The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    QUOTE (Mulva @ 2/11/2023, 03:18 PM) 
    She throws on a plain white t shirt and thinks she’s styling the denim skirt.

    She is really becoming the stereotypical TV preacher’s wife with that getup. Her hair is getting bigger by the minute, her cheeks and lips look ready to explode and the makeup is heavier than ever. She is approaching Jan Crouch territory and that’s horrifying:

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    If she goes to tanning beds, why is her face pale and slathered with orange foundation? We all know she subscribes to the “Tan Now, Laser Off The Damage Later” school of thought. 😂
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    Is anyone sick of hearing about BK Beauty? The whole line looks boring and the name makes me think of Burger King. Lisa mentioned them tonight and I feel like they’re everywhere on YouTube. 😴
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    QUOTE (Stitcher @ 2/8/2023, 08:56 AM) 
    QUOTE (Beer Minrals @ 2/8/2023, 04:49 AM) 
    I think people forget that not every filler and Botox patient winds up looking like a bloated corpse like Madonna. I get filler every couple of years just to keep the cheeks from completely flattening out and once in awhile a bit of Botox. Tammy could get those marionette lines taken care of if she went to an experienced, careful doctor. It’s better than having to slather on 100 creams every day in a futile effort to get rid of them. I always wondered why she bothered with all of that.

    Cutting the frizzy mop would instantly take ten years off her age, but that’ll never happen.

    I think you look great Mr. Roper! 😁

    Why, thank you, Stitcher! I do try to look my best. 🤣
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    More Pammy inspiration coming down the pipeline for ol’ Lizard Duncan! :snickering:

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    John has macular degeneration? That’s awful. My grandmother had it and it left her legally blind, despite getting the injections in her eye. Maybe his isn’t the same kind as hers. I hope not.
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    I think people forget that not every filler and Botox patient winds up looking like a bloated corpse like Madonna. I get filler every couple of years just to keep the cheeks from completely flattening out and once in awhile a bit of Botox. Tammy could get those marionette lines taken care of if she went to an experienced, careful doctor. It’s better than having to slather on 100 creams every day in a futile effort to get rid of them. I always wondered why she bothered with all of that.

    Cutting the frizzy mop would instantly take ten years off her age, but that’ll never happen.
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    QUOTE (Jools’ Ghost @ 2/6/2023, 11:41 PM) 
    LOL I need to watch it back and see now :0) x

    There have been a few times when I’ve said “Really?” out loud at the same time you do. 🤣
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    Oh boy, look what just appeared…inspiration for Lisa to concoct another Pammy look.

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    I was watching Jools’ reaction (which is hilarious) to Lisa’s haul video and was almost brought to tears by Lisa’s motivational, poetic words. Tears from laughing, mind you.

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    Her body looks good. At least she’s not surviving on Diet Coke and McDonald’s burger patties like her buddy Lunkhead Lisa.

    That two-tone, frizzy, overgrown hair needs to go though. She would look ten times younger with a modern ‘do. Captain Caveman hair just isn’t flattering.
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    Those plastic shoes of hers are so cheap-looking and ugly. Girls in the fourth grade were wearing those back in the 80s. Apparently now they’re Lisa’s “Piddy Wittle Pwincess” heels. 🙄
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    Her color is reminding me of Madonna’s hair circa 2000. Love the cut here, but the color feels dated:

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    Less is more when you get older. I’m 47 and have realized my skin looks much better with just spot concealing and no foundation. A perfect example of how to age yourself was Joan Crawford. She was stunning up until her late 40s, when she started growing in these gorilla brows. She would over line her lips like Lisa and wear huge falsies with eyeliner that didn’t go completely down to the lash line and it just looked BAD. Granted she smoked like a chimney, but she looked so much older than she needed to with this bad makeup application. (Max Factor himself actually told her to over line her lips. Bette Davis did it too. 😬)

    This is a series of photos taken of Joan in her later years while she was doing her makeup. See what I mean?

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    QUOTE (Ismymakeuptoocakey @ 2/1/2023, 10:38 PM) 
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    You referenced Tammy's Ageless Beauty over at Domenopause Sachse's thread, and I went over to YT to check her out. Decided to read a few last comments, and got to the most recent ones where STICHER says she's officially done and you laughed. I went back to YT to discover the SAUNA BLANKET!!!! OH. MY. GORBS! These women are hilarious! There's really no end to the stupidity they will put out there just to get a few clicks!

    Please, someone put up a shot of this crazy broad where she is lying down inside the blanket with that lighted mask thing on! I don't know how to do that, but I would love to print it out and put it on my refrigerator for a daily laugh!!

    Your wish is my command!

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