does jen have a problem bossing don around? She just wanted us all to hear how exasperated and busy she was hosting a small catered party.
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