The Gossip Bakery

Posts written by Beer Minrals

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    QUOTE (Melissa Coury @ 7/28/2023, 01:37 PM) 
    I have always been super flat chested. Over the years my breasts have become very dense. I was not willing to risk getting breast cancer so I had a plastic surgeon get rid of the remaining breast tissue. No more mammograms for me and total peace of mind. Worth every penny.

    This is what I want to do! Did it take long to recover? And was it super expensive?
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    originalredwinefreak , thanks for sharing that. It gives me hope!

    I was going twice a year, one for the mammo/sono, where they’d find cyst(s), and then six months later for a sonogram to make sure the cyst(s) hadn’t changed.

    I’ve never heard of going twice a year for a tendon. WTH?
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    QUOTE (A.DoraBuhl @ 7/26/2023, 12:40 AM) 
    QUOTE (Beer Minrals @ 7/25/2023, 10:52 PM) 
    Dang, I’m up the creek if menopause decides to wreak havoc on me. I haven’t had a period since January so I’m almost there. My mom took estrogen for awhile after her hysterectomy and then switched to Evista for her bones.

    I just don’t want the weight gain. I keep to 1200-1300 calories but maybe even that won’t be enough. I’m also afraid my hair will fall out.

    Stupid Lisa and her idiotic medical videos. Stick to Zara, dummy.

    There are as may variations to menopause as there are women living. Do your research and find what works for you. In the end, you can say you did the best you could with the choices you made.

    Yeah, unfortunately my breasts are very cystic. I always have to get an accompanying sonogram with mammograms and have had a cyst drained. I doubt I would ever feel safe taking the chance. 🫤

    Has Lisa ever mentioned getting mammograms? I suppose that’s one of those things she has to put out of her head like the “Yuck” doctor.
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    Dang, I’m up the creek if menopause decides to wreak havoc on me. I haven’t had a period since January so I’m almost there. My mom took estrogen for awhile after her hysterectomy and then switched to Evista for her bones.

    I just don’t want the weight gain. I keep to 1200-1300 calories but maybe even that won’t be enough. I’m also afraid my hair will fall out.

    Stupid Lisa and her idiotic medical videos. Stick to Zara, dummy.
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    This peabrain…I was watching Jools’ latest and the Britney song came into my head - “all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.” That describes her out in the neighborhood taking a walk.

    How many times does she have to remind us Brooke is 23? Her brain is like a broken record. And beef jerky describes her to a tee.
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    I was with my cousin today who is 100% Italian and she is about as dark as Lisa but it looks so natural on her. Her skin isn't all mottled and damaged either, and she's older than Lisa.

    Lisa must really have more burn-prone skin but just forces herself to become tan by repeatedly baking herself. It looks all wrong.
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    Did anyone know that Brooke is 23? That’s right, 23. I just wanted to mention that’s she’s 23 for those who didn’t know she’s 23.

    This sarcasm has been brought to you by the number 23 and the word NOVA (Lisa likes words).
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    I watched Jools’ latest today and Lisa honestly looks like she is black other than her face. Her legs and arms were darker than I’ve ever seen them, approaching Tan Mom status.
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    QUOTE (A little North Shore birdie @ 6/20/2023, 10:23 PM) 
    Nice avatar there, Beer Duncan!

    Thank you! It’s from my days at Guru Gossip. It’s the Suzanne Somers doll from the 70s. Yes, there is a doll form of Lisa out there. 🤣
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    Lisa was using fake tanner. I don’t know if she still is, but I wouldn’t trust her recommendations. Her face is orange now.

    By the way, I had a great great aunt who told us one time she was making meatloaf and thought the meat looked so good that she ate a bit of it raw. She wound up with worms! 🤢🤮
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    The only plastic surgery that was worth anything were her eyes. The blepharoplasty vastly improved her appearance, but she had to ruin it with all of the other crap she’s had done. You never see her top teeth anymore because of the tanker truckload’s worth of filler she has in those hot dog lips.
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    I almost peed myself laughing when she had that strange Sesame Street-like moment where she proclaimed she liked words, like nova, bossa nova, and supernova. Are words sponsoring her videos now? 🤣
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    I think that’s reaching. John is close but slightly in front of him and one of them looks to have a paper in their hand - either John’s left hand is holding it or Will’s right. I don’t think he’s holding his father’s hand. We’ve seen him having fun playing games with Brooke at Dave and Buster’s unassisted.
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 6/6/2023, 09:31 PM) 
    I love frosted lipsticks. I always have. They make thin lips look bigger. I can hardly find them anymore because they are not made the same as in the 60s and 70s. They used to use a smooth frost but so many now have a rough glitter flake and I hate that.

    I haven't tried that loreal "peach fuzz" because loreal is a bit drying on my lips.

    You could put a smidgen of gloss or lip balm on to prevent the dryness. I do this with some of the matte lipsticks I have.
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    I lost it when she showed those jeans. It’s looks like she has a fan up her pants! 🤣🤣
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