The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    Jools’ Ghost is going to have a great time with her latest video. It’s full of stupid inflections in her voice and bad denim. I’m looking forward to this one.
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    QUOTE (originalredwinefreak @ 8/18/2023, 08:05 PM) 
    QUOTE (Twyla @ 19/8/2023, 01:47) 
    Wow she looks OLD.

    I’m telling ‘ya, Lisa is looking like her gal pal, Tammy Ageless Beauty. It should be Tammy Aging Beauty. Tammy looks years older since going gray. Both think they’re every guys....MILF. Dream on old ladies.

    I thought of Tammy too and it turned my stomach. I can’t watch Tammy, not even if Jools reacted to one of her videos. She makes me so irritated and I think it’s because of my hatred of being spoken to like I’m a child. My new dental hygienist insisted on treating me like a kindergartner, telling me to wrap the floss around my middle fingers and use my “Peter pointers” (yes, you’re reading that right) to floss the teeth. 🤦🏼‍♀️
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    QUOTE (Carol Kay @ 8/14/2023, 06:13 PM) 
    Lisa and Tammy both have bald spots at their temples.Nothing will regrow that, not even Minoxidil. Traction alopecia that she’s trying to disguise with tinted hair powder.

    Is it definitely alopecia? I have never had much hair at the temples, even as a child. It bugs the heck out of me.
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    For crying out loud, put it away, Lisa! She thinks she’s living in a Betty and Veronica comic book wearing barely anything and trying to woo the guys at the beach. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    I only watch through Jools and roll my eyes along with her. It’s the only way to watch and have a good laugh. Who shouts PAIRS! now along with Jools? 😂
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    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 8/9/2023, 06:09 PM) 
    She knows fall and winter are coming and the pool will be closed. Maybe she’s trying to prepare by getting extra crispy.

    She’s the color of burned bacon at this point. She can snack on herself as part of her meat diet! 😂
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    Yay, it’s the HR Manager at the Beach vibe-inspired outfit! 🤦🏼‍♀️
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    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 8/6/2023, 12:47 AM) 
    QUOTE (rfjox @ 8/5/2023, 07:12 PM) 
    I vehemently disagree. That phrase is used when one is feeling and showing empathy toward another. You are taking the latter day meaning that some use to categorize it as you are. A true southerner of the older generations do not mean it as you describe.
    :f:

    I understand your position, being you are a southern woman. I was going by her body language and tone of voice, as well as the voiced phrase. I realize you no longer view her, so your statement is only based on what I had written, which is cool with me. (cool is Lisa's new word to use over and over again) LOL!

    Dora, your post wasn’t vibey, “my daughter Brooke who’s 23” or lucky girl enough. If you could add some of those in, that’d be great! :snickering:
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    I’d love to tan. Every summer is a bitter reminder of how different I am from most of the population. Skin cancer is in my family though so any time I go out, sunscreen is on. My grandfather was Italian and could tan and still got skin cancer on his nose. The procedure to remove it left a permanent scar.
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    Minor side conversations here tend to be more interesting than Trailer Park Barbie and her Zara hauls. :snickering:
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    I grew up with a no shoes in the house rule and just carried it over as an adult. I’ve seen how grungy a carpet can get even without pets (former in-laws wear their shoes), and it reaffirmed my decision.
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    Why is kindergarten starting on 8/1? That boy is getting cheated out of his summer!

    Here they go until mid to late June and have the summer off until after Labor Day.
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    Someone send Lisa a remedial elementary school grammar book as a sweet geeft.

    Speaking of which, does she still have suckers sending her gifts?
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    Her hair reminds me of Britney’s bedraggled gold mess. Cut that sh*t off and go to someone who doesn’t turn it 30 shades of brass! Man, it would take years off her if she found a halfway decent stylist. I realize she’s probably really gray and what she used to do probably won’t work anymore, but the owner of my salon supposedly is very gray yet her hair is the perfect blonde. Maybe some lowlights?
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    hotnbothered , I hope your pain eases up and you can get some relief. Hugs to you.

    Only Lisa would go to a movie and take a photo of her sparkly shoes. Do you think she lays down a designer rug in her house for nap time? She gets her Glow Worm, binky, sleepy socks and favowite bwankie and goes night-night!
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