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| Dang, I’m up the creek if menopause decides to wreak havoc on me. I haven’t had a period since January so I’m almost there. My mom took estrogen for awhile after her hysterectomy and then switched to Evista for her bones.
I just don’t want the weight gain. I keep to 1200-1300 calories but maybe even that won’t be enough. I’m also afraid my hair will fall out.
Stupid Lisa and her idiotic medical videos. Stick to Zara, dummy. |
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| This peabrain…I was watching Jools’ latest and the Britney song came into my head - “all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.” That describes her out in the neighborhood taking a walk.
How many times does she have to remind us Brooke is 23? Her brain is like a broken record. And beef jerky describes her to a tee. |
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| I was with my cousin today who is 100% Italian and she is about as dark as Lisa but it looks so natural on her. Her skin isn't all mottled and damaged either, and she's older than Lisa.
Lisa must really have more burn-prone skin but just forces herself to become tan by repeatedly baking herself. It looks all wrong. |
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| Did anyone know that Brooke is 23? That’s right, 23. I just wanted to mention that’s she’s 23 for those who didn’t know she’s 23.
This sarcasm has been brought to you by the number 23 and the word NOVA (Lisa likes words). |
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| | I watched Jools’ latest today and Lisa honestly looks like she is black other than her face. Her legs and arms were darker than I’ve ever seen them, approaching Tan Mom status. |
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| QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 6/20/2023, 10:23 PM) Nice avatar there, Beer Duncan!
Thank you! It’s from my days at Guru Gossip. It’s the Suzanne Somers doll from the 70s. Yes, there is a doll form of Lisa out there. 🤣 |
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| Lisa was using fake tanner. I don’t know if she still is, but I wouldn’t trust her recommendations. Her face is orange now.
By the way, I had a great great aunt who told us one time she was making meatloaf and thought the meat looked so good that she ate a bit of it raw. She wound up with worms! 🤢🤮 |
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| | The only plastic surgery that was worth anything were her eyes. The blepharoplasty vastly improved her appearance, but she had to ruin it with all of the other crap she’s had done. You never see her top teeth anymore because of the tanker truckload’s worth of filler she has in those hot dog lips. |
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| | I almost peed myself laughing when she had that strange Sesame Street-like moment where she proclaimed she liked words, like nova, bossa nova, and supernova. Are words sponsoring her videos now? 🤣 |
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| | I think that’s reaching. John is close but slightly in front of him and one of them looks to have a paper in their hand - either John’s left hand is holding it or Will’s right. I don’t think he’s holding his father’s hand. We’ve seen him having fun playing games with Brooke at Dave and Buster’s unassisted. |
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| | I lost it when she showed those jeans. It’s looks like she has a fan up her pants! 🤣🤣 |
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| QUOTE (hotnbothered @ 6/2/2023, 08:27 PM) I was just going to say that. He’s an honor student and maybe doesn’t care much about how he looks. I surely wouldn’t jump into major jaw surgery without a very good reason. 
I hate my chin and looked into jaw reduction. After reading what Heidi Montag went through when she had it, I decided I was just going to have to make peace with my chin. 🤷🏼♀️ |
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| | Now Lisa is essentially useless as a parent, but if I were Will, I’d be peeing my pants at the thought of major jaw surgery. He might not want to go through with it and for that I wouldn’t blame him. 😬 |
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| | If Will does have autism, the prospect of a loud, crowded gathering might be too much for him. If not and he wants to go and Lisa doesn’t, well then that’s just rotten. Will is a total mystery so we barely know what kinds of things he likes and if he enjoyed school. I don’t understand why Brooke was always on display and he’s treated like the red-headed stepchild. |
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| QUOTE (Chalky @ 6/1/2023, 07:55 PM) Also it sounds like some really bad writing on the show "Fatal Attraction"...that show looks boring and the line "getting milk from a hardware store" is the dumbest line I have ever heard lol.
Believe it or not, my old therapist said something extremely similar. When discussing my mother and my sadness at the fact that she’ll never change, my therapist said I needed to accept her as is and “don’t go to the Coke machine for orange juice.” She had a point but I’m realizing I could have gotten the same advice from a TV show for a fraction of the thousands I spent. |
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